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June 2023 Update
Hey, folks! Thanks for your patience. Here it cums:The big post: Date Night, where some turnabout might not seem like fair play.Short post: Blaze of Glory, a story of-- let's not kid each other, this is about a glory hole.Also, the next installment of Priapopolis Noir: Cocksnatched! (This ongoin...
Here Comes the Porn Again
It's been a while, and I am profoundly grateful for everyone's patience.Billing will happen on June 1st. Update will include the usual format: a big (hehe) cockshrink series, a short series of personal growth, and an update to the ongoing Priapopolis Noir project.Posting will occur as soon a...
Status Update
I'm still here, just moving slowly due to various work/medical distractions. I have a few things in the works that I'd like to finish well instead of quickly.As usual an alert will go out before the billing resumes for the next batch of stuff.
June is Busting Out All Over
Hey, folks! Thanks for your patience. It's good to have some stuff to post.The big post: Idol Worship, a tale of a suspicious package.Short post: This Is Spurta, a story of a warrior getting lost ( and found).Also, the next installment of Priapopolis Noir: Cocksnatched! (This ongoing series will...
Stuff Is Happening
First: Thank you all for your patience.Second: A confluence of circumstances has brought me to some long-overdue changes in how I do things on here. I think this will be beneficial for everyone, both to keep all of you informed about about when/what you're about to be billed for, and in letting ...
Indefinite Hiatus
October's posts will remain the "current" content until further notice.I'll leave this page published so people can continue to get access to stuff. If there's something in the backlog you're missing, please let me know and I can sort it out.I'll continue pausing each mon...
October Update
Sorry this is a bit later than I usually aim for. Some of the projects spun a little out of control. Anyway, on with the juicy tidbits:This month's big post: This Sucks, a frightful fable of purloined penis size.Short post: Halloween Clearance, a quickie of some tricks and treats from the Magic ...
August Update
This month's big post: A Beast In The Sheets, starring some of my favorite superheroes.Short post: Handle With Care, a tale of product development gone right.Also, the next installment of Priapopolis Noir: Cocksnatched! (This ongoing series will be updated regularly; check back each month.)Final...
June Update
It's that time again!This month's big post: Growing A Pair, about date night plans recklessly dashed.Short post: Andy's Little Helpers, making me think I might be going to the wrong gym.Also, the next installment of Priapopolis Noir: Cocksnatched! (This ongoing series will be updated reg...
May Update
With the break I took in April I managed to finish this month's stuff ahead of schedule. Soak it all in:This month's big post: Percy Jackson and the Gifts of Priapus, a wild ride of fanfic over a year in the making. I tried to squeeze in enough kinks to scratch everyone's itches.Short po...
Deal With A Devil
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/devil1)Be careful what you wish for.Or don't, because it might work out fine anyway.
Percy Jackson and the Gifts of Priapus
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/Percy1)Everyone's second-favorite demigod gets lost in the woods with some friends (a...
March Update
This month's big post: Picture Perfect, featuring a person, camera, other person, and some unreliable memories.Short post: The Pillars of Döngulēs, a tale of two buds learning a little something about history.Also: the continuing saga (pages 27-29) of Subject 37, sponsored by a gracious patron...
The Pillars of Döngulēs
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/qcdii)My collaborator cinaedus was kind enough to write up a story inspired by one of the...
Picture Perfect
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/uebRx)A small, skinny guy finds an old camera with some surprising features.Adapted from ...
Flexx 2
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/flexx2)Four "jocks" stuck in their dorm decide to give new meaning to the term sn...
Supplement Surprise
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/SkEUop)A dude enjoys his boyfriend's oversized dong.But... it could always be a littl...
January Update
This month's big post: Going The Distance, a tale of two guys trying to stay connected from opposite sides of the globe.Short post: Better Lifting Through Chemistry, about a science-stud devising a new workout supplement.Also: the continuing saga (panels 21-23) of Subject 37, sponsored by a grac...
Going The Distance
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/pUmUd)Two guys are trying to get in some long-distance intimacy, with the help of a new a...
Better Lifting Through Chemistry
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/kZqGc)A young science-stud devises a new formula to help with his workouts...
The (Glory) (Hole) Bandit
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/lvJDt)I present a short fictional account sponsored by one of my generous top-tier patron...
December Update
This month's big post: Ginger-Bred Men, inspired by some of Maximalist's legendary cookies. A guy finds some unexpected treats on the counter, with expected consequences.Shorties: Cyberspunk 2069, a product demo of some of the hottest cyber-gear on the market.Also: the continuing saga (panel...
Ginger-Bred Men
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/LICRb)An unsuspecting guy stumbles onto some seemingly free cookies.But there's more ...
The Spirit of Giving
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/wZJv)A Christmas bonus! And it's not a cheese-of-the-month club!This year has been so...
Cyberspunk 2069
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/Gcexo)And we're back! I had a lot of fun making this one, even if I did have to revis...
Update: October
This month's big post: Better Call Small, wherein a twink wants to grow his goods... but gets more than he might have expected. With captions by special guest writer Ziel! omg omg omg are you guys as excited as I am?Shorties: Joshy's Jog, showing some of the benefits of exercise.Also: the co...
Better Call Small
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/zjtMV)A dude with massively undersized junk gets a new app with some unusual effects.Writ...
Joshy's Jog
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://infinitelyimprobable.gumroad.com/l/rFtdL)An average dude out for a jog runs into a friendly hunk sharing some new supplement...
Update: September
This month's big post: Jocks Do It Better, a tale of what happens when keeping it real goes too far.Shorties: Donny's Workout, demonstrating how persistence is rewarded.Also: the continuing saga (panels 11-14) of Subject 37, sponsored by a gracious top-tier patron. As this story will be goin...
Jocks Do It Better
(This old post has been relocated to gumroad. If you were a patron when it got posted originally and didn't get a copy, please message me and I'll sort you out.https://gumroad.com/infinitelyimprobable)It's never a good idea to taunt a nerd whose areas of expertise include editing reality...
