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Fetish Friday Poll
After slight delay, I present your choices for this month's Fetish Friday erotic! You wonderful perverts had so many amazing ideas, it was almost impossible to choose! But don't worry -- if you don't see your top pick here, there will be a new chance next month to suggest the fetish you ...
Protected by a Dark Guardian ASMR Roleplay Pt 4 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dark Guardian series, written once again by the fantastic Marley Monroe!
Fetish Fridays
Hey, guys! Because I'm a huge pervert with my mind always in the gutter, I thought it could be a lot of fun to try doing some impromptu fetish content this month! I am Dangerous ASMR, after all.Here's the idea -- comment below with a kink/fetish suggestion that you would love to see me rolep...
Doll to a Yandere Girl ASMR Roleplay Pt 5 -- (Female x Female)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the long-long-long awaited continuation of the Yandere's Dolly series -- continued by the wonderful Delightful Dork Audios!Since the series is so old it predates the creation of my Patreon, you can catch up on episodes 1-4 here: https://youtube.com...
Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I will continue my intoxicated dive into the worst erotica the internet has to offer.Hold on tight... it's about to get weird.When: Saturday, August 7th, 8 PM ESTWhere: Dangerous ASMR Discord Server...
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 4 -- (The Worst Book Ever Shat Out)
I hope you all enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the maddening continuation of the world's most infuriatingly-written story, Moon People, by Paddington Essay*. Listen as I ramble and rant my intoxicated way through a few more chapters of what can loosely be described as a book in the ep...
Dispatches from the Lola Hyde Sex Cult: Ep 4, "Curtains"
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Lola Hyde Sex Cult series, written once again by the marvelous Todd C.!
The Executive: an Erotic Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
"What did I tell you about obeying, puppy? And now I have to put you in your place, all over again..."I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM continuation of the erotic domination and humiliation series, The Executive! This audio started its life as a custom request and is n...
The Dragon's Gift: an ASMR Roleplay, Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Dragon Girl)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Dragon's Gift series, written once again by the wonderful Jaro!
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 3 -- (Worst Story Ever Written)
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the intoxicated continuation of my reading and roasting of Moon People, by Paddington Essay* -- a book so terrible, it actively pains me to read it. Can you put up with the tedious bologna-eating existence of a character so dull he makes wat...
Chain of Command, Pt 4: Bandwidth -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the office romance series, Chain of Command, written once again by the fantastically talented and always appreciated sofi p.!
Forbidden Affair: Sleeping with Your Best Friend's Mom -- (Female x Female) (NSFW)
"I know you're my daughter's best friend, but... you make me feel something..."I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, a steamy MILFtastic FxF roleplay written by our very own Marley Monroe!Now say thank you and give Mommy a kiss...
Gifts from a Grateful Neko Girl ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, featuring this month's poll winning character, the grateful Neko Girl! It's the month of the cat, baby.
Live Drunk & Dangerous: Worst-Rated Erotica, Pt 4
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, the recording of last Saturday's Live Drunk & Dangerous, where I read some more of the web's worst-rated erotica in categories suggested by the sick fucks who support me here on Patreon. That's you!
Hypnotized by a Horny Lamia: an Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural) (Whispers)
"This is everything you've ever wanted... and the best thing you've ever felt..."I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the FxM NSFW second chapter of the Hypnotized by the Horny Lamia!
Bothered by Your (Literal) Cat ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a cute little (literal) Cat roleplay, written by the wonderful Harumafuji! Ah, cats. Such adorable jerks.
Choose the Next Series Update
It's time for this month's series update poll! Pick which series you want to see updated from the list below. This one's only running for 3 days, so vote now!
Caught by a Crocodile Queen ASMR Roleplay Pt 2 -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the Crocodile Queen series, written once again by the wonderful Bion!
Drunk & Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 2
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, another Drunk & Dangerous! Come and listen while I continue reading and ranting about one of the most frustrating stories I've ever read, Moon People, while disastrously high.
Scheduling for the Next Live Drunk & Dangerous
Come and join me Saturday night for this month's patron-only live Drunk and Dangerous, where I'll spew more of my intoxicated rants, rambles, and "wisdom" as I read through some more of the best of the worst and the weirdest the internet has to offer in the way of erotic fiction!When...
Seduced by Catwoman ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Selina Kyle)
I hope you guys enjoy today's roleplay, featuring everyone's favorite burglar in Gotham and the writing talents of the wonderful Joshua!
Cooking with Danger: Spaghetti and Meatballs Recipe
Ingredients:¼ cup olive oil5 cloves garlic, minced½ tsp red pepper flakes1 x 14.5 oz can petite diced tomatoes1 x 28 oz. can whole peeled tomatoes, crushed1 lb. ground beef1 large egg½ cup dried breadcrumbs¼ cup grated Parmesan cheese1 tsp. salt1 tsp. parsley¼ cup fresh basil, dicedSalt and pep...
The Vampire's Deal: an ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a delicious little gender neutral vampire roleplay written by the wonderful m d*!*Not a doctor. Probably.
Cooking with Danger: Spaghetti & Meatballs -- (Binaural) (Cook with Me)
By popular demand, I bring to you today's patron-exclusive upload: binaural cooking with me as the chef! Sit in my kitchen while I talk you through this simple recipe, and be treated to relaxing sounds such as neighborhood dog barking, cat eating it's dinner off to one side, random car alarm...
Protected by a Dark Guardian ASMR Roleplay Pt 3 -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, the continuation of the wonderful Dark Guardian succubus series, written once again by the fabulous Marley Monroe!P.S. Happy 4th of July to everyone celebrating! Please try and keep all of your fingers. Fireworks responsibly.
Hypnotized by a Horny Lamia ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener) (Binaural) (Lewd)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a whisper-filled binaural hypnosis roleplay featuring one very horny snake girl. Just look into her eyes, everything will be alright...
The Final Test: Dolly to a Yandere Girl Erotic Roleplay -- (Female x Female) (Binaural)
"Come here, Dolly. It's time for your final test..."I hope you guys enjoy today's erotic upload, the long-awaited newest NSFW chapter to the FxF Yandere's Dolly series, this time written by the wonderful Delightful Dork Audios! (Last chapter is here: https://www.patreon.com/posts...
Drunk and Dangerous: Moon People, Pt 1
I hope you guys enjoy today's patron-exclusive upload, an intoxicated rant and reading of the first few chapters of poorly-written sci-fi masterpiece Moon People 1: Age of Aquarius, written by Dale M. Courtney.Sit back, listen, and strap yourselves in. We're in for a bumpy literary ride... t...
Bedtime with your Mommy Domme Girlfriend -- (Female x Listener) (Age Play) (Binaural)
I hope you guys enjoy today's early upload, a sweet and loving Mommy Domme roleplay from the wonderful Kizrah!Now come give Mommy a kiss...
Neighborhood Watch: an Erotic ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Male) (Binaural)
"Hey, it's me, your neighbor! I've been thinking about you lately. In fact, I can't stop thinking about you..."I hope you guys enjoy today's upload, an FxM erotic with a unique yandere twist! This one is graciously being shared by a patron who requested it as a custom, so a b...
