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Mind Blind Blooper Scene (Possibly In-Game?)
🕑 Added 2021-06-25 02:03:50 +0000 UTCTotal transparency: I'm still contemplating including this choice, even though it's ridiculous and Button should get their head checked for taking that option. But the option also made me laugh? I'm conflicted as to its conclusion so figured I'd post it here for feedback.
NB: Contains minor spoilers for Chapter 11 and some PG13 sauciness. For the sake of brevity, I've only included humorous Button's scene (as wording changes for this scene depending upon personality stats).
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“I was expecting you.”
Reese’s casual pronouncement sends your thoughts spiraling, brain morphing into that of an anxious undergrad Lit major asked to interpret one of Shakespeare’s more obscure phrase twists without being given access to Wikipedia: Thee werst expecteth. Or is it ‘thou’? Glitch would know.
But back to your original question: what does Reese mean? His general anticipation of your appearance at this party might be taken for granted, given that he was the one to issue the invitation. However, contextually . . .
Contextually, it sounds an awful lot like Reese is implying that he expected you to search his office. Which means he knows that you were going through his stuff.
Which means you’re screwed.
Selected Choice: Aha, but I’m an optimist who finds Reese incredibly attractive! Perhaps I shall be screwed in an alternative fashion.
You’re very open to a more provocative interpretation. Why, one might venture to proposition that Reese’s statement of “expecting you” is merely a flirtatious overture! The fact that the current setting is a private office instead of the traditional boudoir somewhat undermines this theoretical supposition, but it's also true that within certain literary genres a desk is considered to be . . .
Alright, Professor Hormone, Nick interrupts. Focus.
Comments
Jessa
I mean, there's a desk RIGHT THERE, presumably.
Stephanie Beth
Nicky Mouse: "Button, you flirt with anyone with a pulse." Button: "... And your point is?" 😂 Oh please keep it, let our Buttons bard to the max! No desk shall be safe!
Chigusa Eyes
the office not being a boudoir does Nothing to impede the fantasy, I promise you also honestly same
Skippy Hugo
Petition to change Button's nickname to Professor Hormone
rasehum hiyuki
damn.. I'm gonna have to replay through a lot of this..
oh my god yes keep it
Rue
Good god yes lol
Alissa Cox
Keep it for sure!
Cat Sky
Please do it 🤣🤣🤣
Definitely keep it! It's hilarious 🤣
Rhaygan
I was thinking of the bard! How did you know?!? 😱🤣
Jo O'Connor
Button the bard 😂
Rhaygan
Keep it. Absolutely. Not only is it funny, but I can see a chaotic Button panic-choosing such an option in desperation. If you’ve ever played a tabletop rpg, you should know the average gamer will flirt with anything that breathes, no matter the situation.
