Commentary - Who's the Best Soldier?

J. B.

God has a hard-on for Marines because we kill everything we see. He plays his games, we play ours. And in exchange for such great power, we keep Heaven packed with fresh souls. Marines die, that's what we do. But the Marine Corps lives forever, so that means that you live forever.

Big man

Haha was just about to comment that

Peter

Iconic cig flick

Nils Nilsson

Eskimo pussy is from Full Metal Jacket ffs Kenny...

AvA Lynn

I always get excited to see more cummentary after yous finished the episode🔥 I like listening to you both talking about things

Wilson Wilhoit

He says in the cummentary "How do they come up with that? That's what all the soldier shit is about, eating pussy"

Check out "Dirty Sanchez" its like the UK version of jackass. They did some wild shit. Drinking liposuction fat freshly sucked out of their fat friend, cutting off a finger tip and drinking cum to name a few.

Rick

You didn't come up with "Eskimo pussy is mighty cold" Kenny. It's a line from Full Metal Jacket. So is the soap in the sock.

C Varvis

Corporal Francis is great

Mark

Love the Cummentaries, keep em coming Kenneth!

Edan Smith

My first time on Patreon! Can’t wait to catch up on all the cummentaries that aren’t on YouTube

Josh Neilson

Kenny I love these cummentaries and the background stories are absolute gold. But while you are watching and have a story to tell, I would love it if you could pause the video for a bit to tell the story! You do it when you have something long to share, but if you did it more often it would allow you more time to tell your story. Much love 😁

kjul

Hi Kenny, have you seen the video from Gavin McInnes calling you out? So weird lol, any comment on that? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHe8bRqnCvU

Gehtdich Nichtsan

We need a Cummentary on the Bible Episode!!

Andreas Mann

he's a jew, he can't help it

Inspector Bloor

So Kenny used his jewish family ties between the Israeli and canadian governments to acquire dubious credentials, which allowed him to take the photos that he used to grift the Canadian government for 6 figures worth of maplebucks. Said grift was facilitated by another jew. The grift money was used to seed the joy that is KvS today. If KvS wasn’t so damn funny I would say that sort of activity calls for a gas chamberin’. Good shit Kenman

Mark

Another classic, love this one

Michael Myers

You are a big part of the reason why im so funny. I watch south park, KvS and other shows and you guys are on top of why im inspired to do comedy

Spenny's Grandsonson

All trolling aside we would all resort to cannibalism if we were stranded on an island with spenny. He is a total weirdo while kenny seems like a cool Friend to have

Jackie Miner

I gotta say, Solider is one of my all time favorites. Just for the ending where Corporal Francis says if he had to choose, he'd take Kenny into battle cause "he's crazier than shit"

not jackiechan

let me just remove the bars of soap in my socks first so i can put them on

I fuckin love these cummentaries! I'd like to see you pause or even rewind the episode occasionally to talk/discuss stuff further if needed.

Spenny's Grandsonson

Yup spenny was a nazi so makes sense the WW2 flashbacks you see him

Am i super high or does the soldier in the old video of soldiers marching look like spenny? its right after the general tell kenny to get it right when making him do pushups

Spenny's Grandsonson

did you see the creator editing this trailer works is black? spenny is a racist thats why he doesnt sit down with kenny to do commentaries !

Spenny's Grandsonson

I agree he needs more live streams and not with my bitch grandpa because he doesnt answer the tough question

Reza

Hey Kenny if you see this maybe a Q&A segment would be a solution to not having much to say due to you guys enjoying the episode? Someone could source the most upvoted questions on reddit or patreon when you announce a new cummentary. Regardless these are amazing, thank you so much for the new KVS content!

Spenny's Grandsonson

Anyone notice the editor is black? Now we know why that racist piece of shit spenny refuses to sit down and do a commentary with Kenny! Cancel grandpapa now!

Soldier is probably my favourite episode of them all, mostly because of how hard Spenny tries but the corporal sees right through him.

Justin Trudeau

Spenny such a jew he won't do cummentary's

Spenny's Grandsonson

ya seeing grandpa get thrown up on by the crew was pure gold the only thing that would have been better is if it was strangers

Marco

Sebby has had great ideas. Solider is one of my fucking favorites.

Leif H

Biggest Balls was the episode with the unused tiger footage. Needs to be shared. Inbred shit covered caged animal.

Spenny's Grandsonson

Grandpa tried he said no professionals

jessica

Fucking amazing, I love hearing about your life experiences and your journey. Kenny v spenny was definitely its own show and one of the greatest shows ever. This is why you need to bring it back like a phoenix rising from the ashes. Thank you, Kenny for entertaining us still after so many years

Inti

@Kenny the Special Olympics are held here in Berlin, people with intellectual disabilities and other developmental disabilities compete against each other, why doesn't spenny compete for canada?