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The Patreon Podcast - Episode 93 - Stop High-Fiving Your Penis

Episode title is a direct quote from the episode. It's one of those...- Dam

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... World of Contraptions

Hello!Matt fought a bear to get me a code for this game. Dunno why, it's on Steam...- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Toys - I Was Sent an Arcade...

Hello!Wait hang on, a toys video?!- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³'s Hell... WWE 2K Battlegrounds

Hello!You know, we've changed how we record the Hell series. They used to be games that I could tell would be shite, but now they're Play's videos that we re-title if they're bad. This is bad. This is so, so bad. 14 male wrestlers ONLY unlocked at the start, many of which I've ne...

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 92 - Not That Episode 92

A 5am Podcast! Hooray!- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Crusader Kings III

Hello!I have no idea what I'm doing, but goddamn am I doing things.- Dan

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 91 - A Sad Week

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Lonely Mountains: Downhill

Hello!Here's Lonely Mountains: Downhill. A casual-but-not-really game about throwing a poor bastard down a mountain on less wheels than makes sense. I quite like it.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2

Hello!Here is the Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 1 + 2 video. It's a video where I make no jokes, laugh a lot anyway, and fall in love. I hope you enjoy it.- DanP.S. Sorry if you get ads on this video, it got copyright claimed to shiiiiiiiiit so anything like that is out of our control wheeeee.

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 90 - Bob

Hello!Here is a picture of lovely Bob. Good luck Bob. <3- DanP.S. For some reason Patreon thinks this podcast is 'Infinity:NaN:NaN' long, when it is actually only 44 minutes. The MP3 is fine so it's something borked with Patreon. I'd recommend downloading the MP3 and listening to tha...

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Radical Relocation

Hello!They say that moving is the most stressful time of your life. In this video, I add to that stress.- Dan

A Quick Thank You From Matt

Hello all!The Nerd³ Patreon hit a bit of a milestone this month - it is doing the best it has ever done! So I just wanted to thank you all for your incredible generosity, because without all your support we wouldn't be able to keep doing this.Turning ads off the videos at the start of the year ...

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ (and Jon and Matt) Plays... Grounded

Hello!*Sees the spiders*Goodbye!- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Train Sim World 2

Hello!So why the fuck does this game have three identical tutorials? Was it three games in one? What is happening?! AHHHHHHHHHH.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... AI Dungeon

Hello!There's a fine line between telling a riveting story, and just being a bit of a tit. This is nowhere near that line.- DanP.S. Sorry this video is a little late, the video that was supposed to be out today had to be fully scrapped for various NDA related reasons - then I spent far to long d...

PATREON (1hour) EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Surgeon Simulator 2

Hello!AT 9pm last night a code for Surgeon Simulator 2 came through. Who needs sleep?!(Also, who needs a Show video? Nobody? Good, because this is replacing that this week.)- Dan

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 89 - Three Thousand Copies

Note to self. Stop recording podcasts after midnight, especially after a very long day of work.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Disneyland Adventures

Hello!Welcome to the world of virtual tourism! A lovely idea attacked by one of the worst cameras I've ever had the misfortune to suffer through in modern games. Also, someone needs to take Pluto to the vet.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... theHunter: Call of the Wild

Hello!If you like hunting you miiiiight want to give this one a miss. Lots of high powered insults aimed right for your head with no way for you to fight back.Actually... wait a second you might like that after all.-Dan

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 88 - The Podcats talk Hitman (and only Hitman)

After a trillion years of waiting, we're BACK with a podcast that we recorded after 8 hours of video recording together. We're tired. Also, we only talk about Hitman. Probably best to skip this and wait for the videos really...- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³'s Hell... Raid: Shadows Legends

Hello!Who has a massive marketing budget and zero gameplay? This guy.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Death Stranding

Hello!Anyone fancy a walk?- Dan

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 87 - The Original Flavour Podcast

In which I melt, Rebecca does their nails, and my past unravels because of a crisp flavour.- Dan

You Can Now Pledge in British Pounds (£), Euros (€), or U.S. Dollars ($)

Hello!Patreon has done some changes, and there's a nice new feature (finally). Everyone in the UK, EU and U.S. can now pledge to this Patreon in their local currency of British Pounds (£), Euros (€) or U.S. Dollars ($), rather than just U.S. Dollars like before! Not only is this cleaner looki...

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Hitman 2

Hello!Hitman 2 is good.I was wrong.Matt and Jon were right.I'm going to go and get drunk.- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Microsoft Flight Simulator 2020

Hello!Halo isn't Microsoft's flagship title. I know they like to pretend it is, but it's not. It's Microsoft Flight Simulator, the most Microsoft game ever made. It's boring, solid and contains more tools and tweaks than you'll ever need, or even know exist. However, it's...

The Patreon Podcast - Episode 86 - The One With the Guinea Pig Bundle

Don't click this until the podcast gives it context. Even then, probably don't click this link.https://v.redd.it/5ige1ztz13e51- Dan

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Cube World (Again)

Hello!Well after eight years Cube World is here. Well, it was here last year but I'M A BUSY MAN GOD DAMMIT. Anyway, it's a bit shit. It's vague, boring and far too goddamn hard. Everything hates you and will bee line at you the second it can, proboscis flailing in the wind. It somehow fe...

PATREON EARLY ACCESS: Nerd³ Plays... Star Wars Battlefront II (2)

Hello!So in the past week, someone informed me that Star Wars Battlefront II has dropped it's microtransactions and so I thought , what the hell, let's give it a go. (The glory of the steam sale means I can stock up on year old PC games for half the price. Score!) Here is my attempts at play...