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Episode 23 - Dick on Results

🕑 Added 2016-11-08 15:26:55 +0000 UTC

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It makes me a'rage to pay for the movies in the first place. First of all they're ALL a steaming pile of shit. They suck balls, every one of em. But THEN, my torrented files aren't good enough, or somehow make me worse. The women hate that! "Oh, you're not shelling out like every good man should do for their pussy prize?" It must be like that bathroom at fast food. They consider my torrenting to be a dirty bathroom, "what else won't he buy for me." Ya know they're not wrong now that i think about it. Oh well, fuck em anyway.

Yeah I thought the same thing. I only read the headline but even on reddit they showed the headline was bullshit.

Ali

100% agreed, very pleasant voice!

Alexander Sturm

Somebody already said this, but this fuckin male birth control made around 8% of guys sterile. It's chemical castration for too many guys and the WHO shut it down. I will submit this as a topic of why I'm a rage. No study gets shut down because side effects make guys uncomfortable. It was deemed unsafe. At least 75% of guys said they were fine with side effects, including infertility, but a world health organization said it was too dangerous. The news sites that report this as getting shut down because guys couldn't handle the side effects is the most aggravating thing ever. These cunts need to shut the fuck up because it causes infertility. Females don't get infertile after taking the pill. This caused guys to have no sperm count and it's bullshit to claim why the trial got shut down. Holy shit I'm a rage right now.

What a BABE! Very cute and just seems happy about life in general. A great thing to have on a show where everyone pissed off.

Öystein Thorsen

REALLY? I thought she was brilliant!

Öystein Thorsen

Lemme chime in on the Adam Nash thing Dusty was reporting on. He didn't sell it too good tbh. Listen, it's a tricky concept to explain, the artform of shitposting that has developed in the group. Hey, I tried to explain it to my girl, and I fell short. But what I'm trying to get to is that you need to spy around in the group, get a feel of it, it's something else when the Nash train starts rolling.

Not really into this "News Babe" either. She seemed to take it more serious and didn't treat it as an easy way to help pay for a fix, but as far as the unscripted banter (which would end up being 90% of her airtime) she just seemed kinda dull.

Xocë

Goddamn. My heart goes out to that kid.

DatBoi

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

To be fair, a few men went sterile and one committed suicide from that birth control test.

Daniel Rushik

My Dick Show shirt came in the mail today, and this is some real high quality shit! Beautiful shirt, thanks for not cutting corners, Dick.

Love the news readers voice, was a fan even before googling for hotness levels.

As someone who has had this show get me through some dark times, I think it would be great to get that second to last voicemail guy to do a call in on another episode. I mean, I know this isn't the suicide hotline, but obviously the show has helped him enough to not do it(for that night at least, fingers crossed for more nights to come) If I could play armchair psychologist for a sec, I've definitely felt that this show has a strong underlying current of masculine self-worth . I think it would be cool to see what people have to say about what parts of the show change their life for the better.

Tim the Enchanter

Also, I hope you manage to turn this 'business relationship' into some new hot goss! Don't be shy my friend!

Tim the Enchanter

Well done, Dick! Finally some real eye candy and she can actually hold a conversation!

why in the fuck is dude OK with his mom being a cheater and cuk'ing the fuck out of his dad. as long as its making her happy. Does he not give 1 shit about his own Dad and his dignity ?

Lettuce Jones

The Asterios banter with Shawn while Dick was out of the room was pretty fuckin hilarious. IT'S RIGGED KOKKINOS WE CAN'T STAND FOR THIS SHIT!

Dick Masterson

It took a few episodes to get right, but it can be done.

Dick Masterson

Look at where the conversation went immediately after. I'm telling you guys, that's how you do it!!

Johnny Steen

I like this news babe. Positives: is an actual babe, doesn't have devil brows, is cool, is not a man-eating control freak. Negatives: perhaps not the quickest wit.

I love how your video and audio are perfectly in sync. According to other podcasts it's really really difficult to do because of reasons.