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Early Valentine Delivery is Open!
🕑 Added 2023-01-24 17:00:05 +0000 UTCGood morning Blackbirds!
Early Valentine Delivery is open!
As discussed in this post, it is unlikely that your February deliveries will make it to you in time to be used as Valentine‘s gifts on February 14th. To remedy this for folks who would like to do so, I am opening 50 slots for an experiment: Early Valentine Delivery.
By purchasing the above listing, your February delivery will be shipped early: Tomorrow morning, on January 25th, with nearly three full weeks until Valentine’s Day.
This listing is for early shipping. It is unrelated to the cost of your actual delivery, which you will fulfill with your Patreon pledge on February 1st.
1. To participate, you must be a Crow Collector or Raven Dandy at the time of purchase, and you must remain in your tier until your February Patreon payment is processed.
2. You must include your Patreon name in the comments of your purchase. If you don’t, you risk delayed shipping at best and having your order cancelled at worst.
3. If your February Delivery does not arrive on February 14th or earlier, contact me on Etsy and I will refund the purchase of the ”Patron-Only Early Valentine Delivery”.
4. If you are an international patron and your delivery often takes 3 weeks or longer to arrive, please exercise best judgement before purchasing, and do not purchase if you consider it unlikely to reach you in less than 3 weeks. I can take this delivery to the post office as promptly as possible but I cannot affect what happens to it after that.
Lastly: This experiment requires trust in my patrons, because it means I will be shipping your deliveries before you have actually paid for them. I do trust this merry little band. ♥️ But just in case there are any postcard bandits hiding among us: If you purchase this listing without following through on your pledge (aside from reasons outside your control), you will be both banned from this Patreon as well as hunted down and blocked wherever I can find you.
Your Society President, Penpal-in-Chief, and Generous but Cutthroat Mailman, Marlowe Lune
