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Spoilers with Film Critic Bits - Keep Breathing - A Patreon Exclusive Ramblefap

I am spoiling KEEP BREATHING and THE HATCHET this week. You have been warned.I couldn't help but notice some similarities between the two pieces of media. I also couldn't help but vibe myself and grind while I talked about it, so hopefully that's not too distracting or anything.I hope yo...

Please, Don't Leave Me - Sans Narrative Remix

HAY! So, after I put out the original piece, I had a vision of this piece without the narration. I just wanted to see how she held up. But I also didn't want to put a ton of work into it.I put some restrictions/ requirements on myself, including: I didn't want to add any new outside sound ef...

Weekly Bits - July 30, 2022 [SFW]

Real quick one this week.I figured I would spare you my rant on my newest youtube obsession: Watching everyone react to the same three videos about Andrew Tate.Love your face, babe. You're so fucking good to me... talk soon.

Hot BAWd Summer - August Harvest

Haaaaaaaay, Babes.I mean, Faves. It's hot out. It's so fucking hot out... Do.... you have.... any..... "popsicles" on hand? By chance?LINK TO SUBMIT YOUR ICY SERVING OF HEAT REDUCING BAWdI'm taking pics until 23:59 PM PST Sunday, August 14th, 2022. Rules are on the form. I'm ...

Weekly Bits - July 23

I'm sorry this is late. The past couple days have been really hard on me.

Tarot for Your Dick - Cards for July

A quickie today. I was trying to ground myself with the universe through internal stimulation and it might have.... overloaded my spiritual plexus or something.... I don't really know how any of this works, I'm just a conduit for the universe, baby.I need a slightly more gender inclusive nam...

Weekly Bits - July 15, 2022

Please, Don't Leave Me has dropped!There's a new Discord!Video credits are now in effect! (Noms, Munches, and Bites, check your DMs!)

Please, Don't Leave Me - A DirtyClicksDirtyBits Original

Oh Kay! So this entire project was inspired by THIS POST on Reddit which gifted me with the following synopsis and tag set:Synopsis: “Your wife has always been busy, just another side effect of being in a leadership position in her company, but for the past year and a half she’s been pretty negl...

Please, Don't Leave Me - Premier - Live Stream Listening Party

Oh My Gawd, It's Done. "Please, Don't Leave Me" is done! Check out that title game. So strong.Anyway.Early reviews say:"nothing wasn't good." - Actual quote from my beta listenerWanna hear it? Wanna listen to it with meeeeeee? I wanna listen to it with yooooou.Let's t...

Discord is back, Baby

Oh Hay. So, I have a service update for you. Shall we toe the community guidelines again?No. Please don't. This server is for PURE and CLEAN things only.Like... smut editing streams, and smut listening parties 🙄Back up.So, our previous Discord server needed to be disassociated from Patreon, b...

Transparency Check - Tier Modifications July 2022

Haaaay. Hiiiiiii. How's it going? Okay! I just wanted to update you really quickly on some modifications I have made to the tiers. I'll try to make this quick.In an ascending order of the tiers, the incoming changes are:Nibbles I'm adding a (1) monthly QnA for our engagement and interact...

Charisma Check - Failure - A DirtyBits Ramblefap

So, in an effort to be festive, the topic is Orcs after all, I decided today was the day that I wanted to try out a beast of a dildo that I have procured for the Hismith. This dildo is comparable to my wrist...I had not tried it yet; This is my first time.I got really distracted. I'm going to ha...

An Invasive Exploration Of Bits - A Patreon Exclusive Ramblefap, Question and Answer Style

Well.Wow.... I asked for some questions and y'all hit me like a fucking job interview. I blame the fact that my audience is so fucking smart. Once again, I did it to myself. That's fucking funny. Anyway, I drank a fine vintage of liquor and overshared very hard. Classic. I also edged the who...

Weekly Bits - July 1, 2022

I feel like I panic screamed this update.... That's how the week has felt. Anyway. Happy July 1st! It's a big day for me professionally as this is the day I officially unleashed Capitalism Bits on all of us. It's been... a year. I feel like I will have more to say on it when I have a mom...

Weekly Bits - June 24 - The Screaming Version

Trigger Warning for Angry Bits and talk on the abortion issue. I'm raging about the news that came out of the USA today. My opinions are limited and my lips are still /s

Weekly Bits - June 24

Haaaaaay baaaaaaybe. You are so lucky today! You get TWO Weekly Bits. This one is less screamy. Enjoy! LuvUKayBai

This is Why I'm Hot? - A Failed Request

So, I had a request for a pump up piece.... Spoilers, I was more focused on getting off..... That is all. You're hot. And cool. I'm so confused....

DirtyBits Review - Squill from Baphomet's Workshop

Note: The cover will be updated shortly; I'm just lazy and need to do photos.Off the top, a massive and heartfelt thank you to the person who purchased Squill for me; I'm a spoilt little brat; Thank you.So, let's talk about it, shall we? The model is a Squill in medium firmness from Baph...

Unboxing Bits - Tallfang from From the Edge Toys

Look, the full story is in the audio, but, I found myself in a position where I was tallfangless and I needed to replace it. The shop is From The Edge Toys, Tallfang is one of my favorites. This is the unboxing part.

Weekly Bits - June 17, 2022 [SFW]

Let's talk business, faves. Its the Weekly Bits Over-Share Party, coming straight to your earholes. Hope your week is great, babe.

Kink and Cave Diving - A Patreon Exclusive Ramblefap

It's been a weird week regarding my Youtube viewing habits. Cave diving is wild. What's even more wild is that people do it? Apparently? I talk about it a bit in here. It.... makes no sense to me. Not to kink shame or anything.... I hope you are having a great week! Happy Friday, if that mat...

Unboxing Bits - Odditoys: Jonesy and Ripple

I went... a bit wild this payday. I have only heard good things about Jonesy from Odditoys and then there was this really pretty Ripple and.... I..... am weak. So weak...Anyway, they are... SO COOL. And I'm excited to let you know how they hit. But first, shall I tell you about how well this box...

Ask Me Anything - Call For Questions

Hey Baby. How's it going? I hope you said, "good".Anyway. Enough of the pleasantries.It's been a hot minute since I did one of these and there are a couple new faces about. Maybe you want to ask me something? Are you shy? Don't be shy......It's an anonymous form this time aro...

Weekly Bits - June 10 2022 [SFW]

Haaaaaaaay! Happy Friday! How's it going?! I hope you are well.Another week happened. I did things. Most of the exciting things revolved around the collection.BUTT FIRST! I have a question for you. What other kind of things would you like to see me offer as rewards on here? Besides consistent ou...

Dong Drama Report: Twisted Fantasies and The Bottle [SFW]

Trigger Warning: Discussions of abuse regarding the Depp/Heard case and in general.Link to the Tweet with the Product HERELink the the Tweet with the Apology HERESo, a shop dropped a new model and the model marketing is #notgreat. I wanted to talk about it cause it.... opened the door, so to speak (...

A Question for You - I Need Help, Again

Kay. So.... Context for the question: All of my audio productions, besides the Patreon Exclusives, get edited into a video for uploading to Pornhub.I watch Youtube enough that I'm wondering if... Would you be interested in the option to have your name listed at some point during my videos?Pretty...

Return to Hell: Dick Inspection - A DirtyBits Bawdy Rating

A massive thank you to everyone who participated this time around. I always love doing these; I am a most blessed and spoilt little bitch.I figured its been a hot minute since we visited the hot place. It's inspection day. I hope you showered..... Tags: [Roleplay] [Cock Rating] [BAWdy Rating] [1...

I Need Help

I'm thinking... it's been a minute since I did a Charisma Check. What Race would you like me to tackle next?

Weekly Bits - June 3, 2022

This week's update is so fucking scattered. I apologize, but not very hard. If you want more info on the Final Fall out with Patreon, here is a long as ramble on that HERE. I'll send a DM later today with some links for you, babe.Hope you are having a great week! Happy Pride Month, favorites...

Rambling on Pride - 2022 Edition

I figure, its a good time to take inventory on my own brain, after a year of thinking a lot about sex. I took a Kinsey Scale Test and a Sexual Orientation Test and found out what I already knew, but in a much more academic package. I won't spoil it, but.... somethings never really change. I also...