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Spider-Man Mayham (AU) Chapter 179: Dilf Peter
🕑 Added 2024-09-14 13:06:22 +0000 UTC[Third Person's PoV]
"You're going to do what now?" Felicia asked, surprised but increasingly eager to see what Future Peter might look like.
Betty, equally intrigued, added, "We were planning to head out, but now I have to see this."
Felix sighed, glancing around. "Where's the kitchen? Never mind, I can smell it from here." He disappeared for a moment and returned with a microwave and a blender, much to everyone's confusion.
"This would be easier with Aunt Lizzy's equipment and power, but since she's not here, we’ll have to make do," he said, setting the appliances down.
Bruce raised an eyebrow. "What exactly are you doing?"
"I'm going to use the microwave's radiation to manipulate gravity and the blender to help create a rotating field," Felix explained, starting to tinker with both appliances. "That should bend light and sound back into themselves, allowing us to carry both faster than their natural speed."
Bruce nodded thoughtfully. "You're accelerating light and sound to communicate across time. Interesting... but how are you going to connect with your dad in the future?"
Felix took off his watch, holding it up for everyone to see. "This. I'll use quantum entanglement to link my watch with my dad's watch in the future."
"Wait, what's quantum entanglement?" Felicia asked, looking a bit lost.
Felix smiled and explained, "It's when two particles, or in this case, two devices, become linked in such a way that, no matter how far apart they are—whether across space or time—changes to one instantly affect the other. It's like a bridge between the present and future."
"Fascinating…" Bruce muttered, feeling really glad he chose to stay.
"Aria, I need you to focus most of the power source of the base into this," Felix said as he connected his watch to the contraption he’d made.
The microwave began to glow hotter while the blender started to rotate at an unnatural speed. "Winston, call my father," Felix instructed.
A hologram projection appeared above the watch. "Calling… my personal piggy bank…" Winston's voice echoed.
They all slowly turned towards Felix, who was hiding his face. Felicia had an amused expression as the hologram began to glitch. After a moment of static, a face started to materialize.
It was a man—handsome, with long brown hair reaching his chin, a strong, thick beard matching his hair, and deep hazel eyes. He was wearing a black muscle shirt with jeans, lounging in a wooden chair with a glass of scotch in hand.
Felicia covered her mouth in surprise. Bruce and Betty weren’t much different, both looking amazed for different reasons.
"Woah…" Betty muttered, causing Bruce to snap his head toward her.
"Felix."
"Father."
"Need me to come get you?"
"Nope."
"Then bye."
And just like that, the call ended.
Felix turned to the others. "Looks like everything’s alright. That's a relief," he sighed.
"THAT'S IT!?" Felicia shouted. "I WANT TO SEE MORE OF THAT PETER! MAMA DEMANDS TO SEE DILF PETER!"
She grabbed Felix by the collar, pulling him closer with intimidating eyes. "Bring. Him. Back. Now."
"Jesus Christ, woman, what is your problem?" Felix yelled, trying to pry her hands away.
"Did you not see how gorgeous that man was!? You're telling me I married that? Talk to him more! He's your father, for crying out loud! Weren't you worried about the future?"
"I got all I needed from that interaction…" Felix replied, horrified. "He's relaxed and not concerned, so the future isn’t being affected by my presence here."
Felicia sighed, slumping her shoulders. "Aria, please tell me you captured it."
"Heh, who do you think I am? Of course, I captured it!" Aria said, displaying an image of Future Peter leaning back in his chair, holding his drink.
'Yes,' Felicia secretly celebrated.
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Meanwhile, MJ was walking out of the Daily Bugle when her phone buzzed. She pulled it out and froze.
"No way…" MJ muttered, staring at the screen in disbelief at Aria's message: 'Guess who…'
'Mama scored a jackpot…'
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Peter and Gwen, just exiting an alleyway, dusted off their bags when Gwen felt her phone buzz. She looked at the message and did a double-take. Her mouth dropped as she compared the picture on her screen to Peter standing next to her.
'HE'S SO HOT!!'
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Nightwing, perched on a water tower with Firestar floating nearby, felt his phone buzz. He looked at the message and couldn't help but curse.
"What the fuck!?" Nightwing blurted out.
Firestar floated down, curious. "Woah, who's that?"
"I think… that’s Peter from the future."
"Eh? Seriously?" Firestar asked in surprise. "If he looks like that, I bet you look way hotter."
"Seriously?" Nightwing smirked.
Firestar shrugged. "I always found you cuter than him. Never saw the appeal the others had for him. He kinda weirded me out, actually."
Nightwing grinned. "Aren't I the lucky one… Weirded you out?" Nightwing asked, catching on to what she said.
"..."
"Don’t tell him I said that."
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Felicia looked at her phone and smiled. "And saved."
Felix stared at his mother, disgusted. "I will never see you the same way again."
"All I’m saying is I finally understand why he has a harem," Felicia said, lifting her hands in surrender.
"A what now?" Betty asked, raising an eyebrow.
"He’s dating Gwen and MJ… and apparently me in the future too."
Felix raised a finger to correct her but decided to stay silent.
Bruce and Betty exchanged looks, both at a loss for words. Finally, Bruce shook his head. "You guys do you, I guess. I'm not gonna judge."
“Say… did I—future me—ever mention how or why Parker and I got together?”
Felix wore a pensive expression before his eyes widened, and he smiled. “So that's what she meant…”
They looked at him, confused, as Felix explained. “You know how, when you're younger, you ask a lot of questions to your parents? Well, when I was little, around five, I asked you—well, future you—about my father when you were putting me to bed…”
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Flashback
A five-year-old Felix was being tucked into bed by an older Felicia. Felicia moved her hair behind her ear and leaned down to kiss his forehead. “Goodnight, my little kitten.”
As she stood up, Felix grabbed her hand with his little fingers.
“Yes?” Felicia asked with a smile.
“Can you stay with me until I fall asleep?” Felix pleaded with wide eyes.
“Of course,” Felicia smiled, lying down beside him.
“Hey, mommy, can I ask you a question?”
“Always.”
“What was daddy like in the past?”
Felicia chuckled. “Why don't you ask him yourself?”
“Because he'll exaggerate and tell me things I didn’t even ask about,” Felix muttered.
Felicia smiled as she brushed his hair from his forehead. “Your father… if I had to describe him in one word…”
“Unstoppable.” she muttered in a mystifying manner.
“Whoa, really?”
Felicia nodded. “No one could stop him. Some came close, but your father rose again and again. There were times when we thought we’d lost him for good, but he miraculously survived. That’s why our spider logo is recognized as a symbol of heroes—why your father is known as the ‘Hero of Heroes.’”
“Is that why you married him?” Felix asked, curious.
“Oh no,” Felicia chuckled. “Though his personality was one of the reasons, there was something else. I caught a glimpse of his future potential—it was captivating.”
“I don’t get it…”
Felicia smiled and kissed his forehead. “You will. One day, you’ll remember this moment, and it’ll all make sense.”
End Flashback
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“His ‘future potential,’ huh? You were talking about his looks! Who tells their five-year-old son that?” Felix grumbled, his eyebrows twitching.
“It sounds like your mother knew you’d be in the past…” Betty remarked.
“Like she knew exactly what was going to happen,” Bruce added, as they all turned to stare at Felicia.
Felix nodded. “So, my visit to the past was meant to happen. They already experienced it. That’s why Dad wasn’t surprised when I called him from the past—he just asked if I wanted to come back.”
Bruce turned to Felix. “Your presence here is meant to be. It’s a fixed point in time, which is why the future isn’t being affected—this was always supposed to happen.”
“I still think you should be cautious about what you say, though,” Betty warned. “Your words can still affect the future, even if you’re meant to be here.”
Felix nodded in agreement, understanding Betty’s concern.
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Peter and Gwen were walking to their internship when Gwen showed him a picture that Aria had sent her.
“And who’s this handsome fellow?” Peter asked, raising an eyebrow.
“SO I WAS RIGHT!” he suddenly shouted, startling Gwen.
“About… what?” Gwen asked, confused.
“I was so close when I built that time machine using the microwave and blender! All I needed was more rotation speed; it just wasn’t fast enough!”
“That’s what’s bothering you, not the fact that your future self is on my screen?”
“I knew I was going to be godly handsome when I got older, so that’s no surprise. But that microwave and blender… it’s seriously bugging me more than it should…”
Peter turned to Gwen with a frustrated expression and pinched his fingers together. “I was this close to cracking time travel at age seven! This close!”
As they entered the Baxter Building, Gwen laughed, amused at how much home appliances were bothering Peter.
In the elevator, Gwen kissed Peter’s cheek. “You’re such a dork sometimes, but I love those moments,” she giggled.
Peter pouted. “I could’ve cracked time travel…”
“Maybe next time…” Gwen teased, patting his back as the elevator doors opened to their internship.
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A/N: I forgot to mention it but there's a secret character that made their first appearance here, I'll give any one a cookie if they could guess who it is
Comments
Alexander Garcia
Jean ?
Bryan Vargas
I thought you were talking about the mystery character that made a cameo, while you were wondering about who the 4th and final wife was lol... it's Cindy moon btw
Bryan Vargas
Were talking about 2 different things bro...
Bryan Vargas
Lmao, the black shirt Peter’s wearing... That's venom...
matt
i’m still confused who it is :/
Bryan Vargas
No
Zuyao Wu
You had Peter hitting on her pretty good. And she already has a spider alias. Susan Storm?
Bryan Vargas
Lmao
KingSpy25i .
OH MY GOD!! YOU SON OF A GUN, I KNOW WHO IT IS!! But I'll play fair and let the others guess a little longer. I'll just leave in my own clue, the mystery is out of this world!
Bryan Vargas
So close! But no... I'll give you a hint it's his shirt
KingSpy25i .
Damn! Mama sure is thirsty! 😳😳 Also, I just reread the whole chapter again and the best clue I got is in the future flashback with Peter being unstoppable and becoming the Hero of Heros. So my guess is a different spider family member or a secret Stan Lee cameo. Lastly, Thank you for the chapter 🙏
Bryan Vargas
Why are people saying black widow, no lol
matt
Bryan Vargas
No
Zuyao Wu
🤔 black widow?
Bryan Vargas
Yeh but just 1 more
Luke Lindemann
When Felix was going to correct Felicia was it meant in a way like there’s more in the harem?
Asura
Thanks for the chapter’s 👋
Alexander Garcia
Thanks for ch
