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Shield Up 327: The Best Playground Lies Ever Told
🕑 Added 2025-05-02 10:00:03 +0000 UTCWe've been collecting your suggestions for the best lies that were told at your school and it's finally time! Please enjoy these fake tales of bizarre deaths and sexually charged science classes.
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Stay safe and keep your shield up,
RKG x
Comments
RKG
We've got enough to come back for a Part 2 at some point!
richard
This was such a great episode. Laughed a lot.
Marta Ogonowska
I heard the "humans can lick hands too" story in Poland in the 90s! It really was EVERYWHERE.
Steve Wood
How the hell did these stories spread internationally in the pre-internet era? I too heard about Mountain Dew shrinking your balls in 6th grade (due to Yellow 5 dye or something). I also recall on an early episode of PTT (or Retry) where Gav told the horrific urban legend that ends with the dead dog and, “humans can lick hands too”, and that was being passed around my elementary school in the mid-90s in South Florida.
