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Bothered by Your (Literal) Cat ASMR Roleplay -- (Female x Listener)

🕑 Added 2021-07-18 23:30:00 +0000 UTC

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phoenix

I'm losing my WHOLE MIND this is a masterwork

Maddison St. Chad

I swear to God I said “EW-WAAA” when she said she cleans her butthole with her tongue AHAHAHA

Iil shit, finna make her diet

Gambit

pure cat lover + pure dog lover = romantic relationship....system error..incompatible personality..too much fundamental psychological difference..success rate 12%

DARK170

Very cool

Hayk

I was about to take a drink of my Vanilla Coke, then she said “my butthole,” and that was the end of it....literally 😂. I couldn’t drink anymore, I was dying of laughter, and also because she followed up by saying “that’s right, drink it in”.....yeah no. 😂

Zetréön

Its like you're Yzma from Emperor's New Groove

Seth_724

I lost it when she ran around

Nameless Ghoul

*tips hat m’bôtthørl* 😂👏💀

JiJ

If you touch my Ski Ball machine while I'm sleeping you're getting a bath.

Rickson

“My supervisor speed and strength” I can’t breath 🤣

George Wang

"dangerous is a cat now" lol, you come up with the best tags.

Xrth'hlu Klysm

Man, the only thing different about this audio to me irl is that my cat sleeps on my head or face, he wants to be always near my face

Corey Bethea

🤣🤣🤣 really the butthole tho lol.

Phasigen

The butthole part is too damn true. I'm gonna wake up tomorrow morning with my roommate's cat on my chest, it's pink starfish fucking staring at me as I get up in the morning. I swear to God that little orange fucker is gonna give me pink eye.

Snow Cold

She said look at my butthole and I fuggin lost it

Robert

Ah yes, the unbridled arrogence of cats, all brought to an end by the hairless apes with a thumb and oversized brain locking her out! This is indeed a documentary!

JDPNC

Glad I'm not alone in my feelings about Baryshnikov.

Bruhmoment69

And this is why I prefer dogs

Alexander Frost

Must...squish...Dangerous...Toe beans...!

Tridian

...I have no idea what to feel right now but I listened to the whole thing and am tempted to listen again!

Eclipse

I hate to say this but damn that cat got what it deserves for being disobedient

Jeremy Knight

God dammit that ending got me, I'd let her back in.

Jeremy Knight

My cat Pumpkin has definitely mastered opening the door. sometimes around 6 or 7 in the morning she pushes the door open and jumps on the bed my brother never sleeps on so she can look out the window. She also used to unplug the power strip in my Mother's room. If she was suddenly able to talk the first thing I'd tell her is, "Please stop shitting on the floor, you still use your litter box."

Eclipse

🙄🙄🤔🤔

CW

I laughed so hard when you whispered "My butthole". Just perfection I was almost in tears at you running around the room for absolutely no reason, and then the little muffled voice at the end! Absolutely adorable and hilarious audio. So many cat audios this month!

Amazing.

Rhulad

This is comedy gold. 😂 Just every line of that cat and the way you performed it. The arrogance and pride. The accuracy of it all. 😂 This is really what you imagine cats thinking when they do their nonsense. So many great bits, like the glass of water or the running around for no clear reason part. Or the need for kneads. xD And the ending was just perfection! 🤣 So cute

Shirokage66

Okay this is just too dam adorable, and that ending 🤣👍

Car_313

Wow, this is exactly what's happening to me right now. What better timing. ^^ Edit: This. Is. So. Goddamn. Accurate. 😹😹😹. You both did such a good job hahahaha 😹💀💀The dialogue. Purrfecto! Like seriously, sadistic little fucks. They had the right idea all along 🤣. Also, loved the voice switch at the end. That sweet, " Buuut wait, I love you!" outside of the door. I have 4, and leaving a door closed causes so much more discord than just letting them make biscuits on you. Haha. And they may be small but they try. Gotta give them respect for rocking the confidence, if not the size, to dom us all. *purrraaaaisethyfelinemasters*