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The Official 'Smitty 2.0' BNL Pixar Theory (Ad-Free)
CHAPTERS:0:00 - Setup2:44 - Chapter 1: BNL Attacks Humans13:15 - Chapter 2: Discovering the Secret Entities25:07 - Chapter 3: BNL Attacks Animals34:39 - Chapter 4: BNL Attacks Monsters42:41 - Chapter 5: Heat Death of the Human Soul48:53 - Chapter 6: BNL Conquers the Multiverse-----------------------...
Smitty 2.0 is almost done!
It should be here within a week or two. I'm just adding finishing touches. I've uploaded 3 spoiler scenes from it on my Patreon page, and the first-uploaded clip is now FREE to watch.
SMITTY 2.0 CLIP -- Spoilers
This is a clip from my upcoming Baby Smitty theory. This is halfway through the video when I cover the da Vinci code of Finding Nemo, and answer Smitty's origins.
Baby Smitty Theory 2.0 -- Script Spoilers
This is from somewhere in the middle of the video, part of a segment called "Heat Death of the Human Soul". You get to see my edit notes in here too lol "breath shaking" 😂
Theorizer Update
I've been working very hard to bring my channel back from the brink of destruction, and I succeeded beyond my wildest expectations by hacking the algorithm. However, I need to work even harder if I hope to allow the next few uploads to succeed in this way.Smitty 2.0 is enormous. I outlined it a ...
Easter Surprise
I just unlocked the Garfield theory for the $1 tier
GARFIELD THEORY (Ad-Free)
CHAPTERS:0:00 - Setup3:17 - Chapter 1: He's Not a Cat6:46 - Chapter 2: Everyone Knows & They're Lying16:22 - Chapter 3: The Alien Origins19:28 - Chapter 4: My Theory is Canon------------------------------------------------------------------See it here! See it now! Higher tiers get access imm...
SNEAK PEEK: Garfield Theory Clip
I'm almost done editing, but this is a rough draft clip from part of the video's climax.
Pick a Title!
For the Garfield theory. Which one would your friends and family most likely click? The thumbnail will probably be this:
Coming Soon...
Patrons will get some updates and sneak peeks as I edit the Garfield Theory over the next couple weeks, and then they will get it early.(And then what you've been waiting for... Smitty 2.0)
Garfield Theory in 3 Lines.
Bill Murray’s Garfield is a descendant of Egyptian Spaghetti Alien CGI Cats. He is Pan.The British worship his kind. Cults seek to kill them. They control everything.All the characters except Garfield know this. Jon is a hostage. Odie is a sacrifice. Liz is a spy.
THEORIZER'S HORROR THEORY (Ad-Free)
VIDEO CHAPTERS:0:00 - Lake Mungo Recap5:04 - Lake Mungo Review7:37 - The Most Terrifying Films Ever13:59 - Cosmic Horror Tangent16:40 - Why Lake Mungo is Scary21:07 - Lake Mungo's Meticulous Direction22:50 - Brief Theories on Lake Mungo's Lore-------------------------------------See it here!...
THEORIZER'S OFFICIAL HORROR PYRAMID
This defines horror by "difficulty to achieve successfully" with the highest being very hard to direct in film. It is involved in my upcoming theory on horror.
Theorizer clear
Obscured but all you’re getting. From puzzle
BABY SMITTY 2.0 is in Beta!
Here are the temporary chapter outlines for the video
SHARK BOY LAVA GIRL THEORY (Ad-Free)
CHAPTERS:0:00 - Setup2:15 - Chapter 1: Max's Superpowers6:32 - Chapter 2: Everyone is a God16:03 - Chapter 3: There's a Sequel19:02 - Chapter 4: It Was Always Real28:13 - Finale + Bonus Twist-------------------------------------------------See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get...
SHARK BOY LAVA GIRL TIMELINE GRAPHIC
Any questions?
IMPORTANT POLL! Select Multiple!
What is the best title for this theory video? Which would you probably click? Which compliments the thumbnail?*SELECT ALL TITLE VARIATIONS YOU LIKE*
FAMILY GUY: SMART STEWIE THEORY (Ad-Free)
See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it in 40 hours, and the public on Saturday! This is the original, ad-free edition.This theory solves every single mystery about Stewie Griffin from Family Guy in one fell swoop. It also solves most of the other baby ch...
ZELDA THEORY: THE SPIRIT TRACKS LORE (Ad-Free)
See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW, Advanced Patrons get it a day from now, and it goes public on Saturday! This is the ad-free edition.This is a theory on The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks, and to a lesser extent, its prequels. It dissects and classifies the lore of the ga...
MORT THEORY: PART 28 (Ad-Free)
CHAPTERS:0:00 - Is This All Satire? (No)4:36 - Full Mort Theory Recap7:54 - Official Mort Timeline11:33 - How Can We Prove This?13:33 - Official Dreamworks Timeline15:59 - Mort’s True Form---------------------------------------------------See it here! See it now! Extreme & Godly Patrons get it NOW...
Which Thumbnail Do you Like Most for "Mort: Part 28"
I need you all to comment which is most alluring or appealing to you!
LIST OF DREAMWORKS CANONS IN MORT THEORY
This is a tiered priority list of the films and shows included in Mort Theory
OFFICIAL DREAMWORKS FAMILY TREE CHART
I'm paywalling this bad boy until the video lmao
*SLICKER* OFFICIAL DREAMWORKS TIMELINE CHART
This is going to be in Part 28 of the Mort Theory. This is the timeline as it currently stands. This is much higher quality than the variant I uploaded a few hours ago, and thus I will unveil THAT chart to lower patrons and paywall THIS one for the higher instead.
OFFICIAL MORT THEORY GUIDE CHART (1-27)
This is one of many graphics to be featured in the upcoming "Mort Theory: Part 28"
THEORIZER UPDATE
Sorry about the delays, I’ve been moving! Luckily, I’ve been theorizing through the whole process! Higher tier patrons will get these videos fairly early.Here’s what’s coming up soon:MORT THEORY: PART 28The next entry in the Mort Theory is Part 28 (it used to be titled Part 27 until I decide...
