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0147 - Kearney Zzyzwicz
🕑 Added 2022-10-26 08:00:03 +0000 UTCI've known some of these characters most of my life, and they still find ways to surprise me. Zzyzwicz? Who knew? I keep having to check the spelling every time I encounter it.
The most noteworthy thing about Kearney is his age, apparently being an adult man who still attends high school. In season 13 he tells us he is a teenager and the father of a teenager, which is somewhat dark if you analyse it too closely, so let's not do that. The show seems to have settled on him being 27, which is also a bit creepy considering he spends his days around (and beating up) children, but we'll let it slide.
(Apologies if you got deja vu from reading this, I accidentally published it weeks ago when my finger slipped...I'd appreciate it if you didn't tell anyone about my busy hands.)
This post is part of my "Every Simpsons Character Ever" series. For a list of my rules in this project, click here.
