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SSS-Class Dimensional Group Chat Ch. 1 (Multiple Fandoms)
🕑 Added 2024-07-23 06:11:04 +0000 UTC[Congratulations! You are the winner of the reincarnation lottery! You have been granted the Dimensional Group Chat (SSS) as your reincarnator's privilege! Welcome to your second life, Administrator.]
"What the...?"
[Administrator has been gifted Welcome Package (S).]
Rowan Prince, a completely ordinary eighteen-year-old, woke up lying on a small, stiff mattress. He shot to his feet as he came to his senses and found himself in a strange foreign space.
Floating in the air in front of him was a glowing text box, straight out of a video game.
[Inviting participants to the Dimensional Group Chat!]
[Girl Who Knows has joined the chat!]
[Unwilling Chosen One has joined the chat!]
[Daddy Issues has joined the chat!]
[Ghost Kitty has joined the chat!]
[Lustful Kunoichi has joined the chat!]
[Dragon Goddess has joined the chat!]
[Girl Who Knows: Hello? What is this? How strange... Why didn't I see this coming?]
[Unwilling Chosen One: Oh, perfect. Of course, I can't have even one normal year without something strange happening to me. What on Earth is this magic?]
[Daddy Issues: An interface? Some sort of communications network?]
[Daddy Issues: What!? Why is my name Daddy Issues!? I do not have daddy issues! My so-called father is a tyrant who seeks to destroy half of all life in the universe! I have no choice but to fight against him!]
[Ghost Kitty: I don't know. Looks pretty accurate to me, kiddo~]
[Ghost Kitty: Shit. Ghost Kitty? Really? Who made this thing?]
[Daddy Issues: I'm not a child! Do not insult me, stranger!]
[Ghost Kitty: Hahaha. You seem like you'll be fun, nyaa~]
[Unwilling Chosen One: You're a ghost? We have ghosts at my school, but I've never heard of an animal ghost before. Then again, I never did pay attention to something like that. Did Sir Nicholas have a horse? Do all the members of the headless hunt have ghost horses? I wonder if Mrs. Norris can become a ghost...]
[Ghost Kitty: I'm not actually a cat.]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Then why are you called Ghost Kitty? You didn't say anything about not being a ghost... Are ghosts real!?]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Wait! What!? I'm not lustful! I'm a virgin!]
[Ghost Kitty: So am I, but that doesn't stop us from, you know, having eyes and overactive imaginations. Are you sure there aren't any young men around that make you feel all tingly inside?]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Hmph! Nonsense! I haven't had a crush on anyone since Sasuke left the village! There are only gross boys with no sense of personal hygiene around me. Even my sensei is a chronic smoker with the worst facial hair!]
[Ghost Kitty: I feel that, sister. Between that annoying bastard, the brats, and the old man I'm seriously lacking eye candy around here, too. I wonder what those kids are up to these days~]
[Girl Who Knows: Do any of you know what this thing is? A weird floating screen just appeared... I can control it with my mind, even sending this message with nothing but a thought. How strange. I should tell Carlisle about this.]
Huh, these girls were certainly interesting, to say the least. If they were sending these messages with their minds, it made sense that they may let some sensitive information slip. They weren't exactly hiding their identities.
Rowan was pretty sure he knew all of them just based on that flood of initial messages, but he couldn't believe it. As far as he knew, they were all fictional characters. Then again, he had died once already. Who's to say what was possible? He sent his own message before the girls could go too far off the rails. Good thing he'd always been good at public speaking.
[Administrator: Hello, everyone. My name is Rowan Prince. I'm the administrator of this group chat. Those of us in this chat are all from different universes. Normally, we would never have the opportunity to interact, but this chat connects us beyond the boundaries of our native realities. The chat comes with a few perks, like the random draw and system store.]
[Unwilling Chosen One: Different universes? Hermione mentioned some books she'd been reading on the multiverse, but it was all theoretical.]
[Ghost Kitty: Hmm... If you're telling the truth, then something is very wrong. This shouldn't be possible. My universe should be sealed off. The barriers are supposed to be impenetrable.]
[Girl Who Knows: Oh! How interesting! I've talked with my family about the possibility of alternate timelines or parallel worlds, but they don't really understand what I'm talking about. They can't see like I can, though that's probably not fair. I've never met anybody else who can. My family is great, but they aren't the most openminded people, which is hilarious considering-]
[Girl Who Knows: Woops! Sorry, I'm rambling. It's been so long since anything new has happened and I'm just so excited!]
[Administrator: Don't worry about it. I'm excited about all this as well. I entered the group chat at the same time as all of you.]
[Ghost Kitty: So you don't really know what you're doing either, nyaa~]
[Administrator: It's fairly intuitive and there's a tutorial button in the menu selection. Anyone who can work a smartphone should be able to figure this out.]
[Daddy Issues: What is a smartphone?]
[Lustful Kunoichi: No clue.]
[Unwilling Chosen One: I know what a phone is, but I've never heard of a 'smart' phone. Then again, I barely know anything about muggles these days.]
[Girl Who Knows: Huh, some of you don't know about smartphones? Other universes must be a lot different.]
[Administrator: As far as I can tell, not everyone is even from Earth.]
[Unwilling Chosen One: What do you mean!? Is there life on other planets? Are aliens real?]
[Girl Who Knows: Aliens!]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Aliens don't exist.]
[Daddy Issues: From your limited perspective, I could be considered an 'alien'.]
[Girl Who Knows: What!? Oh my god!]
[Unwilling Chosen One: Cool!]
[Administrator: I think you'll find that pretty much anything you can imagine exists in a multiverse of infinite possibilities. If you have even a drop of Senju, Uzumaki, Hyuga, or Uchiha blood, you're technically part alien. Odds are, you're a little less human than you thought, little kunoichi.]
[Lustful Kunoichi: !!!]
Huh, you can send messages with no words? She probably has a Senju ancestor and is freaking out. If Rowan remembered correctly, quite a few members of the Senju clan married into other clans in Konoha to promote unity between former enemies through bonds of blood, further strengthening the bonds of the village.
[Unwilling Chosen One: You'd get along with Hermione. Hmm... I wonder if there are universes where my parents are alive? Oh! Maybe there are universes where I'm a boy! That would be crazy. What would those worlds be like?]
[Administrator: You're not a boy?]
[Unwilling Chosen One: Of course not! Why would you think I'm a boy?]
Not Harry Potter, then. Maybe Violet? Rose? Harriet?
[Administrator: Hmm. We'll go over that mess later. Everyone's probably going to be quite surprised.]
Rowan wasn't going to break the news that he knew about them from a bunch of fictional stories just quite yet. They probably wouldn't be very happy that an entire world knew such intimate details about them. He knew he wouldn't be.
For now, Rowan decided to open his gift from the system.
[Administrator opened Welcome Package (S).]
[Rewards: 10,000 points, 10 Free Random Draws]
[Initializing random draw... First draw bonus: Luck increased by 500%...]
[Rewards: Infinite USP-S (C), Granola Bar (F) x2, Hashirama Senju Character Card (SS), Zanpakuto (A), Heavenly Raiment (A), Frieren Summoning Card (S), Aged Wine (E), Glacial Water Flask (D), Hiraishin No Jutsu (A)]
Nice. Having granola bars on hand was always a must. Malnourishment is the enemy of a strong body. The other stuff looked interesting, too, but it was nice to know the system could help him with necessities if he was in dire straits.
Stranded in an empty void dimension? No problem, the system can hook you up with everything and anything, from food to deadly weapons!
[Infinite USP-S (C): A silenced pistol with infinite ammunition. No reloading required. 100 points in store.]
[Granola Bar (F): A healthy, balanced snack. Nutrient dense. Can replace meals in a pinch. 1 point in store.]
[Hashirama Senju Character Card (SS): Grants user the abilities and memories of Hashirama Senju.]
[Zanpakuto (A): A powerful blade. Once synchronized with the user, it can bring out the potential hidden within the soul. Awakens the user's reiatsu. 10,000 points in store.]
[Heavenly Raiment (A): An ancient artifact that can transform into any outfit. Durable and self-repairing. 5500 points in store.]
Ah, thank goodness. Rowan wouldn't need to worry about popping up somewhere completely nude. Not that he was ashamed of nudity in any way. His new body was a perfect ten out of ten and he wasn't afraid to show it off.
He was sure he could find some cheap clothes in the system store if he really needed something to wear. It was going to take some time to get used to having an ability that can do nearly anything so long as you have enough points to spend.
[Frieren Summoning Card (S): Summons 'Frieren' as a permanent companion.]
One of the draws was... a person? How did that work? Was she just ripped away from her world to become a slave to Rowan's will? Oh, well. Nothing he can do about it, anyways. He was just along for the ride at this point. He was a master at going with the flow. Easy breezy, baby.
Additionally, the Summoning Cards and Character Cards didn't have store prices. Most likely, Rowan would only be able to receive them from random draws.
[Aged Wine (E): A classic French vintage. Aged eighty years. 5 points in store.]
[Glacial Water Flask (D): A flask connected directly to the source of the purest glacial stream. 25 points in store.]
That was the best reward yet. Infinite crisp and clean water? What he wouldn't have given to have that in his past life. Absolutely nothing beats a perfect glass of water. Except maybe sex. Say what you will, at least Rowan had his priorities.
[Hiraishin No Jutsu (A): Grants user the pinnacle of skill in using the Flying Thunder God Technique. 8000 points in store.]
[Ghost Kitty: A Zanpakuto? What kind of rewards are these?]
The rewards were seen by the chat? Well, that could be both good and bad.
This system was more complicated than he was expecting. It was a good thing there was practically a step-by-step guide that he could refer to while he was learning how to use everything. Being the chat's administrator came with many privileges.
[Administrator: From what I can see in the system tutorial, we can exchange 1000 points for ten random draws, or you can save points to purchase things from your native dimensions through the store. I'm currently a little homeless, from a dimensional standpoint. I'm also not quite as limited and I can access rewards from all dimensions connected to the chat. As an example, I just received a Zanpakuto from Ghost Kitty's world and two very overpowered rewards from Lustful Kunoichi's village.]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Nope! Hold on just a minute! I can't believe it! I refuse to believe this is real! There's no way some stupid floating screen can give someone the powers of the First Hokage!]
Rowan accepted the rewards through the system, the physical items popping into existence in his inventory while the skills, memories, and techniques assimilated into his mind. He felt his body becoming stronger to an unbelievable degree in real time. The difference between his normal human body and Hashirama's Sage physique was like comparing a pebble to the moon.
He kept the Frieren Summoning Card (S) in his inventory because he wasn't ready to deal with summoning a whole person across dimensions quite yet.
[Administrator: Sorry to break it to you, but it's just as broken and overpowered as it sounds. I have Hashirama's abilities and memories now. Let me tell ya, that guy lived a crazy life. He died way younger than I was expecting, too, but then again, he was a ninja. Kind of par for the course for that lot. At least Mito was a spitfire. I'm a little surprised I inherited all the memories, but I'm not complaining.]
[Lustful Kunoichi: Gross! Pervert.]
[Ghost Kitty: Heh~ The Administrator is a healthy young man, indeed.]
[Administrator: Hey, don't blame me. I've got decades of memories of that woman. It's the chat's fault, not mine.]
[Girl Who Knows: Hey! I've got a welcome package in my inventory too! Dimensional storage! It's like a video game! So cool! Let's see what I get!]
Rowan had a feeling they were going to be in for a wild ride.
