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[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 17 Thu 8PM PDT

Surprise! Bonus episode recording tomorrow at 8PM PDT. I'll be telling stories while the story telling is hot.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7X5sZVf7_Mc

Episode 73 - Dick on F*ck Whales

Download the MP3“F*ck Whales” bombs, the economics of publishing, male feminists, #MeToo Musical Chairs, a sure-fire fix for power-tripping policemen, Crocodile Dundude hunts the Australian Internet Outback for book sales, Madcucks returns for Road Rage: Chicago, shutting down crosswalks for chi...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 73 - Sun 11AM PDT

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cbSIhWphQEQHow do you make a bomb? We'll be talking about it. And Madcucks will be calling in to deny it.Road Rage: Chicago is already more packed with bullshit than I had anticipated, Ian Miles Cheong is calling in, and also the guy who made this meme...and then ...

[AUDIO] Road Rage: Los Angeles

On Friday, October 13th, hundreds of individuals descended upon The Satellite theater in the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake, CA. These individuals promptly destroyed and escaped from the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake and vanished into the Los Angeles underground. Still wanted for thei...

Episode 72 - Dick on Road Rage: Los Angeles

Download the MP3Road Rage: Los Angeles, the Boy Scouts’ new crappy merit badges, upgraded security measures, the time Sean and I triggered an overly protective father, promise rings, Bill Guy the Science Dude takes questions, Demolition Man trivia, DIY Sisyphus and the endless Home Depot trip, the...

[VIDEO] Road Rage: Los Angeles

Download VideoDownload the MP3On Friday, October 13th, hundreds of individuals descended upon The Satellite theater in the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake, CA. These individuals promptly destroyed and escaped from the quaint hipster borough of Silver Lake and vanished into the Los Angeles unde...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 72 Sun Noon PDT

That's one extra hour of hangover time, ladies and gentlemen.I've got good news and less good news. The good news is that Road Rage: Los Angeles will recorded and released in full video and audio high-fidelity on Monday the 16th. The less good news is that we're not going to livestream t...

Episode 71 - Dick on Being Toxic

Download the MP3Gun Week, Shark Week, why everything is “toxic”, GIF vs. JIF, give me a hobby or give me death, the gratuitous lols of online creeps, Schrödinger’s Racist, not taking chick sports reporters seriously enough, a flowchart of crappy gun arguments, the time I got Harvey Weinerstei...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 71 11AM PDT SAT

We've got to stream a day early this week. There's just too much goddamn football to watch.Bill Guy will be in the house!! The Rups is calling in, maybe Izzy if he can be arsed, an LA live show preview of failure, many songs, and maybe, just maybe...a little something about guns. I'm goi...

Episode 70 - Dick on Turning Japanese

Download the MP3The season of obligations begins, I send Peach to the hospital, being a ghost vs. being a man, a libertarian haunted house, an apology cryptocurrency, front-of-the-line passes, Japanese suicide phones, men holding hands under any circumstance, the Sean hentai challenge, my Rick and M...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 16 - Dick on Playboy

Download the MP3Hugh Hefner's collective Kickstarter for tits, an Army Navy Surplus store in every mall, customer service in heaven, Maslow's Hierarchy of Pornography, Coach's cosplay, life or death situations, the only magic trick you'll ever need, a run-in with my car salesman, bur...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 16 - Dick on Playboy

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 70 Sun 11AM PDT

I think I found a switch on the cameras to turn them from blurry af to pretty okay. I guess we'll find out tomorrow! Imma see if I can get Lowtax to call in about his Twitter ban. Also Peach in studio! Wow!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfizQxxpXcw

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 16 - Thursday 7:30PM PDT

It's the other Thursday Night Football.Coach is going to be in studio. You got questions? We've got Coach-swers. Hit me in the comments!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ukBSPdfJ6Ng

Episode 69 - Dick on Dick

Download the MP3“What have you been up to?”, slime water, the un-skippable cut scene of the National Anthem, defending a woman’s honor and reading between the lines, Mr. Fancypants does a bad job pitching his novel, songs for Denzel, Asterios vs. Madcucks, the Dick Show calendar, life in low-d...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 69 Sun at 6PM PST

ALL NEW TIME 6PM, all new episode...69! Many songs, Layc's coming in, maybe Mr. Fancypants' wrong-pissing ass. I'm on my way to high school to deliver the announcement. L-I-V-I-N.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gq4Q7QNWPJQ

Episode 68 - Dick on Phony Lollers

Download the MP3The scourge of phony lollers, real life cupcake wars, sex vs. a hangover, picky garbage men, the end of summer, DateDickShowLawyer@gmail.com gets a hit, the slow death, the kid with better stuff than you, Sam Hyde’s War on Pornography, several musical tributes to Sean’s Dong, con...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 68 Sun 11AM PDT

Join us as we countdown to the big 6-9!! Wow! Many people will call in. Will they know things? Let's find out. Also, Sean's Dong took a hell of a beating last week.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yvEAShgdzQc

Episode 67 - Dick on The Devil

Download the MP3 Modern church and the devil of incompetence, the volume box on your iPhone, Sean's Dong takes a beating, people who throw beachballs over the side at baseball games, girls who are worried about looking "too buff", drunk time traveling, gay detecting computers in the Midd...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 67 Sun 11AM PDT

No guests. Or will there be...? There will not be.https://youtu.be/Mv-LI4TNiok

Episode 66 - Dick on False Alarms

Download the MP3Sean’s performance review/birthday, ROAD RAGE: LOS ANGELES, fire alarms make me wish I was burning to death, Rocketman and asteroid mining, Steve Hofstetter, comedian pilots, airport bean bags, I don’t know what is a parsec, Asterios’ alt-right business ideas, Hazencruz’s fat...

ROAD RAGE: LA SHOW Friday, Oct 13th 8PM

Put on your thickest and sickest drinking galoshes for this Silver Lake-based shit show. Dick and Sean and all the rest. Who will get a tattoo? Will someone eat Larry's poop chip? Maybe Denzel will bring a date! That would be a hoot. Let's get that guy laid, son!!!Tickets on sale now for Pat...

ROAD RAGE: LA SHOW Friday, Oct 13th 8PM

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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 66 Sun 11AM PDT

I don't even know where to start with you Over The Top Stallone-pissers. We're going to figure this out, and the live show tickets go on sale tomorrow, and Sean's Birthday!!! It's gon be gud.Sun 11AM PDThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3Tzj-iCq5U

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 15 - Dick on Wingman 101

Download the MP3How to be a wingman, the best part about playing sports, "What is a self?", out of paper towels, chicks and their sexual orientations, a liquor-less ocean of time, Sean's secret birthday, the end of truck drivers and the universal income, more fake police, and making bad ...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 15 - Dick on Wingman 101

How to be a wingman, the best part about playing sports, "What is a self?", out of paper towels, chicks and their sexual orientations, a liquor-less ocean of time, Sean's secret birthday, the end of truck drivers and the universal income, more fake police, and making bad decisions sober;...

Episode 65 - Dick on Back to School

Download the MP3Hurricane Hindsight and the party of the century, Back to School and the orgy of the matriarchy, using the F-bomb on TV, Mr. Fancypants in studio, the Super Nintendo dick-up-my-ass machine, the Black Experience, Gab, cryptocurrency investing, and Andrew Torba calls in, seppuku for IT...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 15 Mon 7PM PDT

I said we're doing it. We're doing it! Bonus episode 15 live streaming Monday at 7PM PDT. What makes you a rage?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=194MV8g8WzE

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 65 Sun 11AM PDT

Now that the eclipse-madness has worn off, everything can get back to normal. Coach will be in studio. If you have questions, ask below! Also a live show update, a guy who thinks I'm an idiot, and some old friends call in. I already know it's going to go long.Sun 11AM PDThttps://www.youtube....

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 14 - Dick on Underwear

Download the MP3Spilling gin on a baby, an almost DUI, Asterios' weird underwear, the Pornsavers infomercial, how to get laid in high school, Gunga Din, learning how to piss properly, the cat girl, Forgot Your Password, soap that smells like my dad, a countdown to make your move, the function of...