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Western Human Contact

🕑 Added 2020-07-10 16:00:10 +0000 UTC

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Kaija

I fricking love the Western Basitin, hope to see them in the webcomics X3

Quite Possibly a Sombrero

The cake was NOT a lie

SCD

They opened the box, hoping it had treasure in it, but it was filled with caramel-coated popcorn instead.

KaiserDunk

Remember the lesson about gift horses...

There's a smaller box, and inside there's an even smaller box, and inside there's a flea, an harmless, little flea. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives ... I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!

Kubulai

"This thing" makes me giggle.

[NoMiddleInitial]

What’s in the box?! WHATS IN THE BOX?!!

Terrifyingboi

Fancy box = (Hopefully) fancy stuff!

Roughlandin

WB1: "So what's in the box? Is it fish hooks? We could really use some new fish hooks. Ooh! Or maybe it's some new kind of exotic spice! That'd liven up dinner for a change." WB2: "Argh! It's just a bunch of yellow rocks!" WB1: "Again!? Why do these mainlanders keep giving us this stuff?" WB2: "I dunno. Can't fish with it. Can't make fire with it. Definitely can't eat it. Poor Artie cracked a molar trying..." WB1: "Maybe it has some kind of cultural significance to them?" WB2: "Who knows! I'll go toss it on the pile with the rest. Maybe we can try trading some of it to the next batch of wanderers for something useful, like arrowheads... or bacon." WB1: "Ha! As if these mainlanders would trade something really valuable like bacon for some shiny rocks!" WB2: "I know, right? I mean, it's bacon! But, hey, A girl can dream. Mmm... Bacony dreams." WB1: "Stahp! Yer makin' me hungry!"