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Road tripping!
Let's switch seats, I kept the seatbelt warm for you :)
From the archive
Who doesn't love a big belly in a button up?
Overhangin Out
Just taking a little stroll with my pup in a very typically fitting shirt of mine.
Muscle shirt
Just look at all that... muscle
From the archive
Starbucks fed me better than they paid me, and that's the tea
Which perks do you want to see offered?
I'd like to fill out my tier benefits more and am keen to hear your ideas!
Chipotle Mascot
A big thank you to one of you generous folks that pumped me completely full of Chipotle this afternoon. I washed it down with a few beers and voila - Here are the results.
Cake
And lots of it
Anyone need a caddy?
I'd be a big help keeping your seat in the cart warm for ya.
Chipotle stuffings are great for the gains!
Some of y'all have figured out how much I struggle with saying no to food and take advantage of it.
Update
My barbershop makes some cool ass shirts
