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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 415
🕑 Added 2023-07-29 06:53:58 +0000 UTCAnd now, the one who is currently the most troubled.
Early in the morning, I received a communication from Kanata-san. I thought it was unusual and answered, but Kanata-san seemed to have a heavy atmosphere.
"... Rosarin-chan"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
I realized that I hadn't listened carefully to Kanata-san's situation because I was dealing with Hak and the people of the territory. I decided to straighten my back and listen seriously.
"Shiva's eyelashes have grown."
"..........huh?"
Eyelashes? Eyelashes, like the ones you perm or attach or paint? Confused, Kanata-san mercilessly dropped another bomb on me.
"Shiva has become busty."
"Huh? Busty? Shiva is a man.........."
How did that happen!? Where did it come from!? No, busty doesn't come from anywhere else! It grew... there's no way... can eyelashes, do it? My thoughts are heading towards the day after tomorrow.
"He's become muscular."
"Hmm? So, busty=pectoral muscles?"
So like Slength's manly chest? Then I don't know... no, suddenly becoming muscular is incomprehensible!
"No, the chest was squishy."
"You touched it!?"
Wait, me! That's not the problem!! But I'm curious! Can't be helped!!
"Mystia did."
"What are you doing!?"
"No, I did it myself."
"Sure enough!"
I'm the culprit! Rin did it recently too!! Mystia's breasts are amazing so it can't be helped! No no, the conversation is getting off track!? That doesn't matter!
"Shiva is equipped with a drill (vertical roll) on his head."
"......................."
Finally, I couldn't reply. I had too many suspicions about the drill (vertical roll). It still hadn't been fixed... he was still equipped with a drill... I collapsed on the spot, invisible to Kanata-san.
"Ingens said it was Rosarin-chan's fault."
Huh? Ingens? That glasses guy? Huh? Are the eyelashes and manly chest and muscles all my fault?
"......really?"
Filled with a desire for denial, I asked Kanata-san.
"Really."
Kanata-san easily agreed. Really...!
"............I'll do something about it."
I said that and cut off the communication. For now, let me say this!
How did this happen!?
In my distressed state, Dirk comforted me.
Thank you, Dirk! I'll do my best!!
By the way, Dirk can somewhat understand my emotions after we got together, so he apparently noticed that I was acting off during that communication. It was kind of awkward to be told that I'm good at fake crying. Well, being skilled in acting is essential for nobles, I guess.
Now, the Sage has come. Dirk is busy with work, so it was a private discussion between the Sage and me.
"Another troublesome matter? Foolish disciple."
"Yes."
"You readily admitted it so easily. So, what is it about?"
"God turned into a drill-haired, long-eyelashed, big-breasted, and muscular being, and it seems like it's all my fault."
"How should I knoooow!? I've said it before, but just because I've lived a long time doesn't mean I know everything!"
The Sage got angry. He's easily irritated, even though he looks like a beautiful young man.
But when I explained the situation in order, he listened seriously. After a moment of thought, he gave his opinion.
"... Perhaps the image of faith is wrong… or something like that?"
"Meaning?"
"There are probably many fools who have changed the appearance of God on their own. Some Gods change their appearance during the process of faith, and this time it's the result of gaining 'magic power as faith' suddenly... so there's a possibility."
"I see! As expected of you, Sage-sama! You haven't lived this long for nothing!"
"Even though I thought about it seriously, your remark is still harsh!"
The Sage lamented. Sorry, I can’t help teasing him. The old Sage has good reactions, after all. Can't be helped. I'll apologize and thank him in advance.
"The other day, I borrowed wisdom from your wife, so this is my thanks to you."
"Hmm, what's inside?"
"Some things are better left unknown in this world."
"............ What's inside?"
With a grimace on his face, the Sage asked. It would probably be more enjoyable if he didn't ask~
"It's the latest sexy underwear. It's a daring and erotic design that I created."
"What do you mean by daring!?"
"It was mainly to test the limits of my husband's self-control. Sage-sama, don't you want to see your wife in her sexy and cute underwear?"
The Sage struggled with various conflicting thoughts, but in the end, he took it home. Later, his wife reported that she enjoyed it very much and placed a large order. Thank you very much~
Among the order, there was one that clearly seemed to be in the Sage's size……... but I pretended not to notice and delivered the item as ordered.
Sage-sama, do your best! When I made the delivery, I paid my respects. He made a weird face.
Later, I received a complaint from the teary-eyed Sage, saying, "I know you knew! That's why you paid your respects!"
Even I, as clever as I am, couldn't ask, "Did you try it on, Sage-sama?" But I found out from his wife's report.
Sage-sama, I'm sorry.
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