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Don't forget to love yourself today, and if you need s..

Don't forget to ***love yourself*** today, and if you need some help, I have some suggestions for you 😉

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It has been a week! I’m back in..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! It has been a week! I’m back in LA after being it Atlanta for Dragon Con, which was absolutely fantastic and full of amazing moments that I actually remembered to share on socials so please clap! My signature series that started as a joke was featured as an article on...

Check your dms 😉

Hi! So I was asked to write some smut for a certain public..

Hi! So I was asked to write some smut for a certain publication 😏 and honestly it’s been a while since I’ve written anything like this so if you have time this weekend to critically read some smut and give me some feedback I would love to send you a draft! 🥹 I’ve been in my head about...

See how I wrap myself in a hotel bed sheet and take pictures..

See how I wrap myself in a hotel bed sheet and take pictures while I'm traveling? Very demure, very mindful, very cutesy 💕

I'm honestly so mad my laptop broke and I had to go buy a ne..

I'm honestly so mad my laptop broke and I had to go buy a new one 😭 But I turned that frown upside down and decided to take some nudes with it instead! So here's the deal! $15 on this post will get you some nude pics with my laptop, and $25 will get you that AND a nude video of me talkin...

This post is for you if you've ever doubted your self worth ..

This post is for you if you've ever doubted your self worth as a human being and you like boobs. If you've ever thought that your dreams were to big and your goals were too far away and you enjoy some nice cleavage. This post is for you if you've ever questioned whether you were good ...

Just some tiddies for your Tuesday

I'M INTERRUPTING YOUR DAY FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 😁 The piec..

I'M INTERRUPTING YOUR DAY FOR A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! 😁 The piece I wrote for Playboy is live and you can check it out right now! Idk if I can post links on here but I posted it on Twitter! It would mean the world to me if you could check it out and please let me know if you do! I might have a ...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!!!! If you went to Gen Con I hope..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs!!!! If you went to Gen Con I hope you're home safe, with minimal delays and minimum sickness! Speaking of Gen con, Have you ever been at a table with other players and thought, man my character is really thirsty for that character and it would be so neat and great if...

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! It's officially Audio August! C..

Happy Friday, Thirstosaurs! It's officially Audio August! Can you believe how fast the time has flown by? I've been in LA for a month and living here is definitely different and much more chaotic than visiting if that's even possible. I just want to say, thank you once again for all y...

JULY IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY!!!! I can't believe how fast t..

JULY IS ALMOST OVER ALREADY!!!! I can't believe how fast this month has flown by, I guess that happens here in LA 😅 I am so proud of each and every one of you! I really want to focus on more Audio content for August (see what I did there?) so what are some audios you've been really need...

Glasses off or on?

It's finally Friday Thirstosaurs! There's something so sex..

It's finally Friday Thirstosaurs! There's something so sexy and elegant about a nude body, in a hotel room, wrapped in a white sheet. Being in LA, I am very much getting into that old Hollywood style aesthetic which is probably more to do with some secret projects I'm working on, but I...

My breasts looked so good I had to share #tittytuesday

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! What stories have you been crea..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! What stories have you been creating lately? I've been thinking a lot about visual story telling and how it fits into almost every single thing I do from the podcast, to the book, to even photoshoots! There's something so hot about this sequence of photos that sho...

It's masturbation Monday! Check your dms bc I made a little ..

It's masturbation Monday! Check your dms bc I made a little sneak away video or tip $25 on this post if you don't see it!

Hi Thirstosaurs! I have officially been in LA for a week a..

Hi Thirstosaurs! I have officially been in LA for a week and let me tell you it's been a wild ride, literally and figuratively. I'm working on a couple different super secret projects as I write this and I am just sitting here in utter gratitude for all of you because without your support ...

You know what day it is 😏 Check your dms or tip $22 on this ..

You know what day it is 😏 Check your dms or tip $22 on this post to get this super spectacular masturbation monday edging video IN JEANS in case its not in your dms 🥵

Happy Friday Thistosaurs! Welcome to another episode of "C..

Happy Friday Thistosaurs! Welcome to another episode of "Cate Talks Kink" and today we are talking more about self bondage! I am almost done being on the road so thank you SO MUCH to everyone that has been reaching out in support!!!! As most of you know, I LOVE breast bondage. Having my ...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! A lot of requests are coming in..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! A lot of requests are coming in for more oral content, and I've been trying to figure out a way I can deliver without pushing my own boundaries too much! At last! Turns out I was overthinking a lot about what to do about this type of content, and by Jove I've got...

So I've been thinking about this all day and I decided mastu..

So I've been thinking about this all day and I decided masturbation Monday just sounds good. So here's what you can do. If this is the day you're reading this, the video is already in your dms! If it's not in your dms you can just ***tip $20 on this post to get the video*** I made wh...

Hey there Thirstosaurs! I don't know if you saw, but I some..

Hey there Thirstosaurs! I don't know if you saw, but I something really cool drop this week and I cannot wait to share the rest of it with you! In fact, there are a COUPLE things that dropped this week! If you know what they are, or have already seen / heard them, please let me know you excited...

Tip $5 if you like feet and I'll send you a special treat! 🤭

Okay I normally don't do two posts in one day, however, I wa..

Okay I normally don't do two posts in one day, however, I wanted to give you all some choices since it is pride month after all. So if the daddy beard set wasn't your thing, and you're looking for something a little more femme, may I suggest this very sexy masturbation video for your vie...

Happy Pride Month, Thirstosaurs! This is our first Friday t..

Happy Pride Month, Thirstosaurs! This is our first Friday together this month!!!! I don't know if you saw on socials, I'm doing so much this month to celebrate and also there's been a lot of chaos (mostly in a good way) coming at me this summer. I have a lot of projects, some super secr...

OH HI! Its the day for butts! It's butt day! Check your DMs..

OH HI! Its the day for butts! It's butt day! Check your DMs for my butt OR tip $5 on this post!

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I took a shower, so now we're b..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! I took a shower, so now we're brushing our teeth together! (If you want the shower it's in your dms). This video is for everyone that hasn't brushed their teeth yet today! Come on! Get up! Let's do it together! Don't mind the spitting, you perverts �...

Happy Wednesday, Thirstosaurs! It's that time of year agai..

Happy Wednesday, Thirstosaurs! It's that time of year again where I will be at Frolicon and perhaps some of you might too! So, let's make some rules and boundaries so we can have a great time and not make it awkward! As always I have trouble with faces so if I don't recognize you rig...

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! The world is A LOT right now an..

Happy Friday Thirstosaurs! The world is A LOT right now and despite what many people say about neurodivergent folks and empathy, I'm sure it's taking a toll on you as well. This isn't really a space to get super heavy, but I was thinking about how sometimes it can be really hard to do ...