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Patreon Prompt 666
🕑 Added 2024-08-18 13:59:02 +0000 UTCPrompt: Billy Mays-esque commercial where a gassy slobby BBW demonstrates a product that (supposedly) helps her keep her gas in check. She even demonstrates it on herself.
"Hey there, Milly Bays here," the woman said, making sure the camera got a good look at her portly form dressed in a blue collared shirt, her short black hair, and the friendly smile on her pudgy face. "I'm here to talk to you about a one of a kind product. Has this ever happened to you?"
Downing a bottle of mystery liquid, Milly began to shake around her stomach. Turning her back to the camera, she let loose a horrendous fart that threatened to tear asunder her tight fit jeans. Though she had gotten quite used to her fumes, she made sure to play up the revulsion by scrunching her nose and waving about her hand as she turned back to the camera.
“Tired of gassing out an entire room just because of a little tummy trouble?” Milly continued. “Then I have just the thing for you: The Gas Catcher.”
Taking a plastic container from the table, Milly used the straps connected to it to fasten it to her hips. Placing the box in the center of her thick ass cheeks, she let loose with another powerful fart. Though her body still shook from the release, the actual sound that was heard was muffled by the plastic. Unable to pick up the scent of the noxious gas no doubt contained within the box, she turned back towards the camera.
“These things are going fast, so make sure you order now,” she added, waving about a spare plastic container. “Buy in the next thirty minutes and we’ll even throw in a case of our special Bean Juice cans to really put the Gas Catcher through its paces.”
