Bonus Episode 4 - Porn Savers, The Singularity, Cuck Advice
🕑 Added 2016-10-24 17:25:29 +0000 UTCAt long last, I bring in the biggest solution in the universe. A trillion dollar idea that will be more important than the television, assembly line production, and fire rolled into one. It's a device. A device will change your life. This is the Oculus Rift killer. It will be the foundation of a new economy, not one based on money or labor, but on pornography. Of course I am talking about Porn Savers.
On behalf of all of The Dick Show Patreonis, I am giving this invention away to the citizens of Earth just like either Louis Pasteur or Jonas Salk. I can't remember which one. Enjoy.
Update: Video for this episode will be uploaded tomorrow.
Comments
Jesse Mills
Speaking of taking over the show, Asterios was my favorite comedian on TBPITU; that's including Maddox and Dick. I'm so glad he's back. Too bad he can't be on both podcasts right now. I'll just have to hope this hippie dippie time shit rings true... :)
Asterios Kokkinos
Thanks dude!
Adam Osborne
Asterios- good job. Consistently funny throughout the episode. A good counter-balance to Dick. Would like to see more. Pressing F.
Did he freak out like Arnold in the opening scene of Kindergarten Cop?
Tim the Enchanter
More like a mushroom head reader
Tim the Enchanter
I apparently can't rewind in any fashion using the Patreon app on iOS. Is there anything this app doesn't suck at doing?
I was going a little Dick crazy for abit first the underground fell apart then the Main facebook group became shit.
Tim the Enchanter
Where is Choowan? I needs mah vidya!
that episode made me skip biggest problem for a few weeks as well. I did not want to hear maddox talk about politics. and give his idiotic opinions
Talking about strip bars at the start, I was once in a strip bar in college one night and it was a girls first night, and while on stage her father walked in. He was a regular. She had no idea and he of course had no idea she was dancing there. it was amazing !
Mortotem
maybe maddox had given up on taking his math test because the word problems were throwing him for a loop. kinda feel bad for him
Maddox has a literacy problem? Damn. I didn't know that. I just thought he had a little speech impediment thing going on. Not that there's anything wrong with that! Great moments came out of that, like "I'm an in-too-llectual."
EzeDzl
We got porn savers finally. I have one. Firestick and put fucking Kodi on it. Fuckin done. Porn all day.
Lettuce Jones
Was the libertarian episode the real beginning of the end? I remember I literally stopped listening to TBPINU after that episode because how stupid Maddox's argument was (and I hate Libertarians). The fans gave him soooo much shit, every comment was calling Maddox an idiot I almost felt sorry for him. I did end up coming back a couple months later and I caught up on the last episode right after the show ended. Totally worth it, this whole story and the hot goss has become as entertaining as the podcasts themselves.
Lettuce Jones
I was about to ask the same thing. Asterios is the perfect counter to Dick, but now he's broken bad and is more interesting.
Dennis Kiley
The pornsaver needs a fingerprint reader. You can have e.g. your real porn unlocked via swiping your index finger, and your wife approved porn via your thumb.
so goddamn funny.
So what would you have to make on Patreon to have Asterios as a regular co-host
Betterfap.com might be what you're looking for Dick.
Ryan Young
Asterios's impression at about 14:00 is fucking great.
Fantastic Episode. Super glad to have Asterios back on the show. When are you going to put the PornSaverâ„¢ on Dickstarter.com? I'd pledge a couple dollar towards that. My systems for porn separation are far too complicated.
Dick Masterson
Video is coming, but the video guy is not as fast as Sean.
as much as I hate somethingawful's politics they do make pretty good content and it is fairly well reflected in asterios
Kevin James
No video for this episode?
Hanging out and spit-balling all those fake porn site makes was so much fun! More people should tune in to the live streams when MaximumPanic makes the thumb nails.
Lettuce Jones
Asterios is divorced, separated from Madcuck, acting like a badass in general it seems. Fuck yeah!
So great to hear Asterios again!
Ty
I worked hard on those porn site names.