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Hot Dog Store: Hot Dog Pail Kids and Hunky Vault Time
🕑 Added 2025-10-11 18:00:07 +0000 UTCIt’s almost time to buy Christmas presents. Or holiday presents or whatever. It’s shopping season, that means you need to collect them all! There are two.
This week I’m talkin about 1900HOTDOG HOT DOG PAIL KIDS!
Available right now in our store in a variety of colors and sizes. Here it is in a women’s cut.
Also available as a tank top in EIGHT different colors, including Oatmeal Triblend?!?! I think this is the most we’ve ever offered. That’s pretty incredible. One for every day of the week, and then a bonus for when you eat oatmeal I guess? Bet you’ve never had a dedicated oatmeal eating tank top like this.
These ain’t your mama’s mugs, unless you end up buying these mugs for your mama, in which case, they absolutely are your mama’s mugs.
And last, but certainly not least, the classic cut. This thing looks and feels incredible. It’s a beauty from start to finish, top to bottom.
What the fuck dude, who scribbled all over the vault door? You know I’m the one that has to clean this, right?
Ugh, anyway, remember Hunk Week? I mean, I know around here every week is hunk week, but there was that one special week that was extra hunky.
Well make sure you grab the shirt to prove to everyone that you know where the hunks are, and that it is at your only comedy website, one nine hundred hot dog dot com.
Now I gotta go find some way to get this off the vault door. What the hell did they use to even etch it? Is this goat blood? Does anyone in the comments know how to clean this off?
Comments
Goat Face
Can confirm.
SoraRabbit
The best way to clean off goat blood is with more goat blood.
