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Midnight Pals: Biology
🕑 Added 2024-10-03 21:17:22 +0000 UTCJK Rowling: hello children
Rowling: i am born again! hallelujah!
Rowling: tell me
Rowling: have you heard
Rowling: the good word about biology?
Poe: what
Poe: what is this now?
Rowling: on the Scottish census, i answered that my religion is "biology"
Poe:
King:
Koontz:
Lovecraft:
Barker: damnnnn
Barker: that's real edgy
Mary Shelley: sup fuckers?
Poe: joanne says her religion is biology
Shelley: haha yes... YES!!!
Poe: yes?
Shelley: Yes! that's right, fuckers!
Shelley: throw out the false morality of religion!! embrace soulless science!
Shelley: finally! The pure, terrifying light of science burns away the shadows of superstition!
Shelley: unencumbered by the false morality of so-called religion, mankind can tamper, unimpeded, in God's domain!
Shelley: we can make SO many abominations!
Shelley: i fuckin' love it!
Rowling: no that iss the oppossite of what i'm trying to ssay
Shelley: that's cuz you're weak
Shelley: we're attack and dethrone God, fuckers!!
Rowling: that iss not what i meant!
Rowling: i meant i hate transs people
Shelley: yeah i know what you meant
Shelley: i don't give a shit
Shelley: my idea is way cooler
Barker: yeah she's right that is way cooler
Rowling: no! my religion of biology is actually ANTI-abomination
Rowling: i think abominationss are bad
Rowling: i'm against them! all of them!
Barker: and what abominations are these?
Rowling: you know
Rowling: transs, fat people, and toiletsss
Barker: ya know what, you've lost me
Shelley: abominations are so hot right now
Shelley: i'm really into them
Barker: not gonna lie i'm actually pretty excited about these abominations now
Koontz: gosh i don't know about all this
Shelley: dean what if you made a dog that was SO big
Koontz: so big?
Shelley: yeah like SO big uh
Shelley: so big you needed 2 hands to pet it
Koontz: wow!
Koontz: that's a big dog!
Koontz: that's so big you'd better lead, follow, or get out of the way!
Rowling: thatss the problem with you lot
Rowling: alwaysss sso busssy thinking about how to make a big dog, you don't ssstop to think whether you SHOULD make a big dog
Comments
Lucy Boone
Ooooh right I forgot about that
Bitter Karella
it's just logical!
Bitter Karella
XD
Bitter Karella
it is cooler!
Bitter Karella
it's canon that hogwarts wizards shit on the floor
Bitter Karella
the successor to the Big Johnson political party
Paul Watson
Yes, you should always make the big dog. That’s just science
Claire Hiria Ahuriri-Dunning
Mary Shelley doing something so close to the 'sickos' meme sent me
Shirley R
Def what the country needs.
Shirley R
She's right, her way is way cooler. I'm waiting for a robot body to replace my chronically ill one, so maybe I'm probably at the wrong campfire 🔥😆
Lucy Boone
I... toilets?
Jacob Strick
I affiliate with the Big Dogs political party
