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Commentary | Jurassic World Rebirth
🕑 Added 2025-07-03 09:00:00 +0000 UTCWoof.
It's no secret that Zach and I did not care for the Jurassic World movies, especially after rewatching the original Jurassic Park trilogy recently and reaffirming our love for those. But since Jurassic World Rebirth seems to be its own standalone thing, we think it has the potential to be the best since the good old days!
Keyword: potential.
Easily the worst movie in the entire Jurassic Park franchise, Rebirth stars Scarlett Johansson for no reason, wastes Mahershala Ali's time more than Kevin Feige has, and features two subplots but zero main plot. Genuinely the only thing it has going for it is that they can't possibly make a direct sequel to it. Please.
PS. I mixed up my Ruperts.
Guest: Zach
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Comments
Luis Laboy
I just found out that the boyfriend in this movie is Cam Cameron from The Summer I Turned Pretty (Belly’s first boyfriend) and holy shit he’s a grown ass man now lol
Pretty Much It
LOL
Emily Smith
Been a longtime YouTube subscriber but officially subscribed to the Patreon for this movie specifically. I just knew I couldn’t do it alone!
Emily Smith
Imagine how hard I laughed when the credits rolled and saw ScarJo’s character was in fact NOT named Carey
