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THEORIZER UPDATE
🕑 Added 2024-05-31 22:43:25 +0000 UTCSorry about the delays, I’ve been moving! Luckily, I’ve been theorizing through the whole process! Higher tier patrons will get these videos fairly early. Here’s what’s coming up soon:
MORT THEORY: PART 28
The next entry in the Mort Theory is Part 28 (it used to be titled Part 27 until I decided to squish my other recap into the playlist too). This is the FIRST logic segment, and will first establish, once and for all, how likely it is that the creators realistically intended all of this. Next, I will list everything we've got, start to finish. Then will come a massive amount of preparation for the coming logic. Here, I will start developing a massive web of character connections, a giant map of the multiverse, and a list of all the canons we have to work with. Then I will outline what you've all been waiting for... The official Mort Theory timeline, complete with a couple big reveals. This is just the bare bones, more logic will come in the future, granted people can comment evidence. I'll also do a rapid-fire list of new connections I've gathered.
FAMILY GUY: STEWIE THEORY
This is my first Family Guy theory, and it will cover a massive conspiracy I've devised on all of the British babies. This includes Stewie, Susie Swanson, Penelope (Mrs. Stewie), and numerous others. I have discovered WHY Stewie is smart, WHY he is British, and HOW everything interconnects with the universe as a whole.
ZELDA: SPIRIT TRACKS THEORY
After years of waiting, I'm finally just gonna drop my theory on The Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks. I played this as a kid, and I've theorized on so many details, and promised it for years, so I guess I'll just release my thoughts.
MEET THE ROBINSONS: PAST THEORY
As promised in my "Puppet Wife Theory", this is going to be the ultimate conspiracy of Cornelius Robinson, and how he has influenced the past as well as the future. I believe that Lewis' Birth Mother, Adoptive Mother, and Orphanage Mother, are all SISTERS.
ONCE UPON A TIME: BLUE FAIRY THEORY
This is the single greatest OUAT conspiracy I've ever thought of, and I promised it in my Maleficent theory. It will solve the origins of basically every old character in the series, as well as magic itself. It connects every single last dot, and is phenomenal.
ALSO COMING SOON:
MATILDA THEORY
This is a theory on why Matilda has her powers. I need to do much more work on it.
BEETLEJUICE THEORY
I need to watch through the movie, but I have plenty of theories and predictions about the sequel that I plan to cover.
GARFIELD THEORY
This is about the Live-Action CGI Bill Murray Garfield. I think he's an alien virus or something.
ALVIN & CHIPMUNKS: UNCLE IAN THEORY
I don't know what to do with this yet, but it's gonna be beyond insane.
BABY SMITTY THEORY: PART 2
This is my next entry in the Pixar Dissertation. It's utterly, inconceivably massive, and might be the best video in the history of my channel. We'll see.
Comments
The Theorizer
Not sure yet, but it will eventually, it’s too good to pass up
Mr. Galaxywide
Will any of the distilled insanity from the Mort Theory Discussion tab in discord make it into the video?
J Ludwig
I really hope that 2025 Mort theory part comes out in March
