Episode 71 - Dick on Being Toxic

Collin Lorenzo

"Hey everybody! I'm going to kill myself!"...

"Nobody would care if I died" <a href="https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0p5PGtP_A" rel="nofollow noopener" target="_blank">https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_q0p5PGtP_A</a>

MildlyInfuri8ng

Coke No Sugar &gt;&gt; Coke Zero &gt;&gt; Coke &gt; Diet Coke

Dick Masterson

My b. I meant turning semi-automatic guns into automatic guns is something you can make at home. A regular gun is not trivial. I thought I said that. Maybe you still disagree!

Jared

The one thing I disagree with Dick on with this gun stuff is the "you can make it" argument. Sure, you could. But that's time- and resource-consuming. If they ban them, some people will still find a way to get them or fabricate their own, but you do drastically limit the amount of people who will have access to them. I don't think the excuse against legislation being that it won't eliminate 100% of them is a compelling argument.

Dick Masterson

I found a notch. Time for that Japanese suicide booth.

Steve Cook

I don't know Dick, give that hairline another year or so and I think we'll have another Gallagher impersonator on our hands.

Landrey Hawkins

Is the LA Road Rage being live streamed like the Phili one?

Dick Masterson

Dammit. You really got my hopes up for a second. For what I do not know.

Dick Masterson

Nah, it's just a bit to irresponsibly encourage drinking.

Wtf is the deal with the drinks for the live show. You keep saying we have a large bar tab to cover, what do you mean? Is there a requirement on how much money your guest have to spend at a show? Either way i'll be getting plastered and singing the sxun's dong smash mouth remix

You read my comment from the last show but you called me, Ryan Rendin? Did I hear that right? and yeah it was a sarcastic lol

Dick Masterson

The centrism of garage nukes?!

I don't like this level-headed, non-hateful centrist Dick... did "losing" an argument against Destiny really trigger this?

Matt Ruins Your Shit

Also silencers are just de-barkers for guns

Matt Ruins Your Shit

This one chick I used to be friends with before I discovered what a huge sjw scumbag she was once called me toxic in such a casual matter of fact way. I think I said something about how Big Bang Theory fans think they're intelligent because they watch the show and this other girl got super offended and threw a fit. So we were talking about how crazy this girls overreaction was and she says "well you're really toxic and you say a lot of toxic things and some people just have thin skin." I was like what the fuck do you mean toxic? What is toxic and what about the things I say is toxic? of course there was no answer beyond I dunno it just is.

The Gentleman Sausage

There actually is a men's studies department at one university. But it's feminist-run and is basically the study of how inherently "toxic" men are.

Alexander Leimbeck

It's funny because she said it after she had happened to taste my blood. &gt;_&gt; "Hmm, lots of iron. You should have more pineapple."

Alexander Leimbeck

I've heard the pineapple juice thing too, Dick, but I don't know if it's true, but a girl told me... sooo...

Alexander Leimbeck

Pineapple is great wtf is this guy on about lol

Alexander Leimbeck

In Harry Potter there was wand control. Basically, not in presence of muggles.

Alexander Leimbeck

In God We Trust first showed up in the 1800s.

Dick Masterson

What's wrong with it?

Dick, you mother fucker, update your google play music account

Dick Masterson

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