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Mon/Fri: Whoops!
🕑 Added 2020-06-23 03:39:24 +0000 UTCYeah I forgot to be better about doing these.
There's a lot of things I've been taught by hockey coaches over the years, a lot of it not worth remembering. Still, one specific phrase sticks in my mind, even if I can't remember which particular coach said it: "excuses are not explanations, but explanations are not excuses." Mon/Fri was meant to be my way of being accountable to a Patreon and I fell asleep at the switch there.
It's because I was in therapy. That's the explanation. Monday became therapy day, and it became the thing I focused on that day. So now that's done and I realize, "shit, I used to do something else on this day, something I've forgotten to do in a while!"
So, laying it down here: the script for the next Cinematic Quarantine is underway, and it's on the absolutely insane Sonny Chiba-starring martial arts/crime thriller grindhouse spectacular, The Street Fighter. If you want to know how intense this movie is, it's the first ever film to cut to an x-ray of a broken skull after a dude gets punched in the head, so you absolutely know that motherfucker is dead.
Speaking of people getting punched in the head, I have an extremely strong idea for Narratives of Disaster 3, which is a demonstration of how a disaster can sometimes be utterly spectacular, yet localized only to one person; everyone else looking on is happy and cheering. In this case, it's the story of a MAGAchud MMA fighter who slobbered on his trash talk, got eyerolled at by ring girls, and then got beat half to death in just under 15 minutes before a referee saved his life by declaring him the loser. And then from there, shit gets really embarrassing for him. Stay tuned.
-G
Comments
Frances KR
Both of those sound kind of fantastic. (Also, yay for therapy!)
gotyaoi
I am excited for The Street Fighter!
