Episode 21 VIDEO

trigger warning

i cant stand this Asterios guy. 35mins in, he has mentioned 5 times how poor he is. Then goes into a "mental health" I'm a victim bs for 5 mins and adds "he maybe start up a patron". Which he clearly will because that was the whole point of the 40mins leading up to it. That Ghostbusters movie rant he had was all about jealousy. that was a cash cow for YouTubers and he missed the boat. He sounds just like Mundanematt. This guy is a leech and I would not trust him as far as you can thrown him.

i think he knows

Stigg Bernard

What is it with flat chested chicks being Size Queens? Endowment being genetic, flat chested chicks are the female equivalent of guys with micro penis.

Colorless Green Void

Btw Dick, what you do mean you're not a guy that challenges people? All you did on Biggest problem was challenge maddox, and it was fucking great. The news girl is cute btw. shes got my vote.

Colorless Green Void

He also doesn't have a "crazy complex about being right all the time", which is a huge plus.

Tim the Enchanter

One final thing: I suspect you worry that you are not interesting enough to listen to every week without the goss. This week proves that assertion wrong. You have a natural talent that drew decades long fans of Maddox towards your hitherto unknown camp in less than two years. Why? Because you're funnier. More relatable.

Dick Masterson

He needs to move back to LA!

Tim the Enchanter

The search is over! Hire Asterios immediately, and let him bring in a new stripper every week to read the news. Or two strippers a week if they like each other. Hell that could be a new Patreon goal, two news babes read the news into each others' muffs. I'd cancel my Brazzers sub and pay $50/mo to see that!

If I walk into a house and that person doesn't own books, I leave.

Öystein Thorsen

Gotz problem on the webpage, it tells me to logon to Facebook, but I already am. Not sure if this is my Chrome messing up or if others have the same problem.

Asterios. I'm sure your book is great, but I don't own books. What do you do with books? I guess you put them on shelves to appear learn-ed when your date comes over. Can I just send you like 50 bucks, instead? I'll just pay money to see a creator, that I think is wicked-great, keep doing his thing. That was basically the business model for the Dick Show amirite? I bet the Dick-Army would help make you not-poor just for adding audio segments to the Dick Show. Segment suggestion: "Strippers. What do they know? Do they know things?? Let's find out."

That fucking "Eroitic" story made me throw up.

Alexander Sturm

Holy Shit. Coconuts, you are an awesome dude. If you're ever anywhere near Nashville I want to buy you dinner and a beer. You crack me up and seem like a great loveable guy. Fuck Maddolf. I've been in that dark spot in my own career for a while and the Bpitu helped me out quite a bit through some rough stuff and the dick show is awesome. You're a great comedian and I'd hate to see you disappear. After this episode I'm buying your book and if you ever do a podcast or anything I will be your patron. I make jack shit, but if I can help you out I want to. You're the shit.

LSTER

i love dick but it's "all of a sudden", not "all of the sudden"

Does anyone have a link to the millennial study?

First time I have ever listened to a podcast twice. Get coconuts his own Patreon Dick so we can support him and watch him stick it to the haters. That bloke can be funny as hell when he's not trying to please everyone. You both have one thing in common, vacuous ex friends/communities with an over inflated sense of the value of their own company and opinions.

Jorge Román

Fantastic episode. EASILY this and the bonus episode are the strongest so far. The reason? Asterios. Dick, you have chemistry with him unlike any we've seen in another host, and the way it works with Sean as well as three friends? This is it man.

Lettuce Jones

Also Cernovich is a fucking wannabe cult leader scam artist conspiracy dipshit. <a href="http://i.imgur.com/apdyMQc.png" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">http://i.imgur.com/apdyMQc.png</a>

Lettuce Jones

Blue pill, red pill, black pill they're all scams! Take the green pill and see the real truth. WAKE UP SHEEPLE!

23 year old here, that Stallin Bush news article was complete click-bait bullshit.

Johnny Steen

This is one of my favorite episodes yet! I'm loving the new, late-season Asterios.

Dick Masterson

The MP3 is on the other post. Can't link to it on my phone!

Addi

Really made me think

You know what makes me a rage? Having to memorise where the fuck I was in a video podcast because I don't have 2 continuous hours to watch it all in one sitting, and it has fucking reset every time I want to watch some. That's why I love downloadable mp3s. I can continue where I left off without having to use brain power on this bullshit. Content is great though!

DatBoi

THE HOOWA IS A MISANDRIST!

Daniel Rushik

SHAUGHN! Your pop filter is backwards.

He has some retarded views, but he seems like a good guy.

I was ok with the news babe until she started in with all the man hating shit.

Give me four years to teach the children and the seed I have sown will never be uprooted : Lenin

punishur

She's busy trolling radfems on the streets, but that's nice too

I really , really like the news babe. Please have her back. gladly up my patreon donation just to get her as the news babe

Get Lauren Southern to read the news.

great episode and great video. hate asterios's face and the way he moves.

I am liking Asterios more and more after this show and the bonus episode. I'm glad he is on the show. He is pretty cool even if he is a liberal kook.

And that's why I don't write comments while listening to the show. I can't wait to hear how the Morlocs tear into this chick on the cheap fan threads. I stand by the teeth comment though.

Dick Masterson

YOU SICK BASTARD!

She seemed very nervous at first, but it seemed like she started having fun after a few minutes. I really like the news babe.

Ty

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