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Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 115
Chapter 115 - An Elder’s LifeXing Ju was an old woman, even by cultivator standards. At 295 years old, she was approaching the limit of how long a Core Formation cultivator could live.To some, three hundred years of lifespan seemed too short, especially given their hard work to reach that stage. I...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 114
Chapter 114 - Wide OpenMy eyes fluttered open, and I exhaled heavily, looking around at the unfamiliar room. It was an old-style building, and the decoration was outdated, even for this world. The doors were not regular doors but sliding doors, and everything seemed to have been built without a nail...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 113
Chapter 113 - A Wild RideI had to be honest; seeing Ye An's eyes widen as she saw Song Song elbow-deep in her cousin's rib cage was satisfying. All the bravado Ye An had built up until now slipped away as she struggled to control her expression.I was not usually the kind of guy who gets hung...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 112
Chapter 112 - A Good MealSong Sia had grown up around monstrous people, from those who were exceptionally talented to those who were incredibly strong. But as she fought this guy, there was something about his eyes...He hadn't blinked once since the battle started. She was going all out, and she...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 111
Chapter 111 - The Convenient TimingSome of the attacks from Song Sia's friends pierced through my Dancing Jade Armor. Although they lost all momentum, they still left deep cuts on my flesh.I had to jump back and create some distance between us, or else I was going to be chopped up. Song Sia did ...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 110
Chapter 110 - Brutal BattlesThe next day arrived quickly, and I had the best sleep I'd had in a while. With Song Song around, I felt secure and carefree. I woke up feeling energetic and rejuvenated.Walking through the mansion's hallways with a smile, I encountered Song Song, who raised a que...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 109
Chapter 109 - Corrupting The GoodWhile Song Song terrorized the local higher-ups, I observed the technique she was using. It would be interesting to see how this technique developed in the future.As for what Song Song was doing to the local people in power? There wasn't much I could do without b...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 108
Chapter 108 - Casual TerrorThe Sect Leader's son? While it might sound like a special position, it really wasn't. As one of the most powerful men on the continent, the Sect Leader had a harem. And since condoms weren't a thing here, he had around a hundred children.I didn't know the ...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 107
Chapter 107 - A Returning ConversationSong Song and I continued talking as I created a barrier to protect the unconscious man from the cold."So, how was the war on your end?" I asked her."I had to reinforce most cities, but the monstrous beast army was overwhelming. Ultimately, I evacuat...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 106
Chapter 106 - Goodbyes & WelcomesI planted my feet on the snowy ground and breathed deeply as the cold air filled my lungs.It had snowed so hard in the past few days that the snow now reached my knees. Even training in the yard of my mansion had changed, though it wasn't all that bad. I enjoyed ...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 105
Chapter 105 - The True DangerXin Ma hated his job as a librarian since there was never an opportunity to achieve anything. But there were times when a position like this, which always required him to stay in the library, was useful.For example, now was a good time since the war front was an absolute...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 104
Chapter 104 - Notes of TransparencyFifteen days had passed since the battle, and I lay down in the master bedroom of my mansion for the first time since arriving in this town.It was a luxurious room, with a bed so large I could lie sideways and still have ample space to sleep comfortably. Lamps prov...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 103
Chapter 103 - Perfect ExecutionThe dagger I had thrown pierced the skull of the monstrous beast that had broken my arm, killing it instantly. Despite the pain, I looked at my floppy arm with a strange feeling. Surprisingly, I wasn't panicking; I was rather calm overall. It must be the adrenaline...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 102
Chapter 102 - The Last of UsAmong the Weapons of Mass Destruction, chemical warfare was probably one of the most brutal created by mankind. Chemical warfare agents were extremely toxic synthetic chemicals that could be dispersed as a gas, liquid or aerosol or as agents adsorbed to particles to becom...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 101
Chapter 101 - A Bitter Loss"Governor, from now on you will take command! Protect the soldiers!" I yelled out, hoping he understood my meaning.After that, I immediately backed off, and the gorilla gave chase.The monstrous beast was much faster than me. In less than a second, it was already in...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 100
Chapter 100 - My Besto FrendoEven though I had moved back behind the wall, the lizard-like monstrous beast followed me without hesitation. This time, I didn't have the privilege of skating around or allowing its hits to push me back.But it didn't take long for the tables to turn. As I jumped...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 99
Chapter 99 - Thinking of a TitleThe snowstorm grew heavier, making everything more difficult to see. As the air grew colder, I began taking deeper breaths.I glanced back at the broken wall and then returned my gaze to the shadows of the monstrous beasts. Though I couldn't sense each monstrous be...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 98
Chapter 98 - Charging The GatesAs I walked atop the wall, my heartbeat rang in my ears, and the snow crunched under my feet. The biting wind sent a chill down my spine, and the snowstorm grew stronger and colder with each passing second. I breathed out a misty breath and narrowed my eyes against the...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 97
Chapter 97 - A Storm of SongsI leaned on the balcony's railings on the third floor of my wooden Chinese-style mansion. From up here, I could see everything within and beyond the town.However, the golden-tinted barrier ruined the view of the forest in the distance. Still, it was quite a view as I...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 96
Chapter 96 - The LoversHong Dosu was just another young man from the Hong Clan. The only notable thing about him was that he stood a head taller than most of his peers and possessed a traditionally handsome face. His father had been mortal, and his mother a cultivator. It was quite an achievement fo...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 95
Chapter 95 - The Strongest PieceBy the time I finished constructing the barrier, a couple of days had passed, and the interior part of the wall had turned red from the countless scribbles and symbols of varying sizes. I was concerned that the moisture in the air, typical during these temperatures, w...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 94
Chapter 94 - Setting Up The PiecesI took a deep breath, relishing the damp air as drops of water cascaded off the roof of the Chinese-style mansion. The governor fixed his gaze on me as if attempting to discern my intentions. Or perhaps he sought something else?Regardless, it held no significance fo...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 93
Chapter 93 - Qi Makes No Sense!The ground outside was dyed red, and as snow began falling, the snowflakes absorbed the redness as soon as they touched blood. It was a strangely serene scene as I stared at the mutilated corpses of the monstrous beasts below.But I was interrupted by the sound of somet...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 92
Chapter 92 - Intelligence is a Weakness!The blast that followed the clash rattled my arm and pushed me back several steps. However, it was also partially split in two, and despite everything around me exploding, I emerged unharmed with my arm intact.Did I misinterpret that? Blue Flaming Divine Snake...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 91
Chapter 91 - Logical Thoughts…It became evident that wielding sticks at superhuman speeds was beyond their capability. Thus, I had to swap those sticks for some kitchen knives from the mansion.That's how I spent the entire night—struggling to master weapons I'd never handled before. Prog...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 90
Chapter 90 - Plans & SchemesNow that I was atop the walls and safe, it gave me a chance to calm down and think things through logically. However, I had already made some decisions after witnessing the display by the Lu Clan Leader.This was my life here, and I would not let the actions of someone inc...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 89
Chapter 89 - Falling MoonAnimals needed access to Qi in some way to be considered monstrous beasts. While humans had Qi and didn't change much appearance-wise, monstrous beasts were the opposite. When encountering a monstrous beast, one could usually tell by their size and features unless it was...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 88
Chapter 88 - Springing A TrapThe monstrous beasts stared straight at us, their attempt at hiding behind the trees rather feeble."Why're they looking at us? Do they usually do this?" I asked.Monstrous beasts below Foundation Establishment behaved much like other animals. Usually, they jus...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 87
Chapter 87 - The Protagonist’s DayHu Jin stared at the plate of food before him while the outer disciples around him rambled on various topics. He had never considered it before, but the simple act of being able to eat whenever he wanted was a privilege he hadn't fully appreciated until now.Ju...
Cultivation Nerd: Chapter 86
Chapter 86 - Incompetent or Mastermind?Breaking through was much easier than I anticipated.To transition from Body Tempering to Qi Gathering, one simply needed to release all the Qi in their body in a powerful burst, akin to how I unleashed killing intent. Then, they had to halt that Qi from escapin...