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Can I interest you in a - whatever this is. OH NO AN EM DASH..

Can I interest you in a - whatever this is.

Something wicked this way comes 😏

Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs! This week I'm in the closet 😏 b..

Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs! This week

OKAY BUT DID YOU PREORDER THE BOOK YET?

Just a little update I forgot to post and a reminder that it..

Just a little update I forgot to post and a rem

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I hope this weekend is a time of ..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I hope this week

Just some thoughts or something. Any applicants? Happy Mond..

Just some thoughts or something. Any applicants

No words.

Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs! How it started vs. How it went ..

Happy Thursday Thirstosaurs! How it sta

Oh! Do I have a very very special butts day treat coming for..

Oh! Do I have a very very special butt

Okay but, did you clap for me, pet?

Hey Thirstosaurs! So, um I have something to say, and every ..

Hey Thirstosaurs! So, um I have somethi

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you enjoyed today's lives..

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you enjoyed today's livestream! 😏 Yes it was absolutely worth the DMCA strike <3 Todays topic of discussion is SSRIs and cumming because let me tell you, being back on my anti depressants has been great and also I am inadvertently creating edging content wit...

Behold! It's titty tuesday and if thou doth hath $5 to tip o..

Behold! It's titty tuesday and if thou doth hath $5 to tip on this post, thou shalt get the pleasure of more boobs 😁

Thistosaurs, here's the thing. So like, it's summer right? C..

Thistosaurs, here's the thing. So like, it's summer right? Clothes should be optional now. Correct? We can just be weird little guys now right? Okay good. - Cate

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! If you haven't done your dishes y..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! If you haven't done your dishes yet, let's do the dishes because after we're going to take a shower. Just a little warning, these are a little angry. I don't want to do the dishes, I'm not happy about it, and I might swear a little 😅 but there are ca...

It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monda..

It's Masturbation Monday, and normally I don't post on Monday's really but since a lot of people are off of work today who normally wouldn't be, I thought I'd share these super sexy pics with you. Scroll all the way to the end for cleavage. So remember the other day, when I said ...

Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week an..

Happy Thursday, Thirstosaurs! I hope you had a great week and if you have plans this weekend let me know what they are! No Kinky Craft was had this week because I'm already on my way to another convention but the good news is I made SO MUCH CONTENT while I was in this snazzy hotel room all by my...

Guess where I am this weekend! In Atlanta for a weekend cele..

Guess where I am this weekend! In Atlanta for a weekend celebrating sex positivity, community and kink. I'll be doing a live (interactive) podcast session on Sunday - you can sign up to participate in the Game Room starting Thursday at 5pm EST. Catch me around the con and say hi so I can give yo...

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! Thanks for hanging out with me an..

It's Monday, Thirstosaurs! Thanks for hanging out with me and playing Marbles on stream! In case you missed it, you can find me live on the purple app on Mondays and Fridays. On Wednesdays, I'll be here making fun kinky crafts like making your own dress form! You can swipe for the supply lis...

It's here, Thirstosaurs! Okay so a little back story on this..

It's here, Thirstosaurs! Okay so a little back story on this partner play audio. So many of you have told me over the years that you enjoy my content with your partners. Some of you have grown stronger in your relationships because of it, and I really wanted to honor that in this audio. This is ...

Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs! Yes, here is the supply..

Okay, here's the deal, Thirstosaurs! Yes, here is the supply list and yes the Lego set has arrived so I will be planning that stream soon! I sent this to you in dms too but also pinning it here just in case. So I was going to send out this really cool partner play audio today and then I realized...

QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - ..

QUICK UPDATE ABOUT KINKY CRAFTS TODAY: bad news everybody - I have no power and no light right now due to a storm in Georgia. Even if I did hand sewing, shooting it in my dark-ass studio wouldn't give me the content I need to recycle and it'd be really difficult to do live with y'all, so...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I bring you the Introduction to K..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I bring you the Introduction to Kinky Crafts with Catieosaurus LIVE! or something like that. It's a working title in progress kind of, but I'm super excited to share this more hands on approach to the intersection of ADHD and kink with you all. So here is the live ...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! You've made it through another we..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! You've made it through another week and I am so proud of you! Lets throw perfection out the window and continue to show up the best that we can 😁 I've been looking for a new photographer in the LA area, bc I'm overdue for a photoshoot, but I'm also not i...

Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs! I hope this was a better week f..

Happy Hump Day Thirstosaurs! I hope this was a better week for you. 🤗 Now that I'm home and settled, I can post this video! Look at that view! I was feeling shy but didn't want to miss the opportunity to take you with me a little. Message me and tell me about your week, where there is al...

Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ..

Just some thoughts on a boat. Hug yourselves and your loved ones. It's okay to not be okay.

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGU..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! THIS IS ME GETTING BACK INTO REGULARLY MAKING CONTENT, and practicing my boundaries again here. Ever since the incident and my feelings around my own body, I've sent more stuff in PPVs than on the feed, which everyone has been very understanding of, and at the same tim...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It's been a minute since my regul..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It's been a minute since my regular updates so here's a little taste of what I've been up to lately! Still in LA, mostly, working on the podcast(s), some Playboy stuff that I can't tell you about yet, and of course the book, which is going as smoothly it po...

Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU ..

Just a quick PSA from me, some updates, and a BIG THANK YOU for supporting me on this journey like you have no idea how much it means to me I added captions and let me know if you need a transcript situation in my dms.