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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Sex-erasing Voids for the Deeply Broken
Welcome, 🌭s, to your day of appreciation. We’re awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we always do two-man Halloween costumes. This year we’re going as a centaur! (We’re both the man part.)But this isn’t about us. This is about you. Did you know you’re awesome? Because you are....
Nerding Day: The Beano Book 1987
When I was a kid, I didn't read comics with any sort of regularity. Random issues midway through runs of series I'd never heard of would simply materialize periodically in unsorted piles, brought home by a parent who presumably purchased them at some kind of bulk comics store specializing in...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis
The Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world's largest collection of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes! ----------------------------------------------------------------...
Extra Wiener - 251, Lady Hunters with Dimitri Simakis
We're huntin' ladies with Dimitri Simakis! Don't worry, no ladies will be harmed in the making of this episode. None of this advice will ever work.
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 251, Kool-Aid Wacky-Zany Video with Dimitri Simakis
The Dogg Zzone welcomes Dimitri Simakis from Everything Is Terrible for another Hot Dog origin story! Come learn how a pitcher of rapping sugar water led to the creation of the world's largest collection of Jerry Maguire VHS tapes! ----------------------------------------------------------------...
Nerding Day: Silver's Spells for Protection
Happy Curse Day! I’m dicked.I’ve antagonized each corner of the coven, and it’s one of those horror shapes with infinite angles. You know, a circle. This Halloween, I’m not worried about curses. They can use fists. I’m one guy, and mortal jumping’s on the table. My future’s endless Doc...
Learning Day: The Toronto Scarf Queen🌭
How often do you think about scarves? Stop. Don't answer that. I can tell you right now, it's not enough. It's recently come to my attention that scarves are the most important thing. The secret meaning of life can't be found in art, family, or a game of basketball against the Looney...
Podcasting Day: The Spooky October Podcast Roundup
October! Spooky! Ok, I know there is still a week left of October, but here’s the thing. I drew a bunch of spooky achromatic stuff for you this month and if I release it in November, it’s gonna look stupid. I don’t want that, and some of you probably don’t want that. But before we get into t...
Hot Dog Store: Wish You Were Here, XOXO - HotDog
OH SHIT NEW PRODUCT ALERT, WE’VE DONE IT AGAIN!That’s right, once again we’ve invented a completely new type of product. Remember when we introduced “posters” as shirts for your walls? You all loved it! You wrote me letters sent to my personal address which, while terrifying, were very sup...
Nerding Day: Mother Goose Rock ‘n’ Rhyme
Growing up with broke parents meant two things: I was only hit with low quality pleather belts and most of our VHS tapes were copies of copies of copies that someone else recorded off of television. Most of these were pagan Christmas specials and anti-drug specials that are much more enjoyable if yo...
Learning Day: The Walnuts Concludes
A few months back, I celebrated Pride Month with an appreciation piece about the Burt Reynolds sitcom Evening Shade, for showcasing basic human decency around trans issues.But I’m not done yet!It’s not enough simply to support trans rights and queer people…true allyship demands that I likewise...
Learning Day: Canadian Handbook for the Recently Embarrassingly Deceased🌭
So: you've died in Canada. And as the famous saying goes, when you die in Canada, you die in real life, bud. There are plenty of dignified ways to go in the Great White North: crushed by moose, run down by zamboni, cut in half by Shania Twain. And then there are the deaths so specific, so embarr...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 250, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce
The original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch it.---------------------------------------------------------------------...
Extra Wiener 250 - Brainfuck to Godhood with Zak Koonce
It's a good ol' fashioned Quaid-eatin' contest with your boy, Zak Koonce!
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 250, Rock 'n' Roll High School Forever with Zak Koonce
The original Rock 'n' Roll High School was a fun punk rock classic. The sequel is a Corey Feldman musical. It's the farthest human art has fallen in the least amount of time, and fucking Zak Koonce insisted we watch it.---------------------------------------------------------------------...
Learning Day: Flat Earth University
Earth might be round. I don’t tell new friends, it tends to throw off the tone. No point feeding the “preachy Rounder” stereotype. But when I’ve known someone long enough to bond over shared hatreds, I let the round Earth slip. And wait.Some people shut down. They deflect back to safe topics...
Nerding Day: Beast From Haunted Cave
You know the king of cult films, Roger Corman, ok, so he had a younger brother who was sort of the court jester of cult films. He wanted to make cheap films as quickly and dangerously as possible, which makes Beast From Haunted Cave his biggest success. They shot it in 13 days, nearly suffocated a b...
Hot Dog Store: A-Pop Bigfeets Hunters
There’s only one crew in town that can strengthen the Appalachian Honmoon, but you ain’t gonna like the way they do it.You wanna get wild? Okay, I’ll show you wild.Available right now in our store in a variety of colors and sizes, the hit internet streaming series that has been heard by over s...
Video Podcast: BIGFEETS Episode 57 - AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2
In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. It's the best show ever ma...
BIGFEETS Episode 57 - AIMS vs The Waya Woman, Part 2
In this episode, the AIMS Team loses fights against: A cornfield, half of a house, the concept of triangles, a little boy with a bicycle bell, continuity, their new staff writer, the ghosts of dog-eaten children, adolescent trauma, and Willy's aborted chicken coop. It's the best show ever ma...
Hot Dog Store: Crisis on Infinite Berks, get that Squatch Body
Be the manimal, little person toy genius, or speedboat wrestler you want to see in the world.THERE IS A CRISIS! ON INFINITE BERKS! THAT IS SO MANY BERKS!Behold the many crisiseseees. Unimaginable! But lo, it has been imagined, and forever preserved on a shirt! Wow! Sorry, I’m still not recovered f...
Fucking Day: Intimate Secrets of Sex and Spirit
The year was 1995 and we thought we knew how to fuck.We were wrong. Lubricate your yoni and look through the keyhole of Paul "Ramana Das" Silbey, D.D. and his second wife, Marilena.Released alongside their album, ECSTATICA 1, a Hypno-Trance Love Dance Soundtrack for Lovers, Intimate Secrets ...
Nerding Day: Zork What Do I Do Now
Back before fun was invented, one of the most popular video game franchises was Zork. I’m going off the assumption that not everyone knows this because it’s 2025 and I’m no longer in a position to believe my finger is on the pulse of the culture. Actually, scratch that. I’ve never been in a ...
Nerding Day: Angel Wars: Guardian Force
Paradise Lost, plus Reboot, minus Paradise Lost. I love this dead planet.Getting back out there’s tough. Maybe you’re divorced. Maybe you split before paperwork. Maybe there’s no one to split from. Maybe your perfect Baptist Power Rangers botched their Kickstarter. Whatever your story, it’s ...
Animated Podcast: Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 249, The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys with Michael Swaim
Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective sex toys. Michael Swaim will explain how they influenced the course of his entire li...
Extra Wiener 249 - TIDBITS with Michael Swaim
If you're deficient in cute puns and dying from a lack of hunky buns, this game of Tidbits with Michael Swaim might keep you alive long enough to get the medical attention you need.
Dogg Zzone 9000 - Episode 249, The Amazing Live Sea-Monkeys with Michael Swaim
Back in the 1990s we briefly mistook elaborate prosthetics for comedy. That's how we got The Amazing Live Sea Monkeys, a Howie Mandel production starring three suffocating improv comedians dying inside defective sex toys. Michael Swaim will explain how they influenced the course of his entire li...
Learning Day: So You Wanna Be a Gambler! Learn how to Win at Slots
It used to be that you couldn't gamble on your phone while jacking off and smoking weed. You used to have to go places to do things in America: a casino, the adult bookstore, your weird dealer's house where you don't know how long you're supposed to hang out with him to be polite. We...
Fucking Day: Penis Enlargement 🌭
As the only certified alpha male at this website, it’s my responsibility to talk to you about yankin' your hog until it bigger. This is science. I know you probably have a lot of questions. Is the growth exponential? Could you have a body builder penis? Could your 50-foot penis attack downtown...
Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and Hunky Vault Time
It’s almost time to buy Christmas presents. Or holiday presents or whatever. It’s shopping season, that means you need to collect them all! There are two.This week I’m talkin about 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!Available right now in our store in a variety of colors and sizes. Here it is in a w...
