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Growler
Wide enough for ya?
Swiss Rolls
I'm working on growing my own!
Happy New Years Eve!
Year after year this brave little soldier gets swallowed up a bit more. We salute his service in the final years of his career.
Typical
I'm telling you - Me and beer, we make an obnoxious pair.
What do we think about this jock?
I mean the underwear, in case that isn't clear.
From the archive
A festive throwback for you!
From the archive
Ah the old one-in one-out tiddy piercing look, how I miss it so
How’re we branding Wednesdays now?
Wide Wednesday? Waddling Wednesday? I’m open to ideas.
From the archive
God I miss this polo. If anyone knows where a guy can find a stretchy, pinstripe blue and white polo, I'm on the hunt.
Hick Belly
Thank you to the generous folks keeping me relentlessly stuffed full of Chipotle, Pizza, and Chinese food. This update should give you a sense of the results!If you're interested in doing a little stuffing of your own, feel free to check out my Amazon wishlist.https://www.amazon.com/hz/wishlist/...
