Merch — are we actually doing it lmao (multiple option voting)
🕑 Added 2023-06-03 18:25:05 +0000 UTCLife is short and we will all soon die. We're making FutaDomWorld merch.
Inexplicably, the stuffed plushie producers don't want to make colossal cutesy penis toys for us, so for the time being, we're thinking a limited run of t-shirts.
We have a few ideas, but it's hard to hit the intersection of "this represents FutaDomWorld" and "I could wear this in public without fearing the scorn of my peers".
We've considered some minimalist options, akin to the ahegao, but perhaps with Mallory?

Or something more steganographic, recognizable only to a futadomworld player, such as the Empire Crest,

But idk man no one would recognize that, and anyone who saw it would think you were repping the Shrine Of The Silver Monkey or something.
Perhaps some kind of ultraminimalist glyph, akin to Loss;

But does that look good on a t-shirt? Would you wear that?
Maybe something wordy and kinda cerebral;

...but what would we even say? Anything including the word "futa" is probably too spicy to wear outside, and we do not, at the moment, have any kind of meetups.
Is this plan doomed? Do you have an absolute hot-shit idea that will connect with our cultured dickgirl enthusiasts like a piston rod, yet sail unrecognized over the heads of the smoothbrain normie masses? And/or, are we too pessimistic about what shirts you'd be willing to wear?
Please enlighten us. This game has been my constant companion for years. I want to wear a FutaDomWorld t-shirt and giggle in the mirror.
Vote below,
Sacha
Comments
Gold Yard
As a pro Domme, I want more decor type items instead of just apparel
PaulKrawitz
Mother's Morning Pee... uhh TEA... tea...
FutaDomWorld
We're sending back the first plushies because they did not look good!
Samu 2000
i would wear a shirt from futadom EMPIRE
Oysterhead
you should go for quality stuff though, I don't mind paying a bit extra, I want it to last
TearsOfAHereic
ooh yea fully agree anything with shauna would be amazing
Oysterhead
I would defintitly buy a a Mother's Morning Tea shirt, or any Steganographic tee
FutaDomWorld
ROCK OUT W.Y.C.O.
FutaDomWorld
I like it
Greyson
Or even just her being like "I like to rock out..."
Greyson
Rye (the face of FDW) should be on a shirt giving the devil horns pose with her hands and her tongue sticking out with one eye winking and the text should simply say "Rock Out" with the implications being "with your cock out"
Skyler
I was a hoodie would be great
K
Y’all already know I want sallies tank top!
Mace1980
What about mini Figures of The Game Characters
Joe Allen
Have you considered posters of the romanceable girls? I would love one of Shauna!
T@mmy Widdershins
I would be down for a shirt with just a hibiscus flower logo, too. Subtle, but recognizable.
FutaDomWorld
whoa
Sheridan Salyer
"BOUND MALE" in bold letters or " I went to Goddess Day and all I got is this stupid shirt." (Alternate male variant of ... And all I have left is...)
Subspacespartan
MREA badge, on its own or as part of a uniform print style shirt could work 😜
Subspacespartan
People walk around with Sriracha shirts too... I can't remember the name of the sauce you can use in the scene with Rye, but maybe could do something with that too
Subspacespartan
Not making the "Mother's Morning Tea" shirt would be a crime