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MAG016 - Arachnophobia - Deluxe
🕑 Added 2020-12-18 16:01:01 +0000 UTCCase #0150409
Statement of Carlos Vittery regarding his arachnophobia and its manifestations
WARNING: Contains spider images on Page 7 (Appendix)
Text on P7 replicated here for reference:
John's handwriting on side of page:
"I do not know which assistant attached these photos but they are not relevant and should be removed."
Image: Egg sac of a common house spider
Image: Spider encasing its victim in web
Comments
Miles Sumida
Was that last page with the pictures a reference to the long running battle over whether to include a picture of a spider on Wikipedia's arachnophobia page?
Miles Sumida
I only just noticed that the mug used to kill the spider had a "stylized blue owl" on it, was the Eye just being incredibly petty that day?
Raluca Patrinichi
noo don't ask Martin to follow up :(
NotAVandyGirl
Carolos: So, I was being stalked by a ghost spider... Jon: Eh, you’re probably just crazy. Carlos: My cat saw the spider and ran away! Useless cat! Jon: HOW DARE YOU?!?!
Eben Taylor
I love this one so much, I knew I was in for a treat. Full disclosure, I didn't know I would be getting this as a patreon reward and I am so excited to read more of them. It gives me nostalgia for season 1 Jon, my favorite Jon.
sAZAndorable
aaahahhahahahhahaha oh my god. the cat comments are also amazing
ThirdFromTheLeft
Ahhhhhh! I love these so much. I knew this would be good as soon I saw which one it was. Jon continuing to be a cat person TM and having nothing but good things to say about Major Tom was great. All the commentary was so, so good. Poor Jon. Martin: i will impress jon by picking out excellent spider photos Jon *vividly flashing back to horrific childhood trauma*: ….these are not relevant and should be removed. obviously only due to their lack of relevance and not for any other reason.
Amalie Kirstine
This is the most important deluxe transcript. extremely important
Me, knowing perfectly well this statement involves spiders, and that there was a warning: WHY ARE THOSE PHOTOS THERE? Jon and I, kindred spirits I suppose.
LainyJP
Love S1 Jon defending Major Tom! ❤
