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All-Access Audio Poll #1 - RESULTS
🕑 Added 2025-12-23 15:00:22 +0000 UTCLife is a nightmare but we keep rolling! Let's get into next month's big audio.
You can vote on as many options as you'd like. Every vote adds $9 to the audio's total budget. The winning audio is whichever piece has the most votes, but how elaborate the piece will be is based on the number of votes it gets. For example, an audio with 40 votes will have a ~$360 budget! However, only the winner will be made. If an audio isn't doable within that budget, I can either pay out of pocket to get it done, ask for additional funding, or default the audio into next month. The choice is up to my discretion and based on my finances at the time, but I will be transparent about my choice to avoid confusion. Here are the suggestions you're free to vote on this month!
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Please note these are all working titles
Neptunia - Neptune, Noir, Blanc & Vert's Gassy Game Night
Neptune, Noire, Blanc and Vert are playing a kart racer at Neptune's room in the basilicom. The goddesses all have a break from work so they're all gaming together in casual clothing, taking time off. They're all playing a party racing game together and it's quite intense. There's food and snacks across the room, the girls are having a good time for the most part, the kart racer is really competitive as the girls had some bets placed on it.
The girls are in different placements but Neptune is especially behind the other girls, so to get an advantage on the other girls she rips a few farts while playing the game, fogging the room with her ass. The others are naturally disgusted by her doing this, scolding her and calling her gross, mainly blanc swearing at her and Noire calling her childish and gross, while Vert giggles. It throws them off for Neptune to get higher in the race and get into first.
Vert is especially competitive as a gamer and refuses to take this sitting down, so she follows in Neptune's tracks by being intentionally gross and letting out farts of her own, or at least like, counter-farting to fog up the room with her own gas. Blanc gets pissed off with the two of them because the farting is gross and she chews them out while racing, upset with their cheating she gets back at them by aggressively farting back at them in return, forcing Vert and Neptune to inhale her fumes/gas so they'd play worse and putting her in first.
Noire, who is very embarrassed and confused, refuses to fart herself or lower herself down to that level just to win, she continues playing despite the smell, muttering and complaining, but she accidentally starts letting out some farts anyway, much louder than the one's that the other girls were letting out and more on-par with Neptune, which embarrasses her and earns her some teases from the girls. This leads to all the girls shitting themselves by the end of the story.
WarioWare - Mona, Ashley, & 5-Volt in "WarioWare Hold It!"
Mona, Ashley, and 5-Volt are forced to wait in a comically long line for the women’s restroom at the park during a company picnic, they participate in microgames involving holding or releasing pressure by farting until they are forced to use the men’s restroom.
The Apothecary Diaries - MaoMao, ShiShi, and Xiaolan Buddy Dump
The servant trio are trying out some exotic foreign food from the West they've managed to get their hands on. It... doesn't sit well with any of them but it particularly hits MaoMao hard first, who excuses herself to the latrines, which are those communal bench types where there are no doors or partitions and everyone poops in front of each other.
MaoMao tries to do her business in peace but then not only is she joined by her friends but they sit beside her, both left and right, leaving her in the awkward middle. Now it's not the first time she's gone in front of other people but she still vastly prefers to poop alone in the quiet. Shishui and Xiaolan keep trying to make casual smalltalk with her, and MaoMao reluctantly goes along with their continuous conversation that's only ocassionally interrupted with grunts, moans, or sighs.
Seeing that the food is affecting MaoMao the most, Xiaolan tries to make her feel comfortable and better and Shisui gets her invested in their talk. They acknowledge the situation is pretty awkward but see it as an opportunity to finally get MaoMao out of her shell just a bit, and they succeed. It becomes a strange and unexpected but wholesome time of bonding between them.
Amphibia - Anne, Sasha, & Marcy's Crappy Calamity
Anne Boonchuy, Sasha Waybright, Marcy Wu (timeskip versions).
The girls, traveling to Wartwood (a town in Amphibia) under Anne’s guidance, must eat the local vegetation in the wilderness to avoid starving. Anne chooses the plants, with Sasha questioning if it’s safe, while Marcy mentions they can just eat a small portion to avoid getting the runs. Regardless, sometime after they eat, their stomachs rumble.
Anne suggests to just poop here in the wilderness, but Marcy reminds them that predators could smell their waste and could come for them. Thus, Anne tries extra hard to remember the way back to Wartwood. However, they attract a predator from all their farts! They fight it for a bit, with Sasha delivering the killing blow. But the fight has upset their stomachs more, and they quickly continue their journey.
Anne’s pathfinding leads them to the outskirts of Wartwood, where they luckily find a run-down outhouse. Anne initially says she can wait, but Marcy says there’s no way they can wait for each other. Sasha then makes the decision for all of them to go in together. Besides, they’ve been through worse together before, right? They all agree, and they’re barely able to fit in the outhouse and fit their asses in the hole, where they finally let loose, quickly filling the hole to the brim. OR ALT: they all can’t fit in the outhouse, getting stuck, which leads all of them to mess themselves right before victory. Anne cringes, saying they definitely can’t let any of their old friends see them like this.
Good luck to all submissions. Patrons: have fun, and be respectful!
