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Shane Wars: The Boomer Strikes Back
🕑 Added 2025-11-07 02:04:21 +0000 UTC[Early Access]
Hello Patrons,
We filmed this one a few weeks back and it got delayed due to everything going on. This is the exciting next chapter in the ongoing saga: SHANE WARS. Shane Dowling has struck back with damning evidence of Jordan's misdeeds... by once again misinterpreting outdated mainstream media articles and making stuff up.
If you missed any of the earlier video responses we've made about Shane have a look at the Youtube page.
We're still working a lot of stuff out behind the scenes and don't have many updates for you at this time. One big piece of news though in case you missed it, look up what happened with the head of Four Corners.
Thank you all so much for your support during this time, we don't know where we'd be without all of you. Without the patrons we couldn't do this dangerous work and take the time to figure things out behind the scenes. We'll be back with another early video next week, likely a comedy video. Sound off in the comments if you want to see Warhammer confess your sins sooner rather than later!
We'll be back!
The FJ Crew
Comments
Imogen IB
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Gui Clover
This is what Joe Rogan should be! (Before he actually starting making *some* sense)
Mamabee & DadAussie
Can we PLEASE get some more Round the Twist references in the future!
ELON Fan
And that one bit that will be like 40x speed
ELON Fan
This patreon has boomed. Thanks to Charlie (penguinz0)
Rick'
Maybe the Liberals have Shane on payroll and his only task is to keep Jordan distracted from other things.
Karin Stokes
I'm amused to see you wearing the Kangaroo Court of Oz merch. I bought Shane's book, got about 10 pages in and now use it as a door stop as it is so dense. AND, whilst I'm bitchin', I know you know he's not a Boomer, but until you come up with a catchy single word for X-generation (X-er or X-ite perhaps?) I guess I'll just have to sigh and let it pass.
ching hamburger
See if you can slow the video down with the playback speed. It should slow it down to an understandable ramblings
Stephen Crane
Shane Dishrag Dowling. He is to journalism what Humphrey B Bear was to cardiothoracic surgery.
John Winkelbach
I might be a bit stupid but 2x is a bit to fast for me, I can't make half the words out. ESL here so not only not Australian but not even one of the other, inferior, english speaking countries. I know it's rumbling anyway but still. A biiiiit too fast.
Dan S
Can't wait to speed up that Shane segment when this gets uploaded to YT so i can listen to it at x4 speed
DMK
How does Shane keep making videos - he has no information to deliver (he actively makes listeners dumber) and delivers his trash so badly.
DMK
I heard that Jordan Shanks is actually an undercover North Korea spy who moonlights as big foot and a UFO. It is just what I heard and I haven't seen Jordies deny it.
Alex Isaac
Harold gribble. Love it.
John Smith
I love a good video on Shane. He really brings it on himself.
julie-anne brett
try again, plain jealous. I thought that I had gotten rid of this bloody spell-check thing.
julie-anne brett
I wish I'd matched it. Has it occurred to anyone that 'Stoopid Shane' is just plane jealous of Rudd, Jordan, and anyone else who just happens to functionally literate in one or more languages?
julie-anne brett
Isn't 'Imbecile Shane' a wanted criminal, or did he make that up as a futile attempt to garner sympathy?
Korey Connor
Warhammer confess your sins? Oh god yes, also, Redditors confess your sins would be just another way to laugh at incels... 😂
Thomas
I wouldn’t mind the Warhammer video coming out sooner. Also, “It’s important we hold our teams to the highest editorial standards,” an ABC spokesperson said. “We won’t comment further while this process is under way.” AND “the ABC has stressed there is no suggestion the resignation is related to the probe.” Scum.
Alex Isaac
He did another video this week Linking albo and Jordan to the childcare working with children checks failing now too. But Jordan is still touring so it can't be that unsafe?
Ly Tong
You're playing Shane slightly too fast. Very hard to wank to.
Alex Isaac
He has linked Jordan to any pdf issue lately
George
Where do we respond for Warhammer confess your sins? Shit I have some stories. I used to play competitively.
Nathan Croucher
i dont mind the guy, he's not the real enemy. kick up.
Sam
He's punched blokes in the mouth for saying that
Jared Nastasi
ATP I wouldn’t be surprised if bob katter went to the island
Veledris
I'm so happy we have a new boomer to bully since Gary fell off
Friendlyjordies
Oh, and in response to the Kevin Rudd teaser in this video here's the big scoop. We actually don't have a record of how much he put towards the legal fund but we think it was $1,000.
