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Uni kid #4 ..Fifa (Part 2)

🕑 Added 2020-06-25 13:46:35 +0000 UTC
Uni kid #4 ..Fifa (Part 2)

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Connor B

Beanock Powell????!!! Amazing.

tom davies

Beautiful.

A Doggerel Poem for Uni Kid (dedicated to the man, the myth, the legend Tom Davies – this has been the highlight of my week. Thanks so much for the laughs!) I’m nought but a wee laddie, thin and puny Who studies econ stuff at Uni And tho’ I oft do stupid shite, Like yodelling dubstep songs at night, I’ve ne’er squandered quite as much quid As the tosser known as Uni Kid. I do sometimes eat in my bed And sometimes drop crumbs in the spread But I don’t waste time when I’m in the loo, Not like the kid who does his poo, Then saves his peeing for the shower Wherein he wanks for half an hour. I have no skill for FIFA, but, If I got a chance from one of his mates, I could put Uni Kid in dire straits And leave him gutted, his mouth agape.


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