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Chapter 232: Audit
🕑 Added 2025-09-06 07:09:04 +0000 UTC“ADAM, ADAM,” Tephe shouted as she ran through Lorelie’s mansion.
“Seems like someone's desperate to see you, you didn't do anything to poor innocent Tephe when you two went back in time, did you?” Roweana asked with a smirk.
“Of course not,” Adam said with a sigh just before Tephe burst into Rowena’s room and said.
“Adam, let’s mate.
”Pardon?” Adam asked in a confused tone.
“Excuse me?” Stacey asked with a raised eyebrow.
“Whoa, I was only joking, did you really claim her chastity?” Rowena said in surprise.
“Let’s go, let’s go, come on, let’s go, mate, right now,” Tephe said insistently as she began to tug on Adam’s arm.
“Whoa, whoa, calm down,” Adam said as he tried to calm the young dragon beauty down while asking, “What’s all this about?”
“I can’t be the oldest,” Tephe said as she continued to try and tug Adam up from the sofa.
“Oldest what?” Adam asked, confused.
“Oldest virgin.”
“Huh?” Adam asked with even more confusion.
“You can’t be serious,” Stacey said as she ran a hand over her face in exasperation.
“Hehe, Oh my,” Rowena giggled as she held her hand over her mouth and enjoyed the show.
“What’s that got to do with anything?” Adam asked.
“Revi was teasing me about it. I thought I had one-upped her because she is still a virgin when she’s over two thousand years old, and I’m only just over five hundred. However, apparently it doesn’t work like that for Phoenixes because their bodies, including their virginity, rest after rebirth.”
“Does that count if you still have the same soul and memories as before your rebirth?” Adam asked.
“Well, considering that most women consider vaginal intercourse as losing their virginity, and Empress Revi is rumoured to have not even kissed a guy before. I doubt it counts in this case.” Stacey replied.
“See, she is still the older virgin,” Adam said reassuringly as he stood up and gently rubbed Tephe’s long white hair.
“Are you sure?” Tephe asked hopefully as she enjoyed Adam’s stroking.
"Of course I’m sure, Stacey’s the one who said it, and she’s also a woman.”
“Thanks for noticing,” Stacey replied sarcastically.
“That’s good,” Tephe said as she sighed with relief before thinking of something and saying with bright eyes, “I know.”
“Know wha…” Adam was just in the middle of speaking when he suddenly found his lips covered by Tephe's who clumsily kissed him for a couple of seconds before releasing him.
Stacey and Rowena watched on in shock, too stunned at the sudden turn of events to react.
”There, now I’m even further ahead of Revi,” Tephe proclaimed happily before she dashed out of the room, saying, “I’m going to go tell her.”
However, a second later, she stuck her head around the door frame and said, “By the way, Revi wants some sunglasses.
Adam stood frozen in shock and nodded almost instinctively as Tephe disappeared again until a loud laughter brought him back to reality..
“Hahahaha, Oh my gosh, I can’t get over how innocent she is now,” Rowena said in surprise.
“Yes, and because of this, we need to protect her as she could be easily influenced and corrupted,” Adam said as he sat back down.
“I understand. I will have a word with Pevaphio and make sure she understands.”
“Good.”
“What was all that yelling about!” Lorelie asked as she suddenly came into the room.
“Oh, nothing much, just our boyfriend making out with another woman,” Stacey said as she gave Adam the side eye.
“Excuse me?” Lorelie asked as she narrowed her eyes at Adam before saying, “I’m sure you plan on explaining, right, honey?”
Adam sighed before he went on to explain what had happened.
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Several dozen ships of various sizes led by a capital ship suddenly appeared from FTL above the planet Trillion in the Sandanar Galaxy,
“Set up the security net. Sensor operator, have all ships move into their assigned positions around the planet.” A woman who sat in the main chair of the capital ship's bridge ordered.
“Yes, ma’am.” The sensor operator replied.
“Administrator Ororis, you may proceed.” The woman said to another woman who stood nearby.
“Thank you, Admiral,” Administrator Ororis replied before turning to the communications operator and saying. “Please open a planet-wide communication.”
“Yes, ma’am.”
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Most people on Trillion didn’t notice the moon-sized ship that appeared above the planet because they could not see the sky.
Two of those who couldn’t were Susan and Jessie, who were having a meeting in Jessie’s office in sector eight six six.
So how does the latest batch look?” Jessie asked as she leaned back in her chair with her feet on her desk.
“Pretty good, we can use all but one of the recordings,” Stacey replied as Sue lounged on the couch.
“What’s wrong with the one we can’t use?”
“I’m pretty sure men aren’t going to want a VR porn experience where their dick gets bitten off.”
“Oh, that incident, well, to be fair, the guy did hit our girl and got what he deserved.
If he wanted that sort of sexual experience, he should have told us beforehand, and we would have found him a girl who was into that.
Although I’m sure there’s some weirdos out there that would be interested.”
“That’s true, well, I will send it over with the rest and let you decide if you want to sell it.”
Jessie was about to reply when the console on her desk suddenly activated the holographic screen, automatically surprising the two women.
Jessie’s console wasn’t the only one that did this. All over the planet, inactive consoles suddenly activated their holographic screens, while those with already active holographic screens had the screens change.
Every holographic screen suddenly showed a woman standing on the bridge of a ship who suddenly spoke.
“Citizens of Trillion, I am Administer Rachel Ororis. I have been sent here by Emperor Daniel Terran himself to conduct a planetary audit.
Until the audit is complete, the planet is sealed, and no ships will be allowed to approach or leave the planet without authorisation. Any attempt to do so will have you treated as a suspect character, and the TISF will move to apprehend you. Should you still resist, they are authorised to use lethal force.
For the planetary audit to go as smoothly and quickly as possible, I highly suggest that you all cooperate with the audit and TISF officers.
Any aggressive action made towards audit or TISF officers will have severe repercussions.”
As Administer Rachel Ororis finished speaking, the holographic screen in Jessie's office disappeared.
“Well, shit.” Jessie cursed as she stared at the place where the holographic screen had been.
“A member of the Ororis family, they must be serious to send one of them,” Susan said in shock.
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“Administrator Ororis, we are receiving a communication request from the planet, it appears to be the planet's leader, Lord Dudley.” The communications officer on the capital ship's bridge reported shortly after Rachel finished her planetary address.
“That didn’t take long,” Rachel commented with a smirk before ordering, “Open communications.”
A moment later, the figure of a large man appeared on the viewscreen of the capital ship's bridge.
Terran males were known for their handsomeness and athletic bodies, and it was very rare to meet an overweight Terran. However, the man who appeared on the viewscreen had somehow managed it.
“What is the meaning of this?” the obese man said in anger as soon as the holocall connected.
“I believe you heard my announcement, Lord Dudley,” Rachel replied calmly.
“Of course I heard it, the entire planet heard it, what I want to know is why I wasn’t informed of this audit.”
“The answer to that is quite simple: this is a surprise audit.”
“A surprise? Since when has the emperor started doing surprise audits?”
“He hasn’t, but this is a special case since you have failed to report that your planet's lower levels are entirely run by gangs, even the security personnel down there are gang members, are they not?”
“This is preposterous. What rubbish are you spouting? I will not stand for these false allegations.”
“The fact that you're denying it and that Trillion somehow always avoids … is only proving that you are indeed involved.
Audit and TISF officers will be arriving to take you into custody momentarily before beginning a search and audit of all your belongings, including homes and businesses. I suggest you don’t resist Lord Dudley.”
“You have no authority.”
“I have every authority, my authority comes directly from the emperor, and in doing so, I am representing the emperor in this.
Or could it be that you believe your authority and standing are higher than that of the emperor's, Lord Dudley?” Rachel asked with borrowed eyes.
“No, of course not, I would never.” Lord Dudley said quickly while waving his pudgy hands.
“Very good, then I suggest you assist my auditors in their duties to the best of your abilities, Lord Dudley,” Rachel said before ending the holocall.
Comments
Sinful Cyanide
This scene was fun. Also, not thrilled that Stacey side-eyed the mc in this scene when one of the interpretations of what happened is that Tephe sexually assaulted Adam. Afterall, Adam is not in a relationship with her and at no point did he consent, making the whole thing a bit murky. Then again, men are never taken seriously when it comes to their sexual autonomy, so I guess I'd expect too much from Stacey to respect Adam's.
