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Bumping in the Night: M4A
The monster under your bed can't get you if you pull the blankets over your head, but if you leave them off your legsโฆ
Sillybutt Choice: October 2nd, 2024
Heyyyyyyy! It's time to choose the theme of our next audio, and just in time for spooky season! ๐1.) (Love)Life After DeathOccult magic and a good old fashioned shovel are the key to a LONG-lasting relationship...or2.) Bumping in the NightThe monster under your bed can't get you if you p...
Strength and Stamina - M4A
As the party's wizard, you're often struggling when monsters and miscreants get too close. The Orc Barbarian offers to train you in hand to hand combat, and a sweaty encounter ensuesโฆ
October Birthdays are Coming Soon!! ๐
The spookiest babies of them all are gonna be celebrated in just a few days! Let me know if you're an October baby that would like your name included in the birthday singing! ๐
Ramble - September 20th, 2024
Hey, it's been a while since I've done one of these... "It's been a while since I've done one of these..." things... ๐
Happy Birthday September Babies!!! ๐ฅณ
I hope you treat yourself to something as delightful as you are as autumn rounds the corner. Happy birthday! ๐ฅฐ๐๐๐ต๐๐๐
Sorry I've Been Quiet
Hello everyone! I hope you're all doing well and taking care of yourselves. I just wanted to make a little post to let you all know that I'm sorry I've been lax on posting lately beyond the Friday audios. I should be back to more active posting soon so no worries, but for those who were...
Sillybutt Choice: August 29th, 2024
Hello hello! It's time to vote for our new audio next Friday! 1.) A Cutlass and a DreamYou joined the crew of the Muriel's Grave to find adventure and escape a life on the streets. Out here on the waves the wind beckons, and the froth of the sea pushes you towards a different kind of treasur...
September Birthdays are Coming Soon!!! ๐๐
Hey there you pumpkin spice babies!!! In just a couple of days it'll be your month!! Lemme know if you want your name included in the birthday singing! ๐ฅฐ
Lost in Me - M4A
A storm outside, and a raging need to have you inside me...
Update About the Missing Poll
Hi everyone! I just realized that I never posted a vote last week for this Friday's audio. I've been in and out of the house a lot, working on a couple projects beyond Patreon, and we lost someone in my extended family last week so it's just been a bit hectic to say the least. I'll s...
Pool, Party of Two - M4A
A summer afternoon cooling off in the pool gets a lot hotter when your neighbor pays a visit...
Happy Birthday August Babies!!! ๐ฅณ
Take care of yourselves, and remember that cake is a mixture of various healthy things so maybe if you can find the right balance it's totally okay to eat as much of it as you surely want to. ๐๐๐๐โจ๐๐
Gambler's Choice - M4F/NB
Your father owes bad people a lot of money and was offering your hand in marriage as collateral. An old friend steps in and pays off the debts, taking you as his wife and whisking you away from danger. Though tensions are high and the day was long, there's something in his eyes that tells you ev...
Sillybutt Choice: July 31st, 2024
Time to decide on the theme for next Friday's post!!!1.) Nice CreamAt the local Ice Cream Parlor you convince the server to give you a tasty treat.2.) Pool, Party of TwoA summer afternoon cooling off in the pool gets a lot hotter when your neighbor pays a visit.
Purr - M4A
Your subby catboy roommate needs some encouragement before he'll open up and share his real feelings with you...
August Birthdays are Coming Soon!!!
Oh. Hey look, there's something in my cereal box. Whoa really? What is it?It's a notice of some kind: "August babies are on the way. Let me know if you want your name included in the singing. "Huh... weird. I wonder what it means. Yeah, me too. It's like a weird meta reminder to ...
Sillybutt Choice: July 16th, 2024
Hello hello! It's time to vote for what we're gonna hear next Friday!!1.) PurrYour subby catboy needs some encouragement before he'll show his real feelings...2.) WhineYour subby puppy is desperate to be a good boy for you...
You're the CEO, but You Will Always Be My Slut - M4F/NB
It's your 10 year anniversary, and your husband surprises you with an entire bed and breakfast all to yourselves...*Early access to next Monday's Reddit post!
The Professional - M4A
He knows you're coming. Of course he does. He's the best for a reason. But you have no choice. It's him, or youโฆ
IUD IOU - M4F/NB
You and your boyfriend have been flirting with the idea of letting him cum inside you. Condoms are fun and all, but once this IUD is ready and you're back from your work trip, your boyfriend promised he's going to breed you all night...*Early Access to next Monday's Reddit post!
Happy Birthday July Babies!!!! ๐ฅณ
I hope you have a fantastic birthday, and month, you wonderful summer peeps! ๐ฅฐ๐๐โจ๐๐ง๐๐
Sillybutt Choice: July 2nd, 2024
Hello hello! It's time to vote for what we're gonna listen to next Friday!1.) The TinkererA strange man on the edge of town offers tools and toys beyond imagining. Strange, whirring devices of metal, wood, fabric, and gems, each with a name and a purpose more bizarre than the last... 2.) The...
IUD IOU - M4F/NB
You and your boyfriend have been flirting with the idea of letting him cum inside you. Condoms are fun and all, but once this IUD is ready and you're back from your work trip, your boyfriend promised he's going to breed you all night...*A simple, fun script idea I just had to get out for you...
July Birthdays On the Way!!!
Whoa dude! What's that???Oh this? Heh, you're so behind on the times as usual duderino. It's my limited edition July Baby! WHOA! DUDE!!! That's sick as fuck! Where can I get one???Oh dude it's easy! [Looks directly at camera] Just go online to www.julybirthdaysareontheway.dude an...
Happy (very belated) Birthday June Babies!!!!
I'm so sorry this is as late as it is! I hope that your month was lovely regardless, and each of your birthdays as special as you are. ๐ ๐ฅณ๐๐โจ๐๐
You Can't Hide From Your Choices - M4A
You've been close friends with Lord Weston for years. There was always something of a spark between you two, but your being royalty and him barely able to claim his title kept you apart in public eyes. When you invite yourself to a party held at his estate, a quiet trip to his grand gardens turn...
Sillybutt Choice: June 20th, 2024
It is time to choose what we'll be listening to next Friday!!!1.) You Can't Hide From MeYou're being quite a brat today, your highness. Well if you think you can't be tamed... why don't we play a little game...2.) You Can't Hide From YourselfJust let go, darling. I can see it...
Hibiscus - M4A
He always smells like flowers. He's so comforting, yet so mysterious. You can't keep your eyes off of him, yet you never really see him come and go. Your Gardener may be "beneath" you, if you were to ask the other estate owners of the region, but since when did you care what they tho...
Sillybutt Choice: June 2nd, 2024
Time to vote for the next PATREON EXCLUSIVE AUDIO!!!1.) Night ClassesYou used to take Night Classes at the University, and just couldn't get over the way that professor made you feel. Maybe it's time to enroll for another kind of lesson...2.) HibiscusFlowers. He always smells like flowers. ...
