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DirtyBits Review - Squill from Baphomet's Workshop
🕑 Added 2022-06-24 12:00:08 +0000 UTCNote: The cover will be updated shortly; I'm just lazy and need to do photos.
Off the top, a massive and heartfelt thank you to the person who purchased Squill for me; I'm a spoilt little brat; Thank you.
So, let's talk about it, shall we? The model is a Squill in medium firmness from Baphomet's Workshop. She only comes in one size, at this point in time, and she is a chonky one. I adore.
Visually: I make a lot of comparisons to sea slugs and clams and footballs in this one. A frilled football is probably the best comparison I can make. She's a very elegant design, with the underside of the shaft reminding me of a clam shell, and the topside of the shaft giving me... well.... kind of grubs.... or sea slugs. Something cute and squishy and bumpy. Separating the upper shaft from the undershaft is a frill, that, again, says sea creature to me. All the edges are rounded and soft and the toy has a nice, gentle matte finish.
My particular Squill is poured in a really pretty pastel lavender with some soft pastel magenta stripes along the underside of the shaft. Her head/ tip is a cute peachy orange. It gives me sweet pastel magic girl feels. Very cute. Much adore.
Usability: Okay. So. This one is.... Shaped different. She opens me up in a new kind of way. I shall try to explain:
The shape of the toy shaft is oval, with the upper and lower shaft bowing out, and the frills on either side of that and... it's kind of intense, how it stretches everything out. The bumps on the upper side of the shaft hits all of my most tender bits and I hope you can hear how it makes me whimper; it feels so nice. The bow in the shaft design gives my pussy very little wiggle room to escape from the bumps. Very cool. Very neat.
Due to the chonk, she takes a bit of work to get in. Luckily, the base of the toy gives it a nice hand hold for the thrusting business and once she loosens me up.... she's still pretty tight and abusive to my g-spot. Very cool. Very neat. I came real good.
Overall: I really like this one. The medium firmness makes her a bit intense and the slight matte texture has a nice feel to it that isn't too intense. I personally tend prefer a bit of that matte texture finish over a super smooth finish, so, I am very happy with it. The medium firmness makes it just a bit more aggressive and grabby on the skin.
Something about this toy whispers, "Extra large pussy plug" to me and I.... hate that my intrusive thoughts have better ideas than I do, sometimes. I will have to meditate on that thought a bit; It seems like a dumb slut thing to do. I could at least give it a try around the house....
Anyway, the point: This one is kind of a weird shape, which.... says something, I think, but I'm not sure what. And I really enjoy it! It's a girthy chonk and she's just... so lovely. A very nice, intrusive visitor.
