Darling Snarl
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Clean Break (free version)
🕑 Added 2025-07-03 19:47:22 +0000 UTCI had a lot of trouble coming up with the name of the conditioner brand. The first thing I came up with was “ConditionHER” which I was pretty proud of. Cut to me looking it up just in case, and finding out that it already exists. Fuck. Head Mistress? Already a brand. Curl Boss? That too. There are so many! Does every tenth person on earth have their own shampoo brand? At this point I wouldn’t be surprised if there was a shampoo called “Untitled” actually, let me look that up.
Fuck.
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Zack Wags
Why is it so complicated? You put it in your hair. Really love the QR code works. Manwösh really seems like the better option. It is convenient to have a degreaser handy after you are working on cars all day. Glad someone simplified the flavors too, and didn't complicate it by calling it a cent. Barbecue is great, but my go to flavor is Gunpowder good for all occasions. The last scent is best for clubbing, it attracts my kinda ladies, who are into facials.
