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Hot Dog Appreciation Day: Sex-erasing Voids for the Deeply Broken
🕑 Added 2025-10-30 12:00:13 +0000 UTC
Welcome, đs, to your day of appreciation. Weâre awesome. We know that. We know it so hard that we always do two-man Halloween costumes. This year weâre going as a centaur! (Weâre both the man part.)
But this isnât about us. This is about you. Did you know youâre awesome? Because you are. We have proof!
First letâs check in on Sissyneck Corner, where âbless your heartâ actually means âbless your heart,â and âdid you want tots with that?â is how you question a manâs virility.
This month Sissyneck got used like a sock puppet by a distinguished southern gentleman and if anything, itâs actually hotter than weâre making it sound right now.
The experience taught him some much-needed humility.
Now letâs move on to the Comments, where Drake has come up with our new tagline for the site:
Wait, no olwatty has it:
Shit, actually it might be Quicksilverâs:
AutoReroll, youâre going to have to workshop yours. Itâs great, just a little long.
Disregard everything, itâs Tom who has the new 1900HOTDOG tagline:
Chris, sorry, this one simply does not work.
Although⌠what the hell. Youâre back in the raffle. Weâre determining this by raffle, which is the only true democracy left.
Gozan understands that every great comedian is defined by the nature of their enemies.
And by that logic, Skebotron is defined by Swaim.
And FancyShark is defined by âFroyd.â
Justin has ruined many a grandmotherâs bathroom and they, in turn, have ruined him.
Chris makes the list again for the hottest fucking thing weâve ever heard.
Chlorine has a Randy Quaid Eating ProTip for all you newbie Randy Quaid Eaters:
KVH has a ringing endorsement of the Hot Dog Store T-Shirts. No specific one, they are all guaranteed to do this:
Milo is worried about the implications of the Captain Carvel universe.
But he shouldnât be, Iâll let Daniel comfort him.
Lydia really opened the floodgates when she talked about something near and dear to our audienceâs hearts: yanking on that dick.
Now on to the Discord, where Noiretoon tries to explain why Anya Taylor Joy isnât sexy, and Glitterbobo successfully explains why sheâs sexy as hell:
Some of you havenât fucked in a mushroom ring, and it shows.
Djonin keeps a running count of the times heâs burst into flame. However high you think the number is, bump it up by one because it just happened again.
If youâre intimidated about joining the Hot Dog Discord, donât be! Itâs a wonderful, welcoming place with a really cute initiation ritual where you pick a Heathcliff comic and we all have a laugh. Unless you get it wrong. Donât fucking get it wrong.
Meagan Brockwife brings you a tragic warning about having unprotected sex with cigarettes.
Actually, not many people know about the influence Brockwayâs wife has on the very foundations of 1900HOTDOG. Letâs take a moment to celebrate her contributions.
Thatâs right, she was the one who originally brought us Mountain Monsters AND Cocktails.
And now letâs take a moment away from this moment weâre already taking to see why Slampire got banned for life.
Back to celebrating International Meagan Day.
Isnât she great? Truly, a natural garbage archaeologist with a gift for-
Meagan is now banned for life.
Itâs okay, she still wasnât going to win this monthâs Appreciation Day, because we have a standing rule here at 1900HOTDOG: If you permanently mutilate your body for us, you win!
Congratulations Shamimator! You have permanently scarred your body for us, and for that you win this picture of Billy Corgan having a blast on his little train. Youâre getting a hell of a deal.
You folks are, as always, the best. And if anyone ever questions that, you call us. Weâll trample them with our MANTAUR HOOVES. Which are feet.
You can read this article and every other one on the much better in every way 1900HOTDOG.COM
Comments
Lord Mo
Juho's sex-pestin' ass getting nuked from orbit becoming part of Appreciation Day canon gives the vindictive part of my brain serious life
drake godzilla
You what a tagline? Here is your tagline: "1900hotdog! We turn trash into humor!" Or maybe. "1900hotdog, give us your mads, your cons, your hacks, your morons, and watch us mock them!"
