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🕑 Added 2022-02-23 04:58:54 +0000 UTC story time 🤠🥳 it’s funny bc even though i’m a virgin, i’ve been tempted to make… uh… “questionable”... decisions for as long as i can remember. i think it’s a good mix of me being insane and my friends having even more questionable morals than me lol so the story i’m about to tell you happened about a year or so before i started onlyfans. i’d never been to a strip club and honestly had no desire to. the idea just made me super uncomfortable. well, one day my friend asked me to go with a small group. i really didn’t want to, but she eventually convinced me. i was super nervous, but we got dressed up all cute, had a few drinks, and went to the club… and we had so much fun!! the girls who danced there were super fucking nice and customers were flirting with me and my friend as well hahah. so there i am, having a good time, when my friend (who looks very similar to me… people used to think we were twins) pulls me aside and tells me there’s a couple she’s been talking to who will pay us some crazy amount to go home with them. she’d already explained to them that i’m a virgin and wouldn’t be doing much. all i would have to do is watch and maybe make out with the wife a bit. i was pretty fucking dr**k at this point (and a broke nanny), so i was like hmm.. okay... fuck yeah... i guess 😝 but i hadn’t kissed anyone in literally 2+ yrs and told her that made me too nervous, so we told them to give us a few mins while we got something in the car and she gave me a make out lesson hahahahaha i can’t remember why, but it fell through and the couple had to leave, so it didn’t happen, but thought you’d enjoy the story. this was also the night i decided i wanted to learn to pole dance. i signed up for classes as soon i got home that morning at like 3am bc it looked so fun. and i also thought stripping would be fun, but forgot i’m nowhere NEAR that confident lol. and realized a week later that i was in the midst of a manic episode. but for a solid week, i was convinced that i was meant to be a stripper. this was the first time i bought lingerie. and not just one set... a few hundred dollars worth. AND i told my parents i was gonna do it. they were nottttt happy 😹 i guess this explains why they weren't in complete shock when i told them about onlyfans
