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Is the MAGA Coalition Falling Apart?
EARLY ACCESSRELEASE THE FILES!!! This week the HITO men talk about the deluge of Epstein information, the Epstein files vote, Trump’s affordability tour, and Eric Adams in Israel.Seen on this episode:Trump’s Epstein gambit -https://www.nbcnews.com/politics/trump-administration/trump-says-house-r...
Trump: That Dog That Hasn’t Barked
EARLY ACCESSWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!!! Fresh off the heels of the government shutdown, a new Epstein BOMBSHELL dropped, and the HITO MEN gathered to discuss the implications. They also highlight some pardons Trump tried to push through under the cover of darkness.Seen on this episode:Epstein retur...
Democrats Caved for No Reason Whatsoever
EARLY ACCESSYOU DONT HATE MODERATE DEMOCRATS ENOUGH!! The men lament about the complete and total lack of backbones in centrist Democrats, their failure to secure anything meaningful in the government shutdown fight, and the inability of Chuck Schumer to lead his party. They also touch on Trump'...
Zohran “Mamdillion Votes” Mamdani & the Blue Wave
EARLY ACCESSONE MAMDILLION VOTES!! The HITO men breakdown the absolute blue wave that was Tuesday night's elections: from Zohran Mamdani to Abigail Spanberger, to JAY JONES SOMEHOW WINNING. No stone goes unturned, and no angle unlooked at in this scathing election analysis.New substack: headinth...
An update from your (real) friends at Head in the Office
Hi folks! I hope those of you that receive postcards are enjoying them... next one in December! The update we bring today is the beginning of our substack newsletter, aptly titled Tertiary News. All patrons will be automatically added (you can immediately unsubscribe if you don't want it!) and a...
The Longest Government Shutdown Ever (Again)
EARLY ACCESS!PREMIUMS UP 1,000,000%! The HITO MEN talk about the many effects of the government shutdown, SNAP benefits paying out at 50%, Kat Abughazaleh getting hit with a felony for ICE protests, genocide in Sudan, and updates on the Venezuela “drug boat” situation. Seen on this episode:SNAP ...
Election Controversies & Fixing Our Electoral System
EARLY ACCESSThe boys break down the latest in major US elections, ranging from islamophobic attacks on Zohran Mamdani, to Graham Platner's tattoo, to Kamala Harris's inevitable run for president in 2028. Later, the boys are joined by Joe Spaulding from Rank MI Vote to discuss the initiative ...
Trump 2.0: Bribes & Bread Lines
EARLY ACCESSTHEY'RE CALLING IT THE MOST CORRUPT ADMINISTRATION EVER! The HITO men talk about the various instances of Trump's public corruption, SNAP benefits running dry amid the government shutdown, and our possible war with Venezuela.Seen on this episode:Shutdown/SNAP preparing to not pay...
How Wealth Corrupts Democracy with Christy McGillivray
EARLY ACCESSThe boys are joined by Christy McGillivray, the Executive Director of Voters Not Politicians, to discuss the Michiganders for Money Out of Politics ballot petition, the hostility of wealth to democracy, the "dark enlightenment" and Peter Thiel, and much more. If you want to suppo...
No Kings & the Edgelord Vote
EARLY ACCESSTHEY FREED MY MAN GEORGE! The HITO men talk about No Kings, Trump commuting George Santos’s prison sentence, the ever-shaky Gaza “ceasefire” deal, Mallory McMorrow’s M4A woes, and the Graham Platner apology.Seen on this episode:George Santos is FREE!! - https://www.politico.com/n...
The “Young” Republican Group Chat leak of 2025
EARLY ACCESSTHE GROUP CHAT GOT LEAKED!!! The HITO men talk about a massive group chat leak from members of the “Young” Republican organization, the continuing government shutdown, SCOTUS looking to further gut the Voting Rights Act, and updates from the shaky Gaza ceasefire situation.Seen on thi...
Fascists Desperately Trying to Aura Farm (and Failing Miserably)
EARLY ACCESSICE HAS NO AURA!The HITO men talk about the escalations in ICE’s Chicago operation, the continued government shutdown, and the Gaza ceasefire and its possibly shaky ground.Upcoming events:Michigan sociological association conference, WSU, 10/18 (registration required) https://www.michi...
ICE Escalates & Trump’s Shutdown Continues
EARLY ACCESSICE is still in Chicago, the government is still shut down, Mallory McMorrow is still worse than Abdul El-Sayed, the Gaza ceasefire is still developing, AND THE HITO MEN ARE HERE TO BREAK IT ALL DOWN.Seen on this episode:ICE still in Chicago - https://www.cbsnews.com/chicago/live-updates...
ICE Invades Chicago & Trump’s Bidenization
EARLY ACCESSCorrection: 45% of shutdown days since Bill Clinton are attributed to Trump.The boys discuss the escalations with the National Guard and ICE in Chicago and Portland, the Bidenification of Trump, and the current government shutdown.Upcoming events:Michigan sociological association confere...
Republicans Shutdown the Government
EARLY ACCESSThe boys talk about the current government shutdown, what it means, and how Trump is weaponizing it. They also touch on a new national security memo that basically targets anyone Trump wants, Pete Kegseth’s TedX talk he forced every general to watch, and the latest ceasefire deal propo...
Review: 107 Days by Kamala Harris
EARLY ACCESSHITO BOOK CLUB RETURNS with a critical review of Kamala Harris’s new book 107 Days, detailing her journey during the shortest campaign in modern American history. There's A LOT to talk in these pages, and the HITO MEN leave no quote unread. They dive into how unfairly Harris was tr...
POLL: Head in the Office Substack
As we ponder new ways of expanding the HITO brand, one idea we've been developing is a Head in the Office Substack, where we would write about news or ongoing debates in long-form prose (likely behind a $3/month paywall or something like that).Of course, we would only want to invest this time if...
Everything is Communism, Apparently
EARLY ACCESSI HATE LIVING THROUGH HISTORY. The men offer a preview of the 107 Days review, break down about the looming government shutdown, discuss the attack on an ICE facility that left one detainee dead and 2 injured, lament the Tylenol & autism announcement, and shed a tear over the untimely an...
Late Night Comedians & Loser Liberal Think Tanks
EARLY ACCESSWE MISS ONE SHOW AND FREE SPEECH IS GONE! The HITO men return to discuss the conservative assault on late night comedy (lame), 250 STATE legislators taking a trip to Israel during a genocide (evil), and a new Democratic think tank that has a bold plan for the future (transphobia).Upcomin...
Goal Reached & Postcard Reminders
We have reached yet another goal, and we can't thank you enough!This means that there will be a FREE and uniquely designed STICKER included with your postcard every two months. Speaking of, be sure to sign up for the postcard program if you haven't already. Remember, this is a reward for tho...
All Roads Lead to Cuomo
EARLY ACCESSThe men discuss updates in the Charlie Kirk assassination story, STATEWATCH makes a return with Ken Paxton and the Michigan Senate race, Brian Mast introduces a thought police bill, and Trump eases up on the rumored Chicago crackdown.Seen on this episode:Brief update on Kirk - https://ww...
The Violence of American Politics
EARLY ACCESSThe boys wearily convene to discuss the assassination of Charlie Kirk, Epstein's birthday book, SCOTUS allowing ICE to racially profile, and Israel being a menace to everyone around them.BE CHILL!Seen on this episode:Charlie Kirk & the discourse - https://www.nytimes.com/live/2025/09...
RFK Jr. & the Erosion of Public Trust
GOODBYE MODERN MEDICINE, HELLO WHAT SOME GUY THINKS. The men talk about the absolute state of the CDC at the hands of RFK Jr., the economy being down bigly, Trump being an FBI informant on the Epstein case, and Eric Adams not taking the job with the Trump administration.Seen on this episode:The econ...
Epstein & Trump were Lowkey Besties
EARLY ACCESSRELEASE THE FILES! On today's unbelievable episode, the men discuss Trump's imminent National Guard deployment to Chicago, the GOP infighting over the release of the Epstein files, and Trump's strange obsession with Venezuela.Seen on this episode:Chicago occupation coming soo...
They Can't Keep Getting Away with This
EARLY ACCESSThe boys break down the state of trans healthcare in Trump 2.0, an Israeli cybersecurity official doing ineffable evil in Nevada, and how Trump is violating your wallet with tariffs.Seen on this episode:Israeli official arrested on insane charges in US - https://www.aljazeera.com/news/20...
Next early episode delay
Hi folks,We forgot to mention this in the most recent episode (we are professionals I swear), but we will be observing Labor Day here at Head in the Office, so the early drop will come on TUESDAY instead of MONDAY next week. After that, we will get back to regularly scheduled programming. With deep ...
Ritchie Torres & the Faustian Bargain
CITIZENS UNITED AND ITS CONSEQUENCES!The men gather to discuss the Gaza resolutions brought up at the recent DNC meeting, Ritchie Torres on the Adam Friedland show, MAGA communism, Kilmar Abrego-Garcia, and the Minnesota school shooting.Seen on this episode:DNC votes down Gaza resolutions - https://...
The Democratic Party Loves Losing ft. Consultants
EARLY ACCESSThe boys gather to discuss the democratic establishment fighting against the will of its own base with the revocation of Omar Fateh’s endorsement. Also, they dive into Ghislaine Maxwell pandering for a pardon, the IDF’s internal numbers regarding the civilian death toll in Gaza, and ...
The Death of Truth & the Kamala Harris Book Tour
EARLY ACCESSThe men gather to discuss Trump’s various strategies for stealing the next election, a Texas State Representative getting falsely imprisoned by the GOP, updates on the D.C. occupation, an update on the Epstein files, and the new Kamala Harris book tour.Seen on this episode:Trump wants ...
Critical Support to Gavin Newsom
EARLY ACCESSUnfortunately Gavin Newsom locked in… The men discuss the recent developments on the western front of the gerrymandering war, the continued military occupation of DC by the National Guard, INFLATION, and Laura Loomer’s influence on the Trump administration.Note on the Patreon announc...
