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Akuyaku Reijou ni Nanka Narimasen - Chapter 414
🕑 Added 2023-07-29 06:53:19 +0000 UTCProbably the most troubled person this time.
I am Tohno Kanata. No, I am Kanata Void now. I turned 32. I married Shushu and became a live-in son-in-law. Surrounded by my cute wife and four children, I live happily.
"Oto~tama, whash wrong?"
"Hmm? Oh... just a little something."
I guess he noticed that something was wrong with me. My youngest child, Shukuru, who looks just like Shushu, seemed to be worried about me.
When I pet him, he purrs. Yes. My son is cute. He has black hair and black eyes, but his appearance is that of a beastman and his face looks just like Shushu's. All my children except my eldest daughter look like Shushu. Sorry... Dad has a plain face... I secretly think.
"I'll beat up anyone who bullies Oto~tama!"
"Yeah... Otousama isn't being bullied, so you need not worry. You are a good boy, Shukuru."
When I picked him up, my son laughed happily. Yes, I am in serious trouble right now.
When I went to bed with Shushu and the kids, he came as usual.
Stop using my dreams as a hangout! It doesn't feel like I've slept at all!
No, even that doesn't matter anymore. I really don't care. I've been complaining for years, and it's only improved a little, so forget it.
"Hey, I came to play~"
The usual light-hearted god.
"Don't come."
"Really, you are such a tsundere, Kanata."
"Are you stupid? When did I ever dere to you? The only ones I dere to are my wife and children, you idiot!"
That's not what I want to say.
"Kanata, I'm here............"
When I tried to escape quickly, Mystia caught me.
"Hey there. Want to talk for a bit?"
"No, what's that!? Huh!?"
"Hey Mystia, you're still the same."
"............ Ehhh? Oh, yeah... you, Shiva, is... how should I put it............ never mind!"
Mystia smiled with an ehehe. She's beautiful, so it's very picturesque.
"Stop acting cute, it’s gross~"
"What did you saaay!?"
Mystia chased after Shiva. Yeah, it's definitely Shiva. It's irritating.
"............ (scared)"
"... Kanata, can't we do something about that?"
It seems that Slength and Ingens have also arrived.
"Ingens, you're supposed to be the God of Knowledge, right? Why did Shiva become like that?"
"I am not supposed to be the God of Knowledge, I am the God of Knowledge! The reason why Shiva became like that is... because of Rosarin."
"I get it now!!"
Why is that? It's already like magic words. If it's Rosarin-chan's fault, then Rosarin-chan will take care of it!
If you can understand that much, there is only one thing to do!
"Why are you doing this!!"
I swung my harisen with all my might and blew Shiva away. I've been patient for a long time. Instinctively, I knew that was troublesome and pretended not to see it because it was bad to do so. But if it's Rosarin-chan's fault, then Rosarin-chan will take care of it!
"Why are you equipped with drills (vertical roll hair) on top of having a splendid muscle bust!! And your eyelashes are long too! Are they fake eyelashes? Is this the current fashion!?"
"Owowow... ah, really."
He tilted his head but confirmed his chest and nodded in agreement.
"You didn't noticeeee!?”
"Ahhaha. Don't worry about it."
"It bothers me, you idiot!!"
My harisen exploded on Shiva again. Even if you're a God, be concerned! Notice!!
As soon as I woke up, I contacted Rosarin-chan.
"... Rosarin-chan"
"Yes, what's wrong?"
"Shiva's eyelashes have grown."
".......... Huh?"
"Shiva has become busty."
"Huh? Busty? Shiva is a man.........."
"He's become muscular."
"Hmm? So, busty=pectoral muscles?"
"No, the chest was squishy."
"You touched it!?"
"Mystia did."
"What are you guys doing!?"
"No, you did it yourself."
"Sure enough!"
"Shiva is equipped with drills on his head."
"......................."
Finally, Rosarin-chan fell silent. I continued the conversation.
"Ingens said it was your fault, Rosarin-chan.”
"...... Re~ally?"
"Re~ally."
"............ I'll do something about it."
And then the communication was cut off. For now, it seems that Rosarin-chan will take care of it, so I was relieved.
"Kanata? Is something wrong?"
It seems that even Shushu, who is pregnant, was worried.
"Hmm? It's okay. I asked Rosarin-chan to fix it. A child, huh. I'm looking forward to it. A boy or a girl?"
"Ufufu, yes... maybe next time it will be a girl?"
"You're right, your prediction is always right."
Well, since they were born in the order of eldest daughter, eldest son, second daughter, second son, maybe next time it will be a girl?
"Kanata, I am happy."
I feel an indescribable happiness when Shushu leans on me.
"I am too. Thank you for calling me over."
".......... N."
And just as we were about to kiss, the door opened grandly.
"Yes, yes, yes, yes, the flirting is over!! Please get to work quickly, Kanata-sama.”
"Ah~
Andre opened the door grandly and clapped his hands. Is it that time already? I reluctantly followed Andre.
"Andre, you could have come a little later!"
"... If I had come a little later you would have started! My timing was the best!"
I can't deny that. I smiled wryly and kissed Shushu who was pouting.
"I'm going."
"!! G-go ahead..."
After I petted the happy-looking Shushu, I headed to do the paperwork. There are difficult things to do, but my days are fulfilling.
I sent my thoughts to my friend who gave me this happiness.
(For the sake of my peace of mind, please do something about Shiva as soon as possible.)
And then gratitude.
(Thank you very much. I'm glad to have met you.)
After gazing at the distant sky, I headed for the paperwork.
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