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🕑 Added 2025-03-04 22:27:13 +0000 UTCLady at the check asked how I was doing today... "How the fuck do you think? I've got a 5 alarm fire at my house so can you hurry it the fuck up please?"
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Leileimau5
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Chent
Sure hope that was a joke, but if not, I sure hope you where able to put that shit out. I used to work at a cleaning company, and one time we had to like clean a house where they had like a fire in a lamp, and they used the dry powder ABC one to put it out. We had to rub this huge house from floor to ceiling in all rooms of the house, even if they just used a few puffs of it. Like all their shit was covered in that fine sticky dust. Sure hope you got some of those Co2 ones for your electrical rooms and just messing around, as they do not leave any residue.
emmau5
This looks like my boot (trunk??). But then I do carry radioactive materials for work lol.
Zannette
lol, funny stuff here!
Possiblecanadian
Too much car booty.
deadmau5
My stupid ass bought an Escalade that BARELY fits in my garage so I need to do the tennis ball string thing so I can get its fat ass all the way in and also not smash the steps to the garage entry door.
Possiblecanadian
Wait what are the tennis balls for
Possiblecanadian
ππ your sense of humor is very refreshing. Gotta have those around when you're playing with flamethrowers anyways.
Richard G
OMGβ¦dyingβ¦.id probably respond the same way, because I am a chaos gremlin. So good.
