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Episode 179 - Dick on Breaking the Bank

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe banks shut me down, another warning from Patreon, QR codes, lesbian art shows, how to party during Daylight Savings Time, the limits of what is not gay, FWB contracts,how to have anal, John McAfee calls in about getting arrested, shooting guns, whales, and his n...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 179 - Sun 12PM PST

Multiple bank accounts canceled simultaneously. Patreon is in limbo. Will it be PST or PDT? I don't know, I just wanted to make a comedy show. John McAfee is calling in again from only God knows where. Veronica LaVery is in studio. The Dr. Phil tapes have been recovered. Get in the car, pussy. W...

Episode 178 - Dick on The Dr. Phil Tapes

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe Dr. Phil tapes are coming, Maddox pays his debt, Mental Jess plays #SlimeTime, men are barely funnier than women, one more year until I'm dead, Vito has a card game, John who breaks bad news breaks bad news, Dame Pesos and Erik Wong have an argument, the civ...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 178 - Sunday 3PM PST

Same all-new but still-temporary later time! Some GREAT news, and some not so great news in this episode. Vito will be in studio (I'm sorry to the couple guys who don't like him!), John who Breaks Bad News is calling in. Look, it's going to be fantastic. Post your male emotions below and...

Episode 177 - Dick on Men Being Emotional

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoPaying my dad's social security, the Garbage-versary and the Garbages Goblin, men's experiences with men being emotional, over-crowded Halloween haunts, Cripp Daddy calls in to talk disabled Halloween costumes, back problems, avocado terrorism, things the ar...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 41 - Dick on #SlimeTime

Download the MP3| Vimeo | YouTubeMaddox vs. Jesse POS, the bedroom of a 42-year-old failure, the lifestyles of the broke and developmentally impaired, cold lasers, live to dox another day, and understanding your fellow man; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Video will post tom...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 41 - Dick on #SlimeTime

Maddox vs. Jesse POS, the bedroom of a 42-year-old failure, the lifestyles of the broke and developmentally impaired, cold lasers, live to dox another day, and understanding your fellow man; all that and more on this bonus episode of The Dick Show!Video will post tomorrow!

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 177 - Sunday 3PM PST

NEW TIME NEW TIME FOR THIS WEEK!!!@RealYungCripp is calling in, also the Underwater Hamster man--who is being attacked by communists, vegetarians, and dog semen eaters. Ari will be in studio. Chris the Kiwi was supposed to call in, but he negotiated himself out of $50. And Maddox goes very low. See ...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 41 - Thursday 7PM PST

Post your inventions and solutions and topics! We're going to be going over Spaghetti Week: Part 2. See you then!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kT688ntH_rk

Episode 176 - Dick on Shit Eating Grins

Download the MP3 | YouTube | VimeoSpaghetti Week: Part Deux, children's duvets and the cucks who sleep in them, the Chinese Achilles heel of the invincible and the elite, Randy sends a long text, dating an older woman, Vic Lasagna loses his case, math is racist, "My Wife is Friends with a Pe...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 176 - 11AM PDT

Tanner is in studio. Ari is coming in. Nick is calling in to talk about DUCK season and the jackass threats on his life. And a very fascinating man will be talking about his book. I can't wait! See you guys Sunday!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efa2f722cwc

Episode 175 - Dick on Inappropriate Laughter

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeI get the side-eye for laughing at the wrong parts of Joker, committing to the bit, the Alphabet Wars heat up over trans-women and their penises, eyeball wiggles, letting 17-year-olds vote, The Cotton Ceiling, impeachment, leaving the door unlocked, the in-group pre...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 175 - Sunday 11AM PST

It's been a week full of Dick! I'm going to see Joker in like an hour. Keep an eye on the headlines. If I'm not murdered in a Mumkey-Jones inspired incel mass shooting, I'll see you guys on Sunday.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tV13iJFtRwk

Dick Ridin' Episode 10 - Home Invasion, The Worst Transformer, License Plate Frames

Right on schedule. I do these all the time, you guys. New Dick Ridin! That shit with the woman cop, transformers, and then a bit on license plate frames. Thanks for your questions!

Dicktation - Escape From LA

Tony from "Hack the Movies" and I watch Escape from LA, which is probably John Carpenter's greatest film and about a million times better than The Thing, which is not very good. If you've never listened to one of these commentary tracks, I'll let you in on a little secret...you d...

Episode 174 - Dick on Credible Threats

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeMaker spaces ruined, poorly hidden packages, incels vs. The US Army, Maddox brags about stopping an imaginary mass shooter, Joey Salads calls in, how to break up with a girl, peeing over your own head, hazard lights, printed pictures look like garbage,Pedophastry an...

[VIDEO] Bonus Episode 40 - Dick on The Dick Leash

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching movies, Greta the Gremlin, your mom is creamin' for the Tax Demon, paying it forward in Drive Thrus, five ways to hit on women, changing soap, Tony from "Hack the Movies" is in studio, and putting an en...

[AUDIO] Bonus Episode 40 - Dick on The Dick Leash

Vimeo | YouTubeThe Dick Leash, women falling asleep while watching movies, Greta the Gremlin, your mom is creamin' for the Tax Demon, paying it forward in Drive Thrus, five ways to hit on women, changing soap, Tony from "Hack the Movies" is in studio, and putting an end to fake laughter;...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 174 - Sunday 11AM PST

Tony from Hack the movies is coming in. Joey Salads and the Bagel Boss. I think we're recording this episode in VR! Although I don't know how... Also, Dame Pesos has some brand new Mundane Matt leaks. Whatever could they contain? We'll find out.Sunday at 11AM PST! See you then!https://ww...

[LIVESTREAM] Bonus Episode 40 Friday 7:30PM PST

I think Tony from Hack the Movies might be here. Very good! Gimme your solutions!!!FRIDAY! Goddammit. Sorry, FRIDAY 7:30PM PSThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTf0zAld7J4

Episode 173 - Dick on Lost Balls

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeTwo days with gigantic balls, an Australian takes a trip down Crenshaw, being blessed, the going rate for Thoughts and Prayers, CBD, nanotech, women, and other scams, Zuby Music: the current British female deadlifting record holder, calls in, the legality of telling...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 173 - Sunday 11AM PST

Zuby calling in. Ariane back for the news. After-ball-math..See you Sunday at 11AM PST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sprOIOic1I

The Dick Show Episode 172 - Dick on Nude Figure Drawing

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeA furry injects saline into my scrotum live on-air, students fight climate change but lose their vaping privileges, Mrs. Monopoly and other Mrs. boardgames, smoking in high school, sex positivity vs. sex negativity, modesty c*cks, how to have a three-way, Vito's...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 172 - Sunday 11AM PST

We're going balls out on this one. It's going to be wild. Also, Stuttering John sues Karl from WATP? See you tomorrow.Sunday 11AM PSThttps://youtu.be/q-3V3WBpOkc

Episode 171 - Dick on The Autoblow

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe Autoblow machine, The Liquor Fairy and hitting a wall, the Sean Show, a tyranny of government occupational licensing fees, women and taxes, a prelude to a grand ball, inspiration vs. manipulation, a moon hoax, dating much younger girls, Hurricane Atlanta, giving...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 171 - Sun 11AM PST

Okay, I think I'm about back to normal. The AutoBlow sucked the rest of the poison out of me.Vito is back in studio this week! SEAN IS BACK IN STUDIO--may he never leave again. Also news babe city, population: me. And I finally get a new bank for NP2. Holy shit, these banks, guys. Took eight mon...

Episode 170 - Dick on Losing Drugs

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeThe AI Autoblow machine, a plague of consent ruins Burning Man, racist butterflies, falling asleep while driving, windshield stickers, a petition to lay a mother f*cker out, orbiters, another virgin contest winner, My Man grinds for gold, and obnoxious unpluggers; a...

[LIVESTREAM] Episode 170 - Monday 8PM PST

I didn't know if I was going to make it back for this one. We've been driving all night, but I figure...why break a streak??Johnny will be filling in for Sean. What do you want us to talk about? Back from Burning Man. See you tonight at 8PM PST!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPXLKVGxdhI

Road Rage: Minneapolis

Vimeo | YouTubeThank you everyone for coming! Especially the guy who puked in the front row. See you next time!

Episode 169 - Dick on Lost Dogs

Download the MP3 | Vimeo | YouTubeI'm at Burning Man, awash in a sea of liquor and tits listening to the worst Boomer cover band in the world drifting between tuning and crooning and badgering an audience of no one for a drummer they desperately need. Send help. Enjoy the episode! I really hope ...