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Tsunade's Spicy Shits
Listen on to the full audio (4:45) on HotRamenAudios.com!Lady Tsunade hits the bar to drown her sorrows after a hard day's work (gambling). To her assistant Shizune's horror, the drunken Hokage starts belching and farting wildly, disturbing the other patrons... until things start to move dow...
All Access Audio Poll #2 - RESULTS
You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the number of votes it gets. For example, an audio with 40 votes will have a ~$360 budget! H...
Open Commission (1/1 Slots)
HotRamenAudios is taking commissions! Or... Commission (singular). If you're interested in your very own audio, please submit a proposal via the JotForm.I will keep the slot open until I decide which idea to fill it with. In the unlikely situation I do not receive any ideas that I feel are worth...
Shoyu Audio Suggestion Box #2
EDIT: Free Members can now comment properly. I have updated the post to allow suggestions from Free and Paid Members. I had forgotten that setting the access to "Everyone" does not allow comments by Free Members. The box's length will be extended. in tandemThe following suggestion box is...
February 2026 Plans
Good morning, and happy February. This month marks the start of what I hope will be a weekly release schedule. Due to a small delay in the release of Midnight and Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency, I will be targeting February 4th or February 6th for my first release of the month. It will be a bit o...
Midnight & Mt. Lady's Elevator Emergency!
Listen to the full audio (6:05) on HotRamenAudios.comThe cafeteria food at U.A. Academy is no joke. Midnight and Mt. Lady end up stuck in an elevator with a mighty urge to unload. Is there any hope for these heroines to make it to the toilet?Featuring @TheVoiceVixxen as Midnight and @MamaStrassa as ...
Rosalina Feeds a Hungry Luma Farts + Fart Inflation Alt
Listen to the full audio (4:01) on HotRamenAudios.com!Rosalina's stricken with nasty gas, all her poor Lumas are left to suffer the stink. When a Hungry Luma arrives, tempted by a "funky aroma," Rosalina puts its mouth to use. But what will happen when it gets full?View and download the ...
Mid-Month Check In ("Where's The Content?")
So, it's the 15th and there's no audios yet. Why is that?As mentioned in a post about my Top 5 audios of 2025, I have been focused on writing and making improvements to my speed and workflow. There's really never a great time to do this sort of thing, because it takes days-to-weeks to do...
Changes to Posting - Addressing Patreon Terms of Service
Patreon has been more strict regarding their terms of service as of late. With an update to 18+ TOS, their tolerance for cheeks being out on display without monetary exchange has gotten much lower, and I've seen more and more reports of member and user bans, often without clear a reason. I'l...
My Top 5 Audios of 2025
I decided while taking a break to focus on writing new scripts and developing my backlog that I should revisit my audios from 2025 to see if I can glean any info to improve my work moving forward. Sometimes I felt like I was slogging through a vast wasteland of mediocrity. At its worst, it was genui...
Updates & Thank You
Good afternoon, everyone. Gabriel Dropout ProgressI didn't realize just how much the end of the year took out of me. I have slept for 9 to 11 hours a day since January 1st rolled around. I've done plenty of writing in-between, but to be honest I just do not have another audio over 10 minutes...
Patreon's Voice 2026 Survey
This survey will help me shape what kind of content I'll make outside of Patreon suggestions. You can fill it out via Google Forms here. I look forward to reading your responses!
HotRamenAudios 2025 Blooper Reel
"Bleh bleh bleh bleh" MacStarVAThrough all the amazing performances you heard last year was a few amusing stumbles. The VAs have given me permission to share these fun moment with you all. So let's take a trip down memory lane, and hear the other side of my output from 2025!
Roadmap for 2026
Happy New Year everyone!It was a tumultuous first year as a full-time creator, but I learned so much doing it. Now I want to focus on doing what works best. I'll be outlining major goals and changes discussed in previous posts to centralize the info and solidify it.Umamusume: Team Spica's Go...
Umamusume: Team Spica's Got the Trots!
Listen to the full audio (13:00) on HotRamenAudios.com!EDIT: I've made a few tweaks and adjustments to the audio for additional polish. If you haven't listened to the audio since its release I hope you will check it out. See if you can pick up on all the changes!Happy New Year! Let's sta...
Gabriel Dropout Updates & Creating a Backlog
Gabriel DropoutDespite her asking for time off, LecheryAmoreVA decided to power through and complete her lines for Vigne. I am extremely proud of her and her performance and I am excited for you all to hear it. However, in anticipation of her not being able to turn the vocals in, I had finished anot...
All-Access Audio Poll #1 - RESULTS
Life is a nightmare but we keep rolling! Let's get into next month's big audio. You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the ...
(UPDATE) - Christmas Audio Delay
The actress playing Vigne in my Christmas Audio, @LecheryAmoreVA, informed me last night that she'll be taking a break for her own well-being. While she'd like to get her lines done this month, it wouldn't be within the next three days.As always, I hope you can be humane about this. She&...
