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[LIVESTREAM] Episode 169 - THURSDAY 7PM PST

Count Dankula is coming into the studio for the episode before I leave for Burning Man! If you're going, come by 7:45 and F if you're going! As always, hit us with stuff you want us to talk about.See you tomorrow, Thursday 7PM PST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXqs4l27YEY

Episode 168 - Dick on Road Rage: Minneapolis

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeTwo hobbits steal 80s Girl's car and I sleep through it, the Yang Gang wants you to live in a trash can,Let's Talk About Suicide, Human Trafficking Everyone, fifty ways to secretly record your lover,Egg Clay Day, doubling down on a d*ck pic debt, how to disc...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 168 - Monday 2PM PST

Holy fuck, I'm beat. What a fantastic weekend. Thank you all for coming!Episode 168 records Monday at 2PM PST. McAfee's calling in! If you want to tell us about some shit that happened at Minneapolis, like Clay Early throwing your glasses or Clay Early smashing an egg on your head, fuckin be...

Episode 167 - Dick on Plot Holes

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeEpstein kills himself, butts invade America, IRL plot holes, Vito is in studio, white women f*ck dogs, my dad turns me into a bicycler, one in three women use Tindr for free food, millennials have no friends, the $100 Kiwi Chris threat bet, dick pics, why to bring a...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 39 - Dick on Spaghetti Week

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMaddox has a week-long, public fit this week, attempting to capitalize on the recent mass shooting in order to get me de-platformed, vowing to get even with everyone associated with the show, attempting to crowd-fund a restraining order against waut3rboi, and making...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 39 - Dick on Spaghetti Week

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 167 - Sunday 11AM PST

Vito will be in studio, McAfee calling in again, news babe. The aftermath of Spaghetti Week is upon us... See you there!11AM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFsmzCsknDM

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 39 - Saturday 11AM PST

The Big Bad is back and spaghetti is spilling every which way.We'll read and make fun of it on Saturday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDDujzVwEg4

Episode 166 - Dick on How to Start a Cult

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeLosing the last ten pounds, the liquor sponge, the only gun argument you'll ever need, robot racism, The Bagel Boss calls in to talk about his various altercations, more on the moron Perception Gap, food expiry dates are destroying half of our food, Nick Rekieta...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 166 - Sunday 11AM PST

The bagel boss man says he's calling in, but who fucking knows these days. Maybe the Egg Man. Nick man? Road Rage: Minneapolis. Burn Court. A new news babe B)...I'm going to make sure the cameras work in EXTRA HIGH DEF...See you Sunday 11AM PST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RjySOBeBwgE

Episode 165 - Dick on Hugging the Cactus

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeRenting the police, how to go bald, Andy Signore #MeToo's disaster one year out, Hugging the Cactus, second hand drinking, female revenge porn, a deal to make with the devil, chicks who are jelly, smart phones and knee-capping of critical thinking, the future is...

ROAD RAGE: MINNEAPOLIS AUG 17th - TICKETS ON SALE!!!

ALERT!!! ALERT!!! Dick and friends ALERT!!!ROAD RAGE: MINNEAPOLIS TICKETS ARE NOW ON SALE!!!August 17th - The Varsity Fuckin' be there!https://www1.ticketmaster.com/event/060056FDCAC450FBWe'll be getting Dick deep into the Twin Cities--turning into a real sticky situation...and getting all o...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 38 - Dick on How to Get Big on Twitch

Vimeo | YouTubeLoudmouth Uber, how to get rid of your in-laws, relationship bounties, sleep-xercise, recording your girlfriend, marking experts, more on tits on the back, pain-based admissions, designer STDs, and Maddox teaches us how to get big on Twitch; all that and more on this bonus episode of ...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 38 - Dick on How to Get Big on Twitch

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeLoudmouth Uber, how to get rid of your in-laws, relationship bounties, sleep-xercise, recording your girlfriend, marking experts, more on tits on the back, pain-based admissions, designer STDs, and Maddox teaches us how to get big on Twitch; all that and more on thi...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 165 - Sun 11AM PST

Andy Signore calling in. I think Nick as well, also a fun game I have cooked up for a controversial caller. See you Sunday!!!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNJtc-w5yLI

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 38 Wednesday 7:30PM PST

We'll be learning about, "How to Get Big on Twitch". Maybe some leaks.Got problems? Got inventions? Post em below!Wednesday 7:30PM PST

The Dick Show Episode 164 - Dick on Full Moons

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeDebunking the great moon conspiracy, the $15 minimum wage doesn't go far enough, ultra-progs attack knitting, Liu job lynch mobs a Dickhead, the very beautiful Veronica LaVery reads the news and won't make a sex doll, people who are allergic to coasters, peo...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 164 - Sunday 3PM PST

AREA 51 MOTHERFUCKERS!!! And a Playmate, oh my! Aliens vs. Models, who will be in the studio first??See you guys Sunday, Sunday, Sunday at a later time. 3PM PST.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cwfHgJL2t2o

Episode 163 - Dick on Party Crashing

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeI meet Mundane Matt at Vidcon and lose a hotdog eating contest, split trash cans, the war on toilet paper, conferences and the people who go to them, global warming nonsense, Mumkey Jones bails on calling in and costs me $50, running out on your family, the importan...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 163 - Sunday 11AM PST

Lots of maybes for tomorrow. Maybe bathwater, maybe Area 51, maybe Mumkey.Definitely Sean. See you there!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VJTVyOmRRts

Episode 162 - Dick on Parasites

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMike Cernovich calls in to talk about getting Jeffrey Epstein arrested and the "Lolita Express", Dame Pesos and Karl from "Who Are These Podcasts" bring clips of the final episode of The Best Debate in the Universe and we make fun of it, my contingen...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 162 - Sunday 2PM

Bit later than usual. I'm in the wrong timezone for the AM.Trolling a journalist, a lost Lost Episode update, and Road Rage: Minnesota! See you Sunday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z3yBHdt1mLg

The Dick Show Episode 161 - Dick on The End of Shows

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMaddox kills his podcast, shorts with no pockets, John McAfee calls in to talk privacy coins, laziness, fucking whales, advice for the virgins, and being on the run from the biggest government in the world, a millennial with no hammer calls in to explain life to Sea...

[AUDIO] Road Rage: Las Vegas

VimeoIt has arrived! Road Rage: Las Vegas. The triumphs, the failures, the showgirls.Thank you to Elay Arson, Protski, Apostrophos, Kian the Hero, Madcucks, Coach, the virgins, the ragers, Chris Howell for filming, Bobby Schmidt, Sean, and everyone who came to the show for making this happen. You al...

Road Rage: Las Vegas

Vimeo| YouTubeIt has arrived! Road Rage: Las Vegas. The triumphs, the failures, the showgirls.Thank you to Elay Arson, Protski, Apostrophos, Kian the Hero, Madcucks, Coach, the virgins, the ragers, Chris Howell for filming, Bobby Schmidt, Sean, and everyone who came to the show for making this happe...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 161 - Saturday 11AM PST

SATURDAY SATURDAY SATURDAY!!!John McAfee is calling in. Yes, that John McAfee. We're going to fix America, and so can you!If you've got questions for him, post em below!Also, the anti-hammer millennial, some things that make you a rage. See you Saturday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nD-3rT...

Episode 160 - Dick on Road Rage: Las Vegas

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe state of permanent financial crises, an angry millennial really doesn't want to buy a hammer, gambling with your taxes, more parental kidnappings, the future is broke, returning a wallet, stabbing your mouth, Dame Pesos screws up his sound effects, Null and ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 160 - Monday 2:30PM

We just got back from Vegas. It was a hell of a trip! And a ride home from hell. Join us tomorrow for shenanegins. Watch while you're at work and you're getting paid to do it!If you were at Vegas, call in in the Discord! Also, Dame Pesos...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nhErMt2B8

Episode 159 - Dick on Gunplay

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeA new murderer calls in, how to not be too serious all the time, my reverse graduation speech, who does your abuela know, soph gets her yearbooks trashed, a new and exciting way to protest that doesn't involve burning the flag, afternoon penis cravings, early me...

A Very Special Go Fuck Yourself: Volume 3

Vimeo | YouTubeA very special go fuck yourself from me to you! Also, a phone call with my dad, how to pronounce circles, and Jordan Peterson's ThinkSpot: A Spot to Think.Download it, cut it, use it in your shit. Go nuts!Thank you all for an unbelievable three years. I'll see you in Vegas!