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Yun Ren Interlude Part 2
🕑 Added 2021-07-28 20:20:10 +0000 UTC“Read this scroll well, and comprehend it’s teachings” the fox declared to the boy, as they were seated in the library. “It shall teach you the foundations to this technique.”
Xong Yun Ren nodded. “Thank you, Guardian.” He said appropriately, bowing respectfully. The fox nodded. He should be thankful. The Befuddling Mist of Da Ji wa a powerful technique, probably too powerful for the boy’s current strength, but he did not need to comprehend all of it.
Really, had the loneliness made them soft, to give out such a treasure? Or was it the oddly familiar smell the boy had, like a sibling, or a friend long passed. It was faint, so faint, and barely lurking under the surface. But it still made them think fondly of the boy, for some reason.
The fox shook their head, and eyed the boy as he immediately went to sit down, carefully cracking open the scroll.
“Just that one, boy. Do not read any of the others.” The fox commanded. Yun Ren nodded.
The Guardian hummed, and left him to it, eyes taking in the slight amount of dust in the library.
The fox made a note to repair the wards again. The damn things kept letting dust in.
Yawning, they left, to survey the rest of their domain.
It had been rather a shock, to awaken to a rat slinking through their home.
But a polite one. A polite and stange rat that had woken them up far, far too early, it seemed. And it had been such a wonderful dream too.
The fox shook their head again, driving away the fugue state. What were they doping again? Oh, yes.
The kitchen was dusted. The other seals checked. The grass was still the right length, the marker unblemished by the elements, and Summer’s Sky was...awake?
The fox squinted at the blade, and the faint stirring within the Spirit Blade’s consciousness. Curious, how curious.
There was a twinge from the wards in the library. Oh? That sneaky brat, touching what wasn’t his! Well, their fault for being absent-minded, and telling him to read where there was such temptation!
The fox moved like liquid smoke, their body roiling down the hall and seeping into the library. The Fox pondered on how to deal with this. To appear behind him again? No, that was getting old. The storm of lightning, and howl of fury? That would do.
The Fox twisted through the shelves, ready to catch the sneaky trickster in the act—
Yun Ren hummed to himself, as he put the scroll back. He carefully took the next one off the shelf, examining it for damage, and wiping some of the dust off without damaging it or the seal upon it. It was a task that looked rote. Like he had cleaned scrolls many times before.
But what was he doing? The fox had tasked the boy with reading the scroll, why was he cleaning?
“Boy, what are you doing?” The fox asked. The boy didn’t startle, merely turning to the fox that was suddenly there in the room with him.
Like he was used to things suddenly appearing.
“Meditatin’.” The boy stated, as he took a cloth to the shelves, wiping them until they were clean.
“Medi—what?” The fox asked, baffled.
“Yeah, normally I chop wood. But I didn’t know if ya needed any of that done, so, well, this place was kinda dirty, and I’ve helped out Elder Hong and Meimei clean their house before. Both of em are picky about how you clean scrolls. They’d have my head if I hurt anything.” The boy explained, and he went back to his task.
The fox watched him in utter bewilderment. This was not a technique that required such things. Just who had taught this boy?
“...ya got any lacquer? I can fix this part here, if you want.” The boy asked.
“No, No, I shall attend to that myself. But if you are meditating, that means you have comprehended the Befuddling Mist of Da Ji?” The fox asked. It was extremely fast, his comprehension was truly incredible if he had managed already—
“Nah, not one bit.” He returned easily. “It's confusing. It's written in the Courtly Characters, so I got like.. Half of what it was saying, but what I did get didn’t make any sense. Meditate upon the Room of the Fox Queen? How can I “meditate on and envision” the room of some person I’ve never met, or seen?” The boy grumbled.
He hadn’t comprehended anything at all, had he? Not the basest part of this technique.
He turned back to the fox “So I thought I’d give the whole meditation thing a go before telling you I had no idea what I was doin’.”
The sheer guileless truth. The Guardian bit their tongue. Really? This boy was too amusing! What fool admitted weakness so easily?!
“...who is your master?” The fox asked, curious. Had they taught the boy wrong on purpose as a joke?!
“Don’t got one. Jin taught me how to meditate, and helped me through the whole “breaking stuff” phase, but otherwise?” he shrugged.
That tempered the amusement. No Master. And yet there was no deviation in his Qi, his fondation surprisingly solid. Wandering blindly in the dark, yet striding forward without a care in the world.
How interesting. The fox sniffed at him. The scent of fox, however faint, was upon the boy.
“I see. Well, I have wasted your time. That scroll is useless to you.” The boy startled, confused.
Most men comprehended scrolls. They simply believed this boy would be the same, but it appeared a more hands on effort was required. Perhaps he would be more like a kit than a man?
“Come. Follow me.” They returned to the meadow, the boy following along, confused.
“Now, show me the image you wish to recreate.” Yun Ren shrugged, taking out his abysmal quality crystal. Really, that he was using that at all was strange. An image formed, a city, stretching out below. A giant lake.
The Guardian nodded.
“Now, observe.” They flowed through the motions of the technique. Qi flared.
The wall seemed to bubble and shift, painting it the colours of the image perfectly.
Yun Ren’s gaze was intent.
“Could… could you do that again?” he asked, this time bringing the crystal into position.
The fox indulged him. There were several crystal chimes.
Yun Ren frowned, and moved his feet into position.
“So, that was kind of like… hup, and twist, and then it went all floaty….” he muttered to himself. Staring at the projection of the fox in mid technique.
His hands moved.
Sparks burst out.
“Okay, not hup, prolly more like ha.” He nodded to himself. His feet moved slightly, and his Qi started moving more like it was supposed to.
Slowly, a grin spread across the fox’s face.
More sparks.
How utterly and completely interesting. It had been a while, since the fox had met with a man who learned this way.
The fox watched amused, as the boyu ran through his Hoos, into Harahs, from twists to turns.
The fox watched on.
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Yun Ren sighed, as he sunk into the water. He had found out what was behind the door. An underground spring, with warm water.
Pretty nice of the fox to let him use it, even if they both ate some of Yun Ren’s provisions. The fox was the first person He had met that hadn’t started saying the rice was the best they’d ever tasted. Merely having a single, small bowlful, and declaring it “passable”.
Well, it was a fox. What did it know?
At least the warm waters were soothing his pounding headache. That, and the slight nausea that always came with Qi overuse.
He was completely and utterly exhausted.
When Yun Ren made his request of the fox, it was mostly a shot in the dark. He did want to learn how to do permanent illusions, so that he could permanently project his images. How awesome would it be, to have an entire wall that was a recorded image of the sky, with fluffy clouds, and the perfect blue?
Mostly, it was for himself. But he could not deny a certain sense of pride in his work. If he could more easily show his compositions to others, could he not have his name recorded in history, as a great sculptor or artist? Maybe he could even get one into the Palace at Pale Moon Lake City?
He chuckled at the thought.
“Is the water to your liking, boy?” Yun Ren paused at the voice. While normally slightly growly, to the point where he couldn’t tell if it was a boy or a girl, this was downright sultry.
Yun Ren swallowed thickly and turned. Tales of beautiful foxes seducing men danced in his head.
A voluptuous body. Smooth, creamy skin, as fine as jade. Beautiful, long white hair that looked like it was made out of silk.
The vision of loveliness had one large flaw.
A face that looked nearly exactly like his mother's. They could have been sisters, for the resemblance.
Yun Ren gagged, the enticing vision crumbling into dust.
The fox paused, looking a bit confused. Her eyes narrowed, and she let loose a throaty chuckle as Yun Ren turned his eyes away.
A form pressed up against him. An arm wrapped around his neck, and smooth hard muscle pressed into his side.
“Is this form more to your liking?” A husky male voice asked.
Yun Ren turned back to the fox, his hopes and dreams dead and ruined.
“Not really. Besides, I got a girl I like.” He glared at the man.
The very pretty man, who looked a bit like one of his cousins.
“A man should experience all he can experience in life.” The fox declared conspiratorially waggling his eyebrows.
Yun Ren shoved himself away, scrabbling to the other side of the pool.
The man threw his head back and laughed.
“Ah, forgive me my games, I haven't gotten to play with anybody in a while!” The fox chuckled. “Though I haven’t been rejected quite that out of hand in centuries, I believe! You are the most amusing cultivator, Xong Yun Ren!”
“Glad I’m entertaining.” Yun Ren grumbled, glaring at the perfectly sculpted body.
“Rejoice. My dear companion would have enjoyed your reactions too, if he was alive to see them!” The Fox’s hand went behind him, and he picked up Yun Ren’s recording crystal, examining it closely.
“An interesting use of such a weak crystal, but the craftsmanship leaves much to be desired. You should have complained to whatever sect you purchased this from. Look at this, it's almost like a mortal crafted this piece.” The fox stated, waving Yun Ren’s crystal negligently toward him.
Yun Ren felt strangely defensive about his first purchase.“...because one did? Biyu’s just a normal gal, I’m pretty sure. Her first actual crystal out of her apprenticeship. It wasn’t actually supposed to be sold.”
The fox paused.
“...a mortal made this?” The voice was incredulous.
“Yeah?”
The fox nodded his head, considering. “Biyu… She certainly is a precious stone, is she not?”
Yun Ren smiled at the thought, and of the meal they shared together. The slight blush rising on her cheeks—
“Now, I am sure you have images of your lover, show me her face!” The Fox commanded.
Yun Ren flushed. “She isn’t my lover….” he grumbled. "...yet. hopefully... what am I even talking about this to you?!"
He grumbled, but he never did give up a chance to show off his images.
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Two scenes got stuck in my head, so I wrote them. Yun Ren's training arc, and the scene where Yun Ren accidentally no-sells a Fox's seduction...because they look like his mom.
A bit of filler, it feels a little like, but they amused me, and so hopefully they amuse you.
This hasn't been edited yet, either. The other post will be edited soon
Comments
fbt
well, being amused is kinda the whole point, innit? :)
Aesoir
Speaking of Sun Ne, I can’t wait until he has the realization that the “perfect cut” requires intent for cutting. That a perfectly cut apple peel leaves only skin and no white (for example). That Sun Ne was pulling away from his ideal by simply wanting cuts without proper reason for cutting behind them (thus an understanding of his current state of karma and the true depth of his repentance, however unintentional).
Aesoir
Ooh ooh, now wouldn’t it be cool if Summer Sky was actually Sun Ne’s sister (forged at the same time)? That it wakes up because it senses their Qi? Then sky wants to go with Yu not because it wants to be with him, but to verify Sun Ne’s well being especially if sky views one of the images of the plow!
matthew gilley
The recognition that he is in fact part fox is greatly amusing
Imspinnennetz
Now you make me interested in the prequel to the Beware of Chicken series on the exploits of the Dodgy One and his attempts to scam other cultivators.
Summercat
This amused me greatly
Prent
…I think I’m sensing another isekai cultivator was here in the past, because to me “The Befuddling Mist of Da Ji Wa” sounds an awful lot like the way this world’s natives would interpret “Befuddling Mist of the Dodgy One”
Imspinnennetz
Yun Ren's family is closer to Mongolian culture from my understanding.
Carl Mason
These were enjoyable scenes, though I noticed you Named the fox at one point. Nezhin, like his clan? I hope it eventually comes out, "Oh yeah, I'm staying with my grandfather in the Nezan clan and..." The Fox just looks at him, and then suddenly realizes what he said and catches back up, "wait did you say Nezan clan? Do you have Fox blood in your history?" And a bunch of other stuff and find out his relation and a bunch of other ridiculousness follows. "The ancestral blade, Summer Sky, is awakened. It is awakened for you..." "Um, okay."
Trent Cannon
Honestly I hope he does tell the Fox that they looked almost exactly like his mom. I wanna scene of her trying to figure out if this is a descendant of hers or if it’s just some weird coincidence, or starting to act like his grandmother straight up. It’d be hilarious!
Osamaru Ta
XD One more Yun Ren Chapter! I want to the Fox's reaction to him hugging a Dragon hahahahaha!
Alexis Lionel
For a moment, with the way the people Yun Ren comes for was described. I had envisioned in my head, a kind of hillbilly clan. Thank God that wasn't the fully case. Would have been awkward if he fell into the Alabama trope of finding a woman that looks like his mom hot. Would have had to ask if they use washing board to play music out there. Or blow into a shin'jug
Keifru
I think they were great scenes!
Mundane
And I hate these kinds of comments.
Matt
Loving these interludes. They definitely end up fleshing out the world and the characters.
Another trope avoided, Yun Ren unlike most protagonists does not think his mom is hotter than any woman.
Yshua
I quite enjoyed this interlude, thank you!
Drakenclaw
where Yun Ren accidentally no-sells a Fox's seduction...because they look like his mom. I'm pretty sure that it's no accident that the fox looks like his mom. Maybe he should call the fox grandma? :D
Corwin Amber
'they doping again' doping -> doing 'his fondation' fondation -> foundation 'the boyu ran' boyu -> boy
ghostpeppers
Aww, man. I hate yun ren and guo ren chapters.
Ronin_Ryker
I very much enjoyed both of these interludes! Thank you for the chapter!
Nicholas Roberts
It's grammatically correct. They/them pronouns aren't exclusively for plural people. "Who's that over there?" "They're so-and-so." It's used when you either don't know somebody's gender, or you want it to be applicable to all genders. Who knows what the gender of a shapeshifter is? Could be male, could be female, could be whatever. It's a fucking shapeshifter.
Matt M
I mean I would say there is a difference between filler and slice of life. Mostly in terms of quality I think, as this is good it's slice of life.
DANTE
dude, I'm assuming you are frome usa or canada, that trend you have to use plurals to refer to people of unidentified sex for political correctness sake is bot funny and depressing at the same time, having the fox use they/them is more confusing than anything else since I assume the fox know its own sex, and even if you are dealing with a shape shifter you can just use the appropriate one based on the assumed form, writhing like that to me it looks like purposefully going out of the way to show how political correct you are wich is kinda sad after a while since its full of authors doing it now
Josiah Henderson
I loved both of Yun Rens chapters!
Wholesome family content
Joris Middendorp
Cute chapter
The Lost Pages
Hahaahaa, loved this chapter. Also the Hoops and Haas reminded me of Grey from the manhwa "ID - The Greatest Fusion Fantasy". Learned in the same way as Yun Ren with grunts and whoops.
Casualfarmer
Not his mom, but what the fox's human form looks like. The Form just so happens to look a lot like an airbrushed version of Yun Ren's mom.
Bunny Waffles
Honestly I'm shocked that hasn't come up more often. Admittidly they are in Azure Hills, the weakest place in the world, so there aren't exactly that many intelligent qi using animals who can shift into mortal form, at least not compared to the wider cultivation world. In a world where spirit beasts can become human you can bet your ass your gonna have a bunch of people running about with some of that magic beast bloodline somewhere in them.
Marthis
Nothing like running into a great, great, great, great, great grandparent.
Imspinnennetz
If Yun Ren is descended in some way from the fox (Fox's human forms looking like his mother and cousin), why does Guo Ren look so different? Does the story imply that Yun Ren and Guo Ren's distant female ancestor is the fox and a distant male ancestor is a monkey?
Imspinnennetz
fondation should be foundation
Bunny Waffles
So their ancestor almost certainly was a Fox that turned human, and at the same time those genetics are strong and true. The foxy bloodline is a powerful force!
PatronTurtle
Interesting that he showed Yun's mom. From meeting that form before or because Yun's ancestor looked similar?
Hroar Jordan
"What were they doping again? Oh" I think it should be: "What were they doing again? Oh" Thanks for the chapter :)
Some Total Kretin
You know what? This is precisely your strength! Not the high and mighty adventures of Stone Face McSearchingJin where small events are skipped so the plot can move, but the camera obscura of viewpoints of different characters. It gives the world and the events their color and emotion. It's the one outstanding thing you do really well, you make your characters endearing by coloring the small stuff and even the mightiest heroes human not by pathos and large problems, but small misunderstandings.
Sean Ulrich
Wonder if the fox and the earth spirit know each other…
Seaspike
Ho ho ho... showing his pics to the fox. Can't wait till he gets to the ones from the First Den, and the story.
Sassy
Freud is spinning in his grave rn. Though that might be the cocain
MountHermon
What was I doing again?
Imspinnennetz
I believe that 'doping again' is a typo. I think it should be 'thinking again' or 'dreaming again'.
chumponimys
Double Yun Ren? Oh heck yes.
